sorry, this is my fault, literally six hours beforehand I posted in a group chat about the existence of elon musk's "rip harambe" so clearly I jinxed the universe
― like, Iβm eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
Well I guess I am finally changing my dn
― Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Saturday, 1 February 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link
mods pls move this thread to ILMβ warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open)
β warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open)
Lmao shit I didn't see this when I posted
TSLA blowing up.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
inverse ilx fund would do well
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
200 to 1000 on no news. Cool.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
Far out!
What if there was an AI programmed to want to pick as many strawberries as possible, and so it cultivated nothing but strawberries on all of Earthβs land? Then it would be Strawberry Fields Forever!— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2020
― Alba, Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:35 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/XgyGXUEnnH— Cynic Metalheadπ‘ (@GrumpyAmb) February 6, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link
reading his tweets = microdosing stupidity
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link
and now down to 700. the fact that this is acting less like a stock and more like bitcoin seems like not the best sign
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
well yeah
$btc 2017 vs TSLA. Wow. pic.twitter.com/beehVilkrv— Michael Novogratz (@novogratz) February 3, 2020
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
bubbles be bubblin'
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
yeah, stocks did this long before bitcoin, which is basically a crime ETF
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
that chart is apparently not very different to amazon in 1999, and well, it was a bubble but it was also a good investment. the trick is spotting the difference i guess.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
wish someone could teach me that trick. also the trick where your amazon stock makes 15% and you somehow don't sell it immediately.
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link
i will teach you for $99
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link
is there a guy that tries to sell you classes about making money with bitcoin that wears a suit with bitcoin symbols on it yet?
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link
that's a poorly formed sentence, but i'm talking about a bitcoin matthew lesko.
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link
pretty sure matthew lesko has an ilx connection but i can't remember what it is
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
Company is full of jerkshttps://jalopnik.com/tesla-remotely-removes-autopilot-features-from-customer-1841472617
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 February 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link
β π ππ’π¨ (caek)
the trick is convincing yourself there is a difference that can be perceived by sufficiently informed people, and that you're genuinely smarter than those other investors and not just fucking lucky
― you know my name, look up the number of the beast (rushomancy), Friday, 7 February 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link
yessssss
The coronavirus panic is dumb— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link
michael_jackson_popcorn.gif
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
I hate this asshole
― college bong rip guy (silby), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
We will make ventilators if there is a shortage— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020
Anyone wanna bet heβs not gonna make any ventilators
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link
maybe get a start on that now bud, before the shortage hits hmm
― Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:13 (four years ago) link
Seriously getting upset at the thought of this asshole trying to inject himself into the narrative
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:14 (four years ago) link
Elon Musk has never met the process for getting FDA approval of medical devices.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:15 (four years ago) link
he will send boxes of short shorts to hospitals with a note that says "i heard there is a shortage"
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
He will make 2 ventilator prototypes and claim a promise has been fulfilled
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
https://www.wsj.com/articles/sheriff-quashes-elon-musks-aim-to-keep-tesla-production-humming-11584503047
― sleeve, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:27 (four years ago) link
You doubters. Bet he's adding vents to the sides of all his submarines as we speak.
― pplains, Thursday, 19 March 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link
guessing these ventilators are going to wind up killing the patients as soon as the cell service goes off
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link
Must be hard for him to realise heβs not needed. Again. Though ironically his one car per mile tunnel might be the solution needed.
― gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
sounds like our hero picked up some cpap machines wholesale
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 April 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link
if you slap a Tesla sticker on, cpap becomes a ventilator? blah
― mh, Thursday, 2 April 2020 04:00 (four years ago) link
at least elon isn't 'known for his signature cowboy hat' i guess
At Kimbal Musk's restaurants workers were told community mattered, that they were family. They contributed money out of their paychecks to an emergency fund for workers. Then COVID happened, and the family fund was suddenly unavailable. Read: https://t.co/YTyQdTX7Mi— Emily Peck (@EmilyRPeck) April 7, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link
This fuckin guy
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link
getting nervous that this prediction may not in fact turn out to be true
Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link
FREE AMERICA NOW— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2020
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
jesus this relentless dullard
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
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― Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link
FREE GRIMES N...EVERMIND, YOU CAN HAVE HER
― π« (peace, man), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link
AM CONSIDERING FREEING AMERICA NOW. FUNDING SECURED.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
$420 per american
― silby, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
My gf @Grimezsz is mad at me— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 1 May 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link
gah, that was meant to be this tweet
I am selling almost all physical possessions. Will own no house.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2020
anyway, he's on one
i wonder if his gf grimezsz got mad at him before or after he decided to sell almost all of his physical possessions and own no house
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link