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Why is it green w/ a yellow tongue?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link

why is it exhaling bubbles? we may never know

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 14:18 (four years ago) link

Oh my god that's freaking hilarious

prouders, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link

Why is it green w/ a yellow tongue?

It's an Irish bulldog that supports West Ham United. It's a metaphor.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

BBC Alba can stay as long as they keep showing competitive sheep herding

steer karma (gyac), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link

Oh man I used to love a bit of "One Man and His Dog"

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link

I like Border Collies a lot and they are probably the strangest and most indefatigable breed of working dogs. Someone I talk to with two of them says even when he takes them on 10 mile treks they will be making subtle hints like dropping the dog lead in front of his chair to do it all again, within a couple of hours!

calzino, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

We had the loveliest border collie when I was a kid. RIP ;_;

kinder, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link

450 jobs going in BBC News, probably not Laura K though

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/jan/29/bbc-announces-450-jobs-will-go-in-newsroom-shake-up

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

BBC News now easily outclassed by ITN apparently

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51300799

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

you say this but
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPeE9UGX4AAkJdN?format=jpg&name=large

steer karma (gyac), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link

He doesn't even own a croissant

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link

I can't really see what Peston is saying here.

I don't like him btw. Think he was OK in 2008 before he was over-promoted.

the pinefox, Thursday, 30 January 2020 07:05 (four years ago) link

He's saying that he cannot step outside of his own privilege to report from a neutral unbiased position. However he says it in such a cluelessly privileged way that it suggests he has little sense of what direction reality even lies in.

plax (ico), Thursday, 30 January 2020 07:12 (four years ago) link

Sarah Sands has resigned from Today with 6 months notice. I'd enjoy a bit of BBC austerity blues if it wasn't for the certainty that Today will still suck just as much shit after she's gone.

calzino, Thursday, 30 January 2020 09:18 (four years ago) link

https://shop.conservatives.com/

koogs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 10:09 (four years ago) link

Also great how all these wankers just stroll into other jobs with nary a pause - like it's the 1950s or something. (xp)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 January 2020 10:10 (four years ago) link

(oops, wrong thread)

koogs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 10:14 (four years ago) link

or is it?

calzino, Thursday, 30 January 2020 10:16 (four years ago) link

‘Victory’ mugs, smh

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 30 January 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link

As an aside, I’m St Andrews there’s a Victory Memorial Hall, and everyone calls it the Victoria Memorial Hall. I find it infuriating.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 30 January 2020 12:44 (four years ago) link

Radio 3 right now: four white middle class people pondering the woke agenda

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link

jesus wept is nowhere sacred from this interminable fucking bullshit, it's like nazi america.

calzino, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link

It wasn't that bad, just funny

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link

I just remembered Newsnight is doing a report on the Irish election so I switched over. First fifteen minutes on the government threatening the BBC and worrying about democracy. If this is so bad, why is Laura K still in her fucking job lads? Ugh, wish Lewis Goodall didn’t go there.

hyds (gyac), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

loool

imago, Monday, 10 February 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link

> “It could be a genius move. They wouldn’t dare f*** with a Murdoch,” said one insider.

i think they are over- / under-estimating boris

koogs, Monday, 10 February 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link

Although Downing Street’s dream choice to lead the BBC into a post licence fee future would be a longstanding critic such as Rebekah Brooks, CEO of Rupert Murdoch’s News UK, a figure such as Ms Murdoch would prove an acceptable compromise.

Sophie's choice between a Murdoch and a Murdoch, basically.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 February 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link

this such a fucking floater, this. journalism is so fucked

stet, Monday, 10 February 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link

absolutely beyond parody, everyone involved should be shot into space immediately

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 February 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

Typical of the I / Independent.

Carolyn Fairbairn seems a reasonable bet if they wanted someone with strong Tory links who’d have the experience to be at least partly justifiable in the role.

ShariVari, Monday, 10 February 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

any relation to the other great aussie (social) media dynasty

imago, Monday, 10 February 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

this such a fucking floater, this. journalism is so fucked


otm.

Fizzles, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

v much testing the public temperature.

Fizzles, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link

Between this

We are aware thatvthe bbc is hosting a transphobic academic today to discuss our campaign - we were not informed of this, nor were we invited to speak for ourselves. It is disappointing that BBC impartiality seemingly does not apply when trans rights are concerned.

— Labour Campaign for Trans Rights (@Labour_Trans) February 12, 2020



and giving FUCKING Gl1nn3r a platform the previous night, coupled with the endless self-pity...idc, send in the vulture funds.

hyds (gyac), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link

what could possibly go wrong, just asking questions nbd

God imagine what people they’re going to get with this. pic.twitter.com/kNATeIqXeg

— Sinan Kose (@TheSinanKose) February 18, 2020

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link

If only there was a good hardcore song they could use as the title/theme music.

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 14:18 (four years ago) link

lol i was gonna say

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

they've changed the caption on this image now but the rest of the article is still fucking bonkers

ah yes, the two approaches to taxation: cuts, or punishing the rich https://t.co/hGbIY9QLEP pic.twitter.com/qrOeTy3qYf

— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) February 25, 2020

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:28 (four years ago) link

what a useless US correspondent, their US coverage on WS is often bad in my experience.

calzino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:37 (four years ago) link

They gave quite a lot of coverage to that Sir Michael Marmot/Institute of Health Equity on falling life expectancy in the UK. in the past they tended to ignore damning reports on austerity from BMJ and the UN rapporteur.

calzino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:44 (four years ago) link

*report*

calzino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:45 (four years ago) link

That's because he has a silly name so only a few of the crylaughing masses will take it seriously

imago, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link

big_lebowski_nice_marmot.png

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:49 (four years ago) link

probably more to do with recent "we need to talk about license fees" chat from downing st

calzino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:50 (four years ago) link

never not at it

Can you come up with something else pic.twitter.com/BwAGCCq0lE

— shon faye. (@shonfaye) February 26, 2020

median punt (gyac), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

Booming reply

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

never not at it again

When Toby Young was on @BBCr4today to plug his free speech union, the "other" voice to ensure the balance the BBC so loves was Trevor Phillips.

Last night Trevor Phillips spoke at the *launch* of the Free Speech Union pic.twitter.com/FA242Y65Ig

— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) February 27, 2020

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 February 2020 11:06 (four years ago) link


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