i think i spent less than 5 minutes of the game on a horse, cumulatively
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 February 2020 01:25 (four years ago) link
Yeah, don't see the point in horses as you can fast travel most areas and miss loads whilst riding. My son loves them though, has five different ones and will happily spend hours just riding around on them finding cool ways to dismount.
― groovypanda, Saturday, 1 February 2020 10:09 (four years ago) link
yeh no horses here, but that beautiful white boi was worthwhile
― nxd, Saturday, 1 February 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
Horses were great until I figured out, one divine beast in, that climbing the towers unlocked the maps, duh
Still - the horseride from kakoriko to rito, near the start of the game, without a map, realising how huge the playing area was vs. Ocarina of Time, dying very often, was one of my favourite gaming experiences ever
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 February 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
So I thought I was kinda over this game, and then I randomly grabbed my first sand seal in the middle of a sand storm, it dragged me through an area I'd never explored before, past a couple moblins to a treasure chest with a diamond in it (which I keep hoarding expecting to need for armor upgrades at some point.)
Upgrading barbarian armor to four stars was fun. Also, if you mount a lynel, when it bucks you off after the fifth hit, immediately lock on with the left trigger and then hit the right trigger to get three cheap headshots from behind.
― lukas, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
Yeah the other good thing with that is apparently mounted Lynel attacks dont degrade yr weapon.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 9 March 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link
Upgrading barbarian armor to four stars was fun. Also, if you mount a lynel,
snicker
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 01:06 (four years ago) link
Mom I think I'm not supposed to be in this chatroom
― lukas, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link
i'll tell you who's an ancient screw
the motorcycle is kinda disappointing so far. i think i'm ready to kill ganon and put on a mario hat.
― lukas, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/B6Jt9Dz/68-A53-BB9-F6-C9-4-A20-9887-3-DA0-A752-FE2-E.jpgabsolutely freakin psychotic m8
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link
i beat the sword trials and now my sword is very powerful
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
I never got the motorcycle, but the teleporting horse armor was pretty cool
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link
I never bothered with a horse in this game, let alone a steel horse.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link
I never bothered with a horse in this game. But a steel horse? THAT I can get into.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
i never bothered with a horse in this game. Why should a steel horse be any different?
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link
flesh? steel? a horse is a horse, i say, and i don't bother with them.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link
i didn't avoid horses in this game because i was scared of seeing their horse anus while riding. I simply don't bother with them. even a steel anus wouldn't frighten me.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link
what would you even feed a steel horse? Flesh horses? Why bother!
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link
steel horses inside of flesh horses. the horses are fake liars in this game, and i refuse to be bothered with it.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
A steel horse bothering itself alone? I'm game!
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link
otm
― Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:56 (four years ago) link
Now, if you could play *as* a steel horse, that would be, as they say, a game changer.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
it was raining when i got to the ancient lab so i ended up wandering off and beating 50 shrines and getting the master sword before i came back and realized i could upgrade my bombs
― crüt, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link
can i make the steel horse jump up and down on my head, infinitely?
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
it was raining when i rode thissteel horse into some ass-face play
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
now, at last, i am alive
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link
just a matter of time before the phrase "steel anus" showed up on this thread
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
Peter Steele of Type O Negative is chuckling in the afterlife.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
the arc of the ilx thread is long but it bends towards the phrase ‘steel anus’
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link
i am genuinely surprised that it hasn't been used on ilx until now. good to finally get that one on the board
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link
ILX worst mentions
― rob, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
you've all disappointed me greatly
― Nhex, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link
i've a mind like a steel anus -- i never forget an opinion, which are themselves like anuses -- everybody's got one.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
master cycle fuel can't melt steel anuses
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link
"I'm a cowboy, on a steel ... "
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
...horse i rideand the anus (ANEEUUUHUHUS)is also steel
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
by the steel anus on the horse of jovi
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link
a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive that shits jewels
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
howdy do. this is peter mccallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those jewel shitting stainless steel anuses designed by jony ive. credit card? You got it.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
i'm sorry i said anything about the ... thing
― lukas, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
appreciate the apology, lukas. not sure if i can move on from it, but i'm willing the try. you'll understand that i fp'd you as a first step toward righting some of the wrongs unleashed here by you over the last 24 hours.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
"willing the try" is a phrase from rugby btw, in case you aren't smart
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
how do I know if I'm smart? no don't answer that anus man
― lukas, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
you are smart, lukas. I did a typo and made a lie to cover it up like the flesh on a steel horse. Now I am the one who is sorry.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
One of only three known copies of the 78 of Rina Tadwaddle's hit song from the 1920's "No Don't Answer That Anus Man, Doo Doo Doo"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/g3xgep/i_was_looking_through_old_game_clips_when_i/
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:57 (four years ago) link
but also
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link
i'm on my second playthrough, using a horse and trying to stick mainly to the main roads this time. it's quite refreshing!
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 05:45 (three years ago) link