END TO END BERNERS: The Official Bernie Sanders 2020 Crew thread

The Sanders cult has a way of pushing even the closest potential allies away, but Warren endorsing anyone put Sanders, when Sanders is the most likely nominee, would get her nothing.

What recent Warren actions are we talking about?

essentially, she just withdrew from the race, in a tweet transmitted directly into the craniums of posters itt and nobody else

She seemed to pretty honestly believe Sanders was being disingenuous about their meeting, and that he was calling her a liar on stage, and I can see how that would piss anyone off. But 538 has Klobuchar at less than 1% for winning the nomination...

Oh, we're still talking about that? I wondered if something major had happened more recently.

0.1%. Warren is still 20 times better off than Klobuchar, apparently?

Latest update puts Sanders back above 'no one' btw :)

probably wrong, usually am, but there seems to be some coordinated subtweeting from Warren and Klobs on that whole NV culinary union thing.

seemed*

she's also been talking up how she and Amy are the only "non-PAC-supported" candidates in ads and whatnot apparently

which is patently disingenuous. not on par with Pete's absolutely enraging "Bernie is supported by DARK MONEY groups pls send help!!!" obv, but still.

probably wrong, usually am, but there seems to be some coordinated subtweeting from Warren and Klobs on that whole NV culinary union thing.

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), 14. februar 2020 15:53 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Honestly this seems like nothing more than paranoia?

There have been mumblings about Klob's bad relationships with other Dem senators--but no names. It seems some colleagues have given refuge to her battered staff members.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/one-of-amy-klobuchars-biggest-backers-is-the-worst-company-in-the-world but she doesn't take money from PACs

Hopefully her victims will have the courage to come forward in the coming weeks.

extremely normal stuff

Parents, how many of u look @ your college student’s bank account?@BernieSanders is emailing them every single day & asking for a $2.70 donation.

It might be time to lock down their bank account.

It happened to my conservative BFF...she busted her son giving 2 Bernie. 😳 pic.twitter.com/OUYFWkJNJt

— Amy Kremer (@AmyKremer) February 14, 2020

BUSTED

first vaping, now this, the president's wife has a son for christ's sake, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

South Carolina poll of 2020 Democrats: East Carolina University (Feb. 12-13)

Biden 28% (-9 since pre-Iowa)
Sanders 20% (+6)
Steyer 14% (-5)
Buttigieg 8% (+4)
Klobuchar 7% (+5)
Warren 7% (-1)
Bloomberg 6% (+5)
Gabbard 1% (-1)https://t.co/oEZeeNFJNd

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) February 14, 2020

klobmentum continues!!

Gabbard hanging in there!

joe's time to fucking shine.

let's show these dog-faced pony soldiers!

Was that Beth Newell tweet an oblique reference to this piece? Because if so, that makes it even dumber, and if not, the piece makes it even dumber anyway
http://justsomething.co/tiny-hedgehog-goes-camping-with-his-tiny-equipment-and-the-photos-are-adorable/?fbclid=IwAR0EULkjzFPwrebg1RnN3WX1rTb1gjDji4QA2slFAEEfZ4dsshtBTbRZDxU

loooooool wrong c&p
https://www.elle.com/life-love/a30551979/bernie-sanders-medicare-for-all/

you had it right the first time

Too late, this is now the tiny hedgehog thread.

Can't wait for tiny hedgehog to endorse Bernie.

If I had no money, and I wanted a tiny hedgehog to cheer me up, I know which hedgehog I'd choose

Tiny Hedgehogs 4 All

#tinyhedgehogs4bernie

newest email asking for campaign donations indicates they’re going to do a split and give a portion to 12(!) downticket candidates for congress!

I would have guess Ron Jeremy was a Republican tbh

give a portion to 12(!) downticket candidates for congress!

how it's done when you do it right.

hell yeah pimp

wow umm pic.twitter.com/NkByWKTMor

— anemone (@femalehysteria) February 15, 2020

I regret to inform you all that the toxic hedgehog tweeted a corncob at Buttigieg and is now cancelled

#Barbarakruger #marylnminter #fakepoliticalartists #wakeup pic.twitter.com/lDgMp1wPQm

— Kim Gordon (@KimletGordon) February 16, 2020

Kim Gordon is the best Boomer

sonic boom

wait, what did minter and kruger do?

Incomprehensible hashtags really complete the good boomer aesthetic.

Mr. Bloomberg was just trying to help that mother settle the burning question everyone with a child eventually asks: should I go with a black nanny or a Swedish nanny?

Perhaps he thought that "some black" meant "a personal relationship."

Why are barbara kruger and marilyn minter implicated in this?

https://media.graytvinc.com/images/690*394/0214_mikeb.jpg

burning sand tars

https://youtu.be/GmBHwjoIFNM

pic.twitter.com/hxN7bpLKin

— grindcore cover of 4'33'' (@Boringstein) February 16, 2020

When I got back home I found a message on the door
Bernie Sanders gives you so much more

i had "bernie sanders gives you so much bro" as a display name for a while... i don't think it ever really worked tho

Brosident Bronie Sanbros and Vice Brosident Nina Brorner broing out in the Broval Office

did Bernie write this

Bernie Sanders is becoming harder to stop. Nevada is where his opponents are starting to realize it.

Advisers to three rival campaigns privately conceded over the weekend that the best anyone else could hope for here is second or third. Some of them gape at the crowd sizes at Sanders' events — like the swarm of supporters who accompanied Sanders, his fist raised, to an early caucus site in Las Vegas on Saturday, the first day of early voting in the state.

While few expect that Sanders can carry more than a third of the vote in Nevada, nearly everyone believes that will be enough to win in a field where the moderate vote remains splintered. It is becoming a source of celebration for Sanders' supporters and an urgent problem for those who want to prevent him from claiming the nomination.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/17/bernie-sanders-nevada-breaks-pack-115450