u guys r just jealous cause morbs found "his guy"
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link
honestly i'm confused that any of you can still bear to discuss politics at all, y'all have stronger stomachs than me, salud!
― revenge of the jawn (rushomancy), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link
TBF discussing politics has been way easier since that thing a few years back where the incessant stress of doing so finally shut down my organic corpus and necessitated an upload of my consciousness into a crude mechanical body comprised mostly of wire hangers and soup cans. I literally have a cast iron stomach for that shizz nowadays.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link
LOL, just saw the post that likely prompted this thread. Perrin is basically what happened when '80s Dennis Miller tried to teleport himself across the room but tragically failed to notice that someone's lame and underinformed dad had time-travelled from our era directly into his telepod.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link
wait the dad time-travelled into the inside of a telepod that miller was about to use to teleport across a room?
― Evan, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link
yes but it's the only interesting aspect of the story
― mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
the real tragedy here is that people are still allowed to embed Trump tweets
Splitting the option to turn off images from embedding tweets/youtube would be a welcome change to user preferences tbh
this is by far the best option IMO - split it into images/YT links/tweets
― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
“dominated” is a weird thing when half those embeds are primary sources for breaking news
Half a percent maybe!
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
trumps tweets are at least funny tho
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, January 17, 2020 8:19 AM (two hours ago)
otm
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
in the future we all have a guy and our conversations will be 100% reposting tweets
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
dibs on Chuck Grassley
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link
look forward to all of my ILM posts suddenly looking like this:
Enjoyed teaching new EU Trade Commissioner Hogan abt how I’m a laboratory for how GMOs won’t kill you since I’ve been eating Iowa corn & soybeans my whole life https://t.co/hPmBrjx9Sc— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) January 15, 2020
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link
THREAD: the new Algiers album
NED: this is greatufo: agreedDJP:
Only in washington would FISA court hope to restore credibility after FISA abuse by hiring Kris a person who publicly denied FISA abuse ever happened to oversee reforms If u want to improve public confidence+ prevent civil liberties violations dont hire fox to fix henhouse!!!— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) January 14, 2020
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link
HOOS is more my guy, i assume u ppl check his twitter feed
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
I might let you have Chuck, but I feel like I have a better claim
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
HOOS is definitely excellent
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
I’m claiming Danielle Steel
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
come get this meat(loaf) #SeduceSomeoneIn4Words— Boston Market (@bostonmarket) January 16, 2020
― Evan, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link
@worstblobby has gone downhill since this tbh, i need a new guy:
BLOBY IS BALLS DEEP IN 2017— Mr. Blobby (@WorstBlobby) January 1, 2017
― mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link
If Bobby Gillespie is on twitter that's my guy.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link
Know we take comments like yours very seriously. So we can best help, we would like to gather your contact information and have someone reach out to you personally. Can you please send us a DM with your phone number and best time to reach you?— Windex (@Windex) November 6, 2019
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
Damn, omitted the most important part:
This is @justshitpoasts' mom, I just arrived home and found him dead lying next to an empty bottle of @Windex😰 - I've called the cops, @CNN and my lawyers. You will be hearing from us. https://t.co/1JazjMGFRk— justshitpoasts🍪 (@justshitpoasts) November 6, 2019
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
Report unsafe products on https://t.co/qFWdMF6Xk0 pic.twitter.com/1nNl2HCRoT— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) January 17, 2020
― ☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link
We can have another thread if necessary to advertise sub-jerky boys fare that would call for the eradication of Twitter rather than its banishing from ILX, those would do fine there.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
It's so cool that Chuck Grassley tweets like my worst students write!!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assume deer dead— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 26, 2012
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
xp what are their feelings on Dairy Queen?
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
pretty sure im taking "assume deer dead" to the grave
At Hy-Vee Classic bb games sitting near couple who owns the Dairy Queen in Windsor Heights where I go for you know what. Yum.— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) December 16, 2017
it never occurred to me, but what if the DQ franchisee is a big Grassley donor? maybe this has been sponcon all along
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link
@ChuckGrassley Followers legitimately asked about condition of dear that attacked our Prius I didn't hv a flashlight to check on critter— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 27, 2012
I hate him but on Twitter he is a treasure
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
xp: okay clearly Grassley fucks at the DQ
the Dairy Queen in Windsor Heights where I go for you know what. Yum.
Why would a politician in this day and age ever so willingly open himself to innuendo and speculation in this manner
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
lol, xpost
more like HARD SERVE, amirite
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
I've gone to that location multiple times to check for illicit activity but found only a well-crafted Blizzard
if the weather wasn't so bad right now I'd go again. all this talk is making me hungry
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
A butterscotch cone going down on Grassley in the parking lot mmm
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
hell i'm might give this a try
Last night I dreamt about the end of the world which I survived to be tortured by faceless security forces. Tonight I hope for something with guaranteed health care.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) January 10, 2020
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
damn feels good, i see why morbs does it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
thats morbs guy tho
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
Powerless people who trash each other in comment threads depress me, but then I think of ice cream, and then vegans, and it starts again.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) January 6, 2015
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
brb, setting up a "WHO SAID IT: Dennis Perrin or Chuck Grassley?" quiz
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
is Perrin quoting CSNY?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
xp poll plz
― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
Perrin or Grassley? captcha on the ilx login
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
remember what tha homie nietsche said y'all "whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster"— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) June 14, 2016
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
ilx wholeheartedly embracing perrin and posting him nonstop might actually be the only way to break morbs of the habit
― Mordy, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
loll
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/h6v5jKOQHB— denise perkins (@lucasmurphy62) June 9, 2019
― Evan, Friday, 17 January 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
“If you think about it, everything is created from the inside out. Think of the seed from which the plant grows, the embryo that gives rise to the fully developed infant, even the building that emerges from the… https://t.co/2cFsvgAUvL— Dennis Perrin (@perrinpainter) January 17, 2020
― call all destroyer, Friday, 17 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
Indeed, why would anyone actually want to rock, how unbecoming
― Master of Treacle, Sunday, 26 January 2020 05:50 (four years ago) link
US Politics, April 2020 -- Where's the Vax Returns?
― donald failson (sic), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link