Post photos of worried/agonized stock exchange traders here

xp back during my unemployed years i would have happily spent all day photoshopping this thread

but now, as a mature working human who adds value to the united states economy, i cannot

fine then

https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/oo346/HadrianVIII/0/stocks_guy_smaller.jpg

https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/oo346/HadrianVIII/0/stocks_guy_smaller.jpg

i'm unemployed now btw

i didn't mind being unemployed, except for the steadily running out of money and contact with the world part

No face mask can stop you inhaling virulent capitalism ime

not the worst time to be out of contact with the world tbf

ok fine, this is a real rush job but some things are more important than not getting fired

https://i.imgur.com/H4WJdqe.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/SuQMaGn.jpg

wait are you just straight ignoring my own time-wasting effort

i didn't see it behind the photobucket watermark!

but i like it :)

you should use imgur to post images! photobucket is an internet wasteland these days, bought out a dozen times and eventually sold to whatever company the agonized stock traders are mad about now

i know it's like my mom's aol account

wait, weird! now your image you posted above does NOT have the watermark on it!

i wonder if they keep a watermark on it unless a certain amount of people view the original link or something? i swear, just a few minutes ago i scrolled up and it had a giant watermark plastered all over it and the underlying image was blurry

anyway I was trying to let you off the hook

i'm gonna repost yours as an imgur image just so it will stand the test of time (imgur is NEVER going to be purchased by another company!)

https://i.imgur.com/FeYOF0z.jpg

That dork is begging for a pair of headphones and turntables.

OK, which of you is Stephen King in disguise?

Cue the newspaper photos of stock traders with their hands over their mouths.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 27, 2020

thank you xp

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/1EF7/production/_111072970_nyse_reuters.jpg

guy on the left has appeared multiple times upthread lol

Tuchman!

I have a running facebook thread I update every time Peter Tuchman or Meric Greenbaum (bald bearded guy) appears in one of these

https://i.imgur.com/5AQVH9k.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/ojaKmNe.jpg?1

monster!

verified tanks and beasts of the trading floor!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/KVyBrFLU81Be3EkQllDbgiO0FPM=/480x320/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/NOELMPRGSBDJVAJCJFHKRJBLA4

Feel like my "traders with two phones" folder might come in handy tomorrow pic.twitter.com/41GagjUfi5

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) March 9, 2020

worried stockbrokers trying not to touch their faces thread

European shares fall 6.2% and Italian stocks fail to trade; BP tanks 18% as oil prices crash https://t.co/y3F7DOueEM

— Amit Paranjape (@aparanjape) March 9, 2020

https://www.share.org/media/btjxrgfkq.690.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/FuxIUpF.png

circuit breaker kicks in, traders all fall over

modified to meet thread requirements

https://i.imgur.com/3uNZhr9.jpg

nice NASCAR jacket

reading your posts etc pic.twitter.com/BRf8eQfiGo

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) March 9, 2020

This is from a story about hospitals preparing for coronavirus, but at this point that's just a technical distinction:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/VLATO4C75MI6VLCQDBYB4FHANU.jpg&w=1440

https://cdn.hk01.com/di/media/images/cis/5e59831c5e00e37651d966c0.jpg/aRo6UXbYpsUZVB4kPnfbE12J1TpMtEd8x9MuSMfTLkg

guy on the left has appeared multiple times upthread lol

― mookieproof, Friday, February 28, 2020 4:51 PM (one week ago)

he's a legend

there's a couple more here https://www.hk01.com/tag/20945

https://moneydotcomvip.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/180228-stock-downslide.jpg

I'd trust him with my money tbf

https://www.fccnn.com/news/article776246.ece/alternates/BASE_LANDSCAPE/Traders%20work%20on%20the%20floor%20of%20the%20New%20York%20Stock%20Exchange%20%28NYSE%29%20in%20New%20York%20City%2C%20U.S.%20October%2031%2C%202016.%20%20REUTERSBrendan%20McDermid

save for later, maybe:

http://mizzima.com/sites/default/files/styles/news_category_large_image/public/news-images/us-new-york-stock-ecxhange.jpg

oh no

https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gettyimages-628522004.jpg

man, this "visually similar images" thing on google images is great, isn't it? :-)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9ld-twoeg2s/hqdefault.jpg

it used to be even better before the google image search team shit the bed

That Guy also looks a lot like John Hurt in Hellboy:
https://miro.medium.com/max/2560/1*UtqfbGtlT3PYtc9JXL3p0A.png

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/03/16/business/16markets-briefing2/merlin_170574918_54ad6282-44f5-4b1f-9934-2668b2d25656-superJumbo.jpg

is that guy's workstation right by the only part of the trading floor where photography is allowed or something