send this moron out to provide humanitarian assistance imohttps://nypost.com/2020/02/12/prankster-who-spilled-coronavirus-on-train-says-hes-just-misunderstood/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link
I can’t get over how people can’t be bothered to stop watching their dumbass Netflix shows on their phones long enough to get out of the doorways.
― calstars, Friday, 14 February 2020 00:36 (four years ago) link
C/D: Those who enter but then linger tentatively on the threshold of the car like a blushing Goldilocks whilst they decide upon the best of all possible seats for themselves.
― Something Super Stupid Cupid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 21 February 2020 13:52 (four years ago) link
incredible skinny mid-30s woman on the B who tried multiple times to take up two seats. no one was having it
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
“YOU AINT STEALIN’!” - earlier
― calstars, Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:05 (four years ago) link
― Something Super Stupid Cupid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 February 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link
Unless it was her interesting looking sister.
― Something Super Stupid Cupid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 February 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link
incredible skinny mid-30s woman on the B who tried multiple times to take up two seats.
― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 22 February 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link
she was placing her ass crack on the ridge between 1-2 or 2-3
she was also (take note st. peter) leaning forward while sitting, elbows on knees. like it's not enough that you have a seat, you also have to shove your head into my fucking groin while i make room for ppl
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 February 2020 04:56 (four years ago) link
was she making a stand or did she seem high?
― Yerac, Saturday, 22 February 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link
no! . . . just no fucks
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 February 2020 05:04 (four years ago) link
maybe she liked the way the ridge felt.
― Yerac, Saturday, 22 February 2020 05:17 (four years ago) link
don't we all
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 February 2020 05:27 (four years ago) link
yerac with the pertinent questions and good points
― k3vin k., Saturday, 22 February 2020 11:09 (four years ago) link
Just noticed the Mets tattoo on awkwafinas inside wrist on the poster , someone get ‘shoppin
― calstars, Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link
This morning we got on the 2 train at Sterling St and there was a bit of a smell but I thought it wasn't worth worrying about too much as we were only riding two stops but then my wife turned to me and said "Is that man playing with shit?" And sure enough he was: the man opposite was turning a turd in his palms. So we changed carriages at the next station.
― Alba, Sunday, 23 February 2020 01:43 (four years ago) link
Carriages? Blimey
― calstars, Sunday, 23 February 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link
the man opposite was turning a turd in his palms
big city of dreams
― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 February 2020 06:52 (four years ago) link
Sorry: I'm British and in the horror of the recollection forgot you don't say carriages.
― Alba, Sunday, 23 February 2020 07:23 (four years ago) link
You don’t say “carriages” for the Tube either! But we’re losing focus on what’s important here.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 23 February 2020 11:35 (four years ago) link
You don't?
― Alba, Sunday, 23 February 2020 12:08 (four years ago) link
I’m positive there’s a historical reason why the London Underground calls its train carriages “cars” - but have zero recollection how I know this apart from the usual way i.e. having dreamt it
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 23 February 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link
Maybe an episode of Sherlock, Tracer?
― Alba, Sunday, 23 February 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link
LU may call them cars, but passengers always call them carriages.
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Sunday, 23 February 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link
Lol it probably was Sherlock.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 23 February 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link
can someone explain why congestion pricing in manhattan requires federal approval
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
“YOU PLAYIN’ WITH THE WRONG BITCH!”
― calstars, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link
ugh. I decided to use Staten Island, SI Live as the newsource for that question. "...requires federal approval due to some roads within the program’s limits receiving federal funding or being considered part of the interstate highway system."
― Yerac, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
Imma start carrying a permanent marker to deface bullshit ads
― calstars, Sunday, 1 March 2020 21:17 (four years ago) link
Queens bus “redesign” is uncool.
― Something Super Stupid Cupid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 March 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
Witnessed on the train just now: schnookered teenage boy with glass cocktail tumbler quarter filled with bourbon rocks sipping idly while holding a pole
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
Fuck yeah
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
used extra space on F train to play a little handball
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link
is that a euphemism
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
ewww mook don't even
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
midday trips are spacious!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/27/nyregion/subway-fire-death.html
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
More MTA employees have died from coronavirus in the past couple weeks than all of the NYPD officers who have been shot and killed over the last 30 years. https://t.co/zjcQonoOcP— David Menschel (@davidminpdx) April 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
jesus christ
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link
Good to see you up and about on here, Mr Hand.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
What are the odds there'll be a mass "transit lives matter" movement carried out by white authoritarian-leaning suburbanites across this great nation? No? Nothing? Gosh.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:19 (four years ago) link
because what else
https://gothamist.com/news/facing-8-billion-losses-mta-will-still-hire-350-new-subway-cops
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 02:52 (four years ago) link
whew, thank god for that!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:56 (four years ago) link
Context: When Cuomo unveiled the new NY state budget earlier this month, his number one boast was that it "includes no new taxes" and "continues to phase in tax cuts". He'd rather let the MTA die than ask his wealthy neighbors to pay a dollar more. https://t.co/5bOxl79DVa— JW Mason (@JWMason1) April 20, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
https://gothamist.com/news/mtas-plan-to-shutter-subways-overnight-draws-divisive-response
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link
congrats to london’s new transport commissioner, andy byford
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
safe from Cuomo
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link
this is why we can't have nice things
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
Yes you can and it is extremely alarming that Cuomo is saying this. He's never going to restore 24/7 service. https://t.co/oFwxiboDWi— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) June 8, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link
Anyone get back on today? I’ve taken it about 5 times in the past couple of months and it was pretty clean
― calstars, Monday, 8 June 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link