Elon Musk

need to know the precise multi drug cocktail these ppl are into

end times, shaken, served up with a dash of messiah

i think i like the idea of what she's doing, if it were done in a simulated world. the problem is that we're still here on earth

its been done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fVQtmMN_ao

I mean yiiit's been

woww

ok I thought this thing was a money incinerator why has the stock price tripled

investors are dumb idk

well over 600 now, sheesh guys

Q4 report looks pretty strong to me. They had a string of stumbles in the first half of 2019, but seem to have righted the ship.

no strong quarter justifies pricing tesla like volkswagen

not even thinking tesla is the next volkswagen justifies it lol

When you include debt VW is worth more than 2 times Tesla. I agree with your point though.

tbf they could be the next VW

I mean, the somewhat recent VW that was faking test results and got slapped down hard for it

This thread is full of people who doubt Elon's vibe.

https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905/dont-doubt-ur-vibe

I wrote the lyrics & performed the vocals!!

— E “D” M (@elonmusk) January 31, 2020

10 seconds in all I can think of is this

https://soundcloud.com/timheidecker/drk-mt-btl-20

just gonna leave this here

https://i.imgur.com/PwzIyks.png

I glanced at my phone at the moment a comment marker saying "This song is terrible" scrolled by lol

was kind of doubting my vibe this morning tbh but now i have decided not to doubt my vibe.

dont doubt u r vibe

mods pls move this thread to ILM

sorry, this is my fault, literally six hours beforehand I posted in a group chat about the existence of elon musk's "rip harambe" so clearly I jinxed the universe

Well I guess I am finally changing my dn

mods pls move this thread to ILM

― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open)

Lmao shit I didn't see this when I posted

TSLA blowing up.

inverse ilx fund would do well

200 to 1000 on no news. Cool.

Far out!

What if there was an AI programmed to want to pick as many strawberries as possible, and so it cultivated nothing but strawberries on all of Earth’s land? Then it would be Strawberry Fields Forever!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2020

pic.twitter.com/XgyGXUEnnH

— Cynic Metalhead🛡 (@GrumpyAmb) February 6, 2020

reading his tweets = microdosing stupidity

200 to 1000 on no news. Cool.

and now down to 700. the fact that this is acting less like a stock and more like bitcoin seems like not the best sign

well yeah

$btc 2017 vs TSLA. Wow. pic.twitter.com/beehVilkrv

— Michael Novogratz (@novogratz) February 3, 2020

hahaha

bubbles be bubblin'

yeah, stocks did this long before bitcoin, which is basically a crime ETF

that chart is apparently not very different to amazon in 1999, and well, it was a bubble but it was also a good investment. the trick is spotting the difference i guess.

wish someone could teach me that trick. also the trick where your amazon stock makes 15% and you somehow don't sell it immediately.

i will teach you for $99

is there a guy that tries to sell you classes about making money with bitcoin that wears a suit with bitcoin symbols on it yet?

that's a poorly formed sentence, but i'm talking about a bitcoin matthew lesko.

pretty sure matthew lesko has an ilx connection but i can't remember what it is

Company is full of jerks

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-remotely-removes-autopilot-features-from-customer-1841472617

that chart is apparently not very different to amazon in 1999, and well, it was a bubble but it was also a good investment. the trick is spotting the difference i guess.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

the trick is convincing yourself there is a difference that can be perceived by sufficiently informed people, and that you're genuinely smarter than those other investors and not just fucking lucky

yessssss

The coronavirus panic is dumb

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2020

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I hate this asshole

We will make ventilators if there is a shortage

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020

Anyone wanna bet he’s not gonna make any ventilators

maybe get a start on that now bud, before the shortage hits hmm

Seriously getting upset at the thought of this asshole trying to inject himself into the narrative

Elon Musk has never met the process for getting FDA approval of medical devices.