END TO END BERNERS: The Official Bernie Sanders 2020 Crew thread

Here's a national poll by a pollster rated A+ by 538:

#NEW #National NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist Poll:

Sanders 31%
Bloomberg 19%
Biden 15%
Warren 12%
Klobuchar 9%
Buttigieg 8%
Steyer 2%

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) February 18, 2020

Lol at Buttigieg at 8.

that bloomberg number is astonishing

you have to admit he is a much more thematically apropos final boss for bernie than pete or biden

This made me lol but also makes u think

Bloomberg’s soda ban alone would be enough to sink him in the general. I’m not kidding even a little bit

— Connor Wroe Southard 🍞📈 (@ConnorSouthard) February 18, 2020

otm imo

At this stage, you can get 7/1 on Biden being the nominee, 8/1 on Buttigieg and 66/1 on Warren.

xxp lol yes instant finisher by the aspartame-brained incumbent

I hate how much I love that tweet

Liberals who bad mouth Bernie while extending their palms to Bloomberg are some of the worst people breathing right now. Shameless is too weak a word. I wish I could say it's beyond belief, but incredulity seems like a luxury. They just really fucking suck.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) February 16, 2020

oh here you go. here's your next year, everybody pic.twitter.com/NHbhUUm9Db

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) February 18, 2020

signing the planet's death warrant after an election fought primarily over the freedom to drink colossal cups of sugar water #justamericanthings

The idea that more people would be turned off to Bloomberg because he banned soda (which he didn't) than because he presided over a regime of systematic institutional civil rights abuse (which he did) is kind of depressing (but maybe correct)

get ready for Trump Soda (the best soda)

Heading into Nevada, the media returns in desperation to the myth of the "violent Bernie Bro." As you read these stories, take a minute to remember their eagerness to recycle debunked gossip, fabrication, and outright lies in order to smear Bernie Sandershttps://t.co/eLKIj0D3mv pic.twitter.com/qdmiRfpSvw

— Matt Karp 🌹🦏🇺🇸 (@karpmj) February 17, 2020

Nevadans in danger of being pwned

that was actually the Chair Throwers and Stackers Local 201 showing their support in the only way they know how

"No guys! I told you to BRO the chairs!"

The chair throw claim was by one of the most respected journalists in Nevada, and the 'debunking' was that it wasn't caught on what little video is from the day. Weirdly most media chose to believe a well respected journalist over a bunch of twitter randos.

BERNIE GETS BIG BOOST, BLOOMPIE BURSTS BUTT BUBBLE

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) has opened a 12-point lead nationally in the Democratic presidential primary race, according to a new poll.

Biden’s downturn pushed him into third place, behind former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who surged into second place with 19 percent.

Bloomberg’s support increased by 15 points since last month’s poll.... Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) had a 5-point increase to 9 points following her third-place finish in the New Hampshire primary.

Former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg, who appears to be leading the field in the delegate count, is closely trailing Klobuchar at 8 percent support, a 5-point decrease in one month.

c'mon cia, you've got decades of experience in squashing left-wing movements and THIS is the best you can do

The chair throw claim was by one of the most respected journalists in Nevada

If you mean Jon Ralston, he just tweeted that a journalist who was there saw it happen, and provided a link that no loner works.

Ralston a debate moderator tonight lol

bernie's ready

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2lXI2wUAAEvOBN.jpg

Boots on Bern

I have never voted for a candidate in my life.

But I will be voting for Bernie Sanders in the democratic primary and the general election. If I’m doing that, there are probably tens of millions in that same position.
Let me explain why I’m doing this now:

— Boots Riley (@BootsRiley) February 19, 2020

chris matthews continues his endlessly entertaining series of on-air breakdowns

.@HardballChris w/ @ninaturner just said @BernieSanders is "buying the election" like @mikebloomberg.

His rationale: Sanders proposing cancelling student debt/free public college is same as Bloomberg spending $350 million on television ads.

Matthews makes $5 million annually. pic.twitter.com/JC2QBmaWwm

— Jordan (@JordanChariton) February 20, 2020

Holy shit, y’all: Chris Matthews has a podcast. Who dares listen?

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/so-you-wanna-be-president-with-chris-matthews/id1495409616

time for bernie to step down, this is too epic

Trump 2020 MUST open his campaign with an event in front of Bernie's lake house.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 20, 2020

lmao at the actual house pic. good work ben you slimy fuck

That house looks like it's all too easily DESTROYED and DEMOLISHED.

LMAO at anyone who believes Trump can shame someone for owning too many houses

it's fine when trump does it because he's a rugged capitalist but when bernie does it, it makes a mockery of his motivating belief that true socialism means that everyone must share their toothbrushes

this is great

Bernie’s video team is so damn good, it’s incredible. pic.twitter.com/df1TF8kDyg

— Bhaskar Sunkara (@sunraysunray) February 20, 2020

The trick to staving off hypocrisy is having no ethical principles whatsoever.

xp

that video absolutely fuckin' rules

does Shitpiro know the Trump2020 campaign began in 2017?

The Lake House stands as a devastating critique of Senator Sanders. Yes, Trump may be a compulsive liar, a sexual predator, a racist who embraces neo-Nazis, a dangerously ignorant braggart and a bully, who regularly stiffed his workers, hired undocumented aliens, defaulted on his debts, ran a fraudulent university and fraudulent charity, and seems to be in love with every dictator he ever met.

But, my friends, Bernie is a HYPOCRITE!!

all Dem candidates must live in lean-to shacks

love too elide the distinction between personal and private property, as well as the vast gulf in wealth between millionaires and billionaires, for cynical political purposes

Bernie talks about ending student debt..

but his wife worked at a college...

a college that charged money...

to students

He has spent money once even though he believes everyone is entitled to free stuff.

Solzenitshyn thought Communism was pretty bad but where did that fur hat come from, hm?

lol i swear at the end of the video i thought i started hearing bill murray's caddyshack bit

The pictures of the three houses here are a bit lol in context of the framing: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/politics/lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-socialist-bernie-sanders-has-3-houses-makes-millions.amp

He owns a SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE in a small city in the state he represents and a ONE BEDROOM ROW HOUSE in the capital where he works. ALSO A BUNGALOW COTTAGE. Who does he think he is to favour single payer health care and a $15 minimum wage?? (Btw, he has one of the lowest net worths of anyone in Congress.)

and I'm left to assume it would be straight up the lowest if it weren't for the book

We ignore Bernie Sanders' growing wealth at our peril. One more house and he can trade them in for a much higher rent hotel.

— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) February 20, 2020

also he's been in Congress for almost 30 years, Congressmen get paid very well! Of course he has some money

someone on twitter clutched pearls over the fact that bernie never visited solzenitshyn even tho he also lived in vermont

tbf a lot of people in vermont live there because they don't want people bothering them

Cant believe Bernie wouldn’t meet an antisemite, surely this proves Bernard Sanders is...(1/7898)