END TO END BERNERS: The Official Bernie Sanders 2020 Crew thread

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Youth against fascism

Daou's road to Damascus never ceases to O_O :

CNN panel doing the whole #Bernie isnt vetted thing.

HE HAS BEEN VETTED.

More than any other Dem candidate.

If anyone would know, I would.

I spent all of 2016 doing it with a team of writers and researchers.

It's all out there already. #NHPrimary

— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) February 12, 2020

lol that was literally an old Corbyn line as well, memories ❤️

we need to unite to defeat trump in november. this type of "energy" is not going to get us there pic.twitter.com/3MWLUsPrRJ

— leon (@leyawn) February 17, 2020

Lol

https://t.co/XwB74v3u0w pic.twitter.com/UID9vVK1yi

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 17, 2020

I really wonder how much of Daou's face turn was caused by the revelation that Hillary and her people never liked him.

‘baseless charges’ huh

accurately recounting someone's actions and words is slanderous

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

— The Golden Sir (@screaminbutcalm) March 12, 2019

Just got back from seeing Brother Bernie kill it at a rally. Danny Glover introduced him. Crowd was lit.

lol Danny Glove is loathed in old Cuban-American South Florida for his Fidel admiration

*Danny Glover

So the reason Sanders and Trump are bros is that they both criticize Bloomberg?

"#MeToo?? No no no, America. #USToo."

Bloomberg 2020

Having people actually like you is problematic, doesn’t matter who they are.

they're bros because bernie criticizes bloomberg, which means democrats are unified. we need to be unified so bloomberg can beat trump. that's why it's ok for bloomberg to criticize bernie

democrats aren't** unified

I mean, just drop all candor and have any debate with Bloomberg on the stage having every other candidate telling him to eat shit

I meant to say "candor" but made the air quotes mid-posting

I thought Danny Glover was widely admired around the Everglades for his work with Joe Pesci in recovering evil Dekker Massey's hidden treasure from the cave it was hidden in (and almost nearly being eaten alive by an alligator in the process!) and then with Willie Nelson's help, stopping Dekker before he flew away, turning him over to the cops, and then using the treasure money to make things right with the community that he and Joe wreaked hilarious havoc on in 1997's gut-busting comedy romp Gone Fishin'

folks guess who gets to do early voting for bernard tomorrow for a super tuesday state it’s me i get to do that

that's good, i was planning on cyberbullying you otherwise

oh shit didn't realize early voting started tomorrow, me too

Mine started last week but I’m probably going to wait until after Nevada and SC. I still like Warren a whole lot and I guess my reasoning is that if it looks like her chances are thoroughly sunk after those two states then I’ll feel better about voting Bernie.

Taking three I VOTED stickers to see if I can make dumb people on Twitter think I committed voter fraud

I heard they’re busing in stickers in South Carolina.

I’m in Tacoma for the rally. There’s like 17-19K people loading this place and it’s a hot crowd.

frontrunner bernard energy

Vote early, vote often.

lol Danny Glove is loathed in old Cuban-American South Florida for his Fidel admiration

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 February 2020 23:38 (yesterday) link

Wonder how Bernie can make it right again with that crowd? Organise an open air screening of Scarface with free food and drink, maybe?

Ripping his mask off to reveal himself as Ronald Reagan.

in order to win the hearts and minds of cuban-americans, bernie must strip to the waist, strap on bandoliers filled with armour-piercing bullets and personally lead bay of pigs 2: fascistic boogaloo

although having said that, peep these numbers

Among Hispanics:
Sanders 64%
Steyer 8%
Biden/Klobuchar 7%
Warren 5%
Buttigieg 4%
Gabbard 2%

Among Whites:
Sanders 28%
Warren/Buttigieg 18%
Biden 12%
Steyer/Klobuchar 11%
Gabbard 2% https://t.co/RuvsXtpCuW

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) February 17, 2020

that’s specific to NV tho

okay then i guess we're back to plan a

Here's a national poll by a pollster rated A+ by 538:

#NEW #National NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist Poll:

Sanders 31%
Bloomberg 19%
Biden 15%
Warren 12%
Klobuchar 9%
Buttigieg 8%
Steyer 2%

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) February 18, 2020

Lol at Buttigieg at 8.

that bloomberg number is astonishing

you have to admit he is a much more thematically apropos final boss for bernie than pete or biden

This made me lol but also makes u think

Bloomberg’s soda ban alone would be enough to sink him in the general. I’m not kidding even a little bit

— Connor Wroe Southard 🍞📈 (@ConnorSouthard) February 18, 2020

otm imo

At this stage, you can get 7/1 on Biden being the nominee, 8/1 on Buttigieg and 66/1 on Warren.

xxp lol yes instant finisher by the aspartame-brained incumbent

I hate how much I love that tweet

Liberals who bad mouth Bernie while extending their palms to Bloomberg are some of the worst people breathing right now. Shameless is too weak a word. I wish I could say it's beyond belief, but incredulity seems like a luxury. They just really fucking suck.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) February 16, 2020

oh here you go. here's your next year, everybody pic.twitter.com/NHbhUUm9Db

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) February 18, 2020

signing the planet's death warrant after an election fought primarily over the freedom to drink colossal cups of sugar water #justamericanthings

The idea that more people would be turned off to Bloomberg because he banned soda (which he didn't) than because he presided over a regime of systematic institutional civil rights abuse (which he did) is kind of depressing (but maybe correct)

get ready for Trump Soda (the best soda)