Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

it may be that there isn't an exact equivalent, pom (the translation of peter rabbit into egyptian hieroglyphs has several footnotes admitting to approxations)

who doesn’t enjoy a good troll every now and then literally every day

https://sammicox.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/peter-rabbit-inside-page.jpg

this board deserves so much more trolling than it gets tbh... y'all are, like, the bougiest ppl in the world

LBI - I am not trolling actually.

The vast majority of posts from myself (as I was called to be thread banned by a poster I hardly interact with, a tantrum for real) on the Berners thread has been info as we get it from twitter. Mordy posted the Iowa turn out info many hours after I posted the same on the Berners thread. I followed the story first thing by using ilx and twitter.

xpost Have u met bougie people, I think you might not have

ty stet

it may be that there isn't an exact equivalent, pom

Fwiw there isn't one in French and Romanian either, so that would be my amateurish guess as well.

The cognate verb 'bannir' comes close but it doesn't serve quite the same purposes in French.

Anyway, props for the quality chime-in.

ia it’s very impressive but it’s hardly the most interesting language one could speak
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article16512934.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_Britains-Secretary-of-State-for-International-Development-Rory-Stewart-one-of-the-leadership-conte.jpg

enough with that bloody Stingray picture

How do you say 'touché' in Dari?

https://www.heraldscotland.com/resources/images/9989926?type=responsive-gallery-fullscreen

the stringray equivalent of banishment is AQUATRAZ iirc:

https://sequentialtwentyone.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/aquatraz1.jpg

The vast majority of posts from myself...on the Berners thread has been info as we get it from twitter.

this counts as trolling imo

ejaculus, definitely ejaculus

So bougie.

i like y'all, but he's pretty otm, it's ok to be bougie

my xyzzz is banned and bougie

Banned Bougie Bernie -- the new Live Laugh Love

For real tho, Latin jokes are bougie af.

Bigus Dickus

tho jokes that are obviously related to jacking off can be appreciated by the bougie and commoners alike

and dicks

NV otm

Tbf being a Monty Python fan outside of the UK is bougie af.

>:(

But why in the square? You went there when you wanted to do something. It was all thick slabs of slate and water trickled all day out of tiny pinholes and there was a queer smell of stale water there. And behind the door of one of the closets there was a drawing in red pencil of a bearded man in a Roman dress with a brick in each hand and underneath was the name of the drawing:

Balbus was building a wall.

Some fellow had drawn it there for a cod. It had a funny face but it was very like a man with a beard. And on the wall of another closet there was written in backhand in beautiful writing:

Julius Cæsar wrote The Calico Belly.

Perhaps that was why they were there because it was a place where some fellows wrote things for cod.

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
bottom Aurelius and catamite Furius,
you who think, because my poems
are sensitive, that I have no shame.
For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
himself, [but] in no way is it necessary for his poems.
In point of fact, these have wit and charm,
if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
and can arouse an itch,
and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
who can't get it up.
Because you've read my countless kisses,
you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

I'm v bougie but I come by it honestly

uh, even if someone was unfamiliar with Monty Python as the reference, they could still LOL at "bigus dickus" - like it is inherently funny because it is "big dick" with another syllable at the end -- and you can rhyme it with "pick us" or "lick us" ... like, motherfuckers think they can lick us, gonna give them a taste of my bigus dickus ... i mean, maybe it is bougie in origin, but ...

Do we need to create a categorical hierarchy of penis humor along class lines ???

Honestly not sure if non-bougie schoolkids were taught some Latin in the UK of 50 years ago, but yeah I think Bigus Dickus probably doesn't require a university education

might require some lube tho

send in the experts imo

🎵on the permafrost

horsus caucus

something something Conservative party something something

no to banning xyzzy. This should be sorted out with fists not banning, you cowards

Pizztyls at dawn

I didn't vote for Purple Mountains. Or any other album.

otm

How bougie is a wordy, enunciated noise-rap album if it's made by someone whose parents were a social worker and bus driver but who got a scholarship to Brown?

Bc it's p good

this wa s such a beautiful website!! and the trolls have covered it in their own SHIT!!! ANd will they go to jail for it???? NO!!!

— wint (@dril) February 5, 2020

How bougie is a wordy, enunciated noise-rap album if it's made by someone whose parents were a social worker and bus driver but who got a scholarship to Brown?

― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 6:17 PM (yesterday)

speaking as someone whose parents were a junior high teacher and an office manager and who also got a scholarship to Brown ... that would depend on a variety of factors, esp. race and place of origin.

when i think of roman punishments i don't really think of banishment anyway - that feels like more of a greek thing. for me the late roman republic way of doing it would be the proscription - you put someone's name on a list and it's immediately legal for anybody to kill them and take all their shit. classy people, those romans.

(don't get me started on how crassus disrupted firefighting.)

Crassus: Penisus Envyus

Banned From The Colosseum.

Feeding of the MMMMM

Caesar died for his own sins, not mine

Feeding of the MMMMM

― Tim, Wednesday, February 5, 2020 7:34 AM (one hour ago)

490!!
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