The 200,000th Thread Anticipation, Celebration, & Physical Fights Thread

i have no idea. i've been worshiping at this altar: https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/index.jsp

i mean, does it include the sandbox threads?

and how many sandbox threads WERE there?

u can see for yourself https://sandbox.ilxor.com/sandbox/

i mean, go back to the very beginning of this mess:

"some have even said it was all said on this thread, a little over 3 years ago.: 195,000 threads!"

but did some say, at that time, that 3 years only adding up to 5,000 new threads is very suspicious. according to my calcs that's about 1,666 threads per year. nu-ilx is smaller than the days of yore, but not THAT much smaller. right?

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there are 3,942 fucking threads on there!

that means there are at least 203,886 ilx threads!! this whole thread is bullshit

man, fuck this. i'll see you in another 100k, if that one isn't bullshit too

this is like when MLB celebrated the "one millionth run"

have the physical fights started yet that's what i'm here for

i for one blame Karl Malone and only Karl Malone for this snafu. rest assured, the Oviedo Tattler staff is going to be up all night to make sure this story is in the early edition. which is the only edition. for the week. because we're a small operation.

did we ever decide whether a cat can have salami

this fucking THREAD should have happened 2 fucking years ago at least

don't blame for this, i'm like the guy on noah's ark who noticed the land after 48 days, and was like "hey, this land has been here for 8 days, we could have left"

Karl, can we get some interview questions in for our early edition? Please reply to the queries below

1) how do you intend to live with the embarrassment? have you picked out a new home in a remote part of Alaska to retreat to yet?

2) do you expect many lawsuits as a result of this major bungle?

3) what is your favorite situational comedy?

maybe this is how the physical fights happen for the 200,000th thread, whoever posts it. because they'll be all happy and bragging about being the 200,000th, but the fact knowers will have to let them know that they are not even close to being right. things escalate from there, etc etc

i'm going to post the thread

No I’m going to

this is the fyre of ilx

that reminds me, who was in charge of getting lucrative sponsors for this event? i'm pretttty sure that was you, darraghmac

i will post the landmark thread, anyone who objects can meet me for an oil wrestling match at dusk tonight

update has been on the teamsite since last friday km

RHONDA

morbs don't threaten me with a good time

FIFTY-FOUR NEW THREADS REMAIN

https://i.imgur.com/Pf0c6nX.jpg

The only way to save ILX is to let gabbneb and chaki back, just in time for the 200,000th thread, and then lock them into it by threadbanning them from every other thread in the past AND future, and then TARDIS SOUND EFFECT we’ll be okay until esby gets out of hand again

Is this helping

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=40

Bibbidy bish da bam bam

^^^^^ I’m assuming that’s in 5/4

Is this helping

13,961,496 messages

I guess it's helping ILX on the way to 14 million posts, fwiw.

199,950

https://i.imgur.com/rUCsVWw.gif

i've been planning a So Solid thread for weeks now

you could put it up now and grab the prestigious 199,951st thread position. you could also go for #200K but that involves a physical fight

http://www.liberaldictionary.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/calculating-8203.jpg

At what time, according to your calculations Mr. Malone, will the 200,000st thread be posted? (please factor in NV either creating or not creating that So Solid thread tyvm)

can't do the So Solid until there's 21 threads to go

Someone do a poll for every year between 1990 and 2019.

That'll get us there

On it. What should we poll tho?

best poll

Polls en abyme.

polls en abysmal

At what time, according to your calculations Mr. Malone, will the 200,000st thread be posted?

some scholars say that the only true order in the universe is disorder. what caused the big bang? some rando, probably, in other words.

these scholars created https://www.random.org/clock-times/

according to those calculations: it will be one of these five times:

01:20
01:50
07:50
16:30
23:00

so is ilx's expansion slowing down or continuing to accelerate?

Both.

what time zone, though? the scholars are one step ahead of you. according to the time zone institute, these are the options: https://www.timeanddate.com/time/current-number-time-zones.html

using leaked tools from random.org, i came up with these 5 numbers between -12 and +14:

-10 -11 -10 0 -9

that corresponds with:

UTC -10 small region of USA and 2 more HST Honolulu
UTC -11 American Samoa and 2 more NUT Alofi
UTC -10 small region of USA and 2 more HST Honolulu
UTC +0 United Kingdom and 24 more GMT London
UTC -9 Alaska/USA and regions of French Polynesia AKST Anchorage

no need to thank for me for all this information i've put together - just go ahead and add it to your stochastic models and plan accordingly

Impressive stuff

got a horrible feeling thread 200,000 will end up being some poll about the best bassist in an early 90s midwest indie band or something

wait - 2 of the 5 rando time zones were honololu. that means honolulu came up TWICE as much as American Samoa, London, and Anchorage, and infinitely more times than the time zones that weren't selected at all.

that means that the time zone must be UTC -10, Honolulu time. let's go ahead and memorialize this breakthrough:

the 200,000th thread will be posted at 01:20, 01:50, 07:50, 16:30, or 23:00, Honolulu Time, Saturday, February 1st.

xp threads vmic though

It's happening.

who as it

i see chocolate chip cookies but maybe the filters i have on sna affect this

Here it is:

anticlimactic

the "jol out" of threads

threadid=100000:
Totally Adorable Pictures of Winston Churchill

perfect

the 200,000th thread will be posted at 01:20, 01:50, 07:50, 16:30, or 23:00, Honolulu Time, Saturday, February 1st.

well, science proved when it would take place, and still i completely missed it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Music_(forum)

lol

A+

Haha, well played (and otm!)

i am charging oder doch? with murder of the 200,000th degree, + shoplifting

i propose ritual blood sacrifice as punishment. can i get a second or third so we can update the thread title?

you know what's fucked up?

there are 202,101 threads right now. 202101, as in this year has finally started with that last post, the 01, and the next 98 threads are the rest of the "real" 2021 threads for heads