every now and again lads, every now and again.....eesh
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:18 (four years ago) link
ilxors showing the strain of simultaneous election angst, pandemic angst, and economic crash angst. it can emerge as odd squeaks.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link
i am not worried about everybody dying at all.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link
I'm positively eager for some cases.
― Save us, Covid19 (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link
I'm getting in on the new Australian tradition of stockpiling TP, but only because I needed something to tip me over the free delivery threshold from the organic grocers.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
xp there it is
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:42 (four years ago) link
sanpaku slathering himself with purell in his basement cleanroom asking Siri about casualty figures
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:45 (four years ago) link
hot
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link
that is strangely hot.
ha! xpost.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link
The White House would not allow audio or video of today’s federal coronavirus response news conference https://t.co/d2xc7vrtqV— Jon Passantino (@passantino) March 3, 2020
....ok
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:48 (four years ago) link
No doubt they didn't want any clips going vi ...
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link
My online customer service job just sent out an email saying they are taking the threat seriously, along with a fact sheet and tips about avoiding people who are sick, staying home if not feeling well, etc. They hasten to add, of course, that there's no need to change the harsh attendance policy. (Without a doctor's note, an unplanned absence is three points; it takes six months for a single point to fall off one's record. Nine points is termination. We don't get sick days, so to get paid, must use our limited PTO retroactively.)
So, of course, very few employees will actually stay home, especially if they can't manage to drag themselves into a doctor's for a note. No doubt people have similar circumstances throughout the service industry.
― blatherskite, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:14 (four years ago) link
Well, at the least it would probably sting a lot.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
Very normal WH behavior, certain to quell fears and keep the stock market securely rocketing into the stratosphere.
― Lake Meat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
My daughter's high school has a very strict absentee policy, basically 12 days max, for any reason. Well, *had* a very strict policy, because we got an email telling us that starting tomorrow they would prefer sick people just stay home, thank you very much.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link
ok fuck management, I'm wfh from tomorrow until TBD, only a matter of time before they tell us to do that anyway
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link
i also expect to get an email sometime later this week instructing everyone to work from home if possible
the US response is awful. no leadership.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:33 (four years ago) link
the supposed "leader" of the response is a guy famous for being a completely empty vessel of a man, and they won't even allow their press conferences on the topic to be recorded. it's fucking pathetic
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link
the silby is not in your place
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link
surely pence worried an audiovisual stimulus of his likeness in complete control of the situation might cause too many to stray
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link
or if he is secretly dying of coronavirus, same thing but for a different set of people
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:39 (four years ago) link
if trump and pence die of coronavirus the US will have its first woman president
― Mordy, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:46 (four years ago) link
and coronavirus will be the first illness democratic nominee
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
But if just Trump dies of coronavirus and Pence becomes president, he will suddenly look like the fearless leader who piloted us through this national emergency.
― Lily Dale, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:33 (four years ago) link
sick pence none the richer
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link
i can't stop touching my face sorry everyone
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:36 (four years ago) link
I'm finding it hard too
― Dan S, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link
I’m trying to at least stop rooting around my teeth with my fingernails after eating
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link
maybe we'll all develop some healthier hygiene from all of this
― Mordy, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:41 (four years ago) link
the real treasure was the hands we washed along the way
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:42 (four years ago) link
I have developed a new habit of touching my neck, like my hands go up to my face and then stop short at the last minute.
― The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link
It'll be interesting to see what the trends are for all communicable diseases now that everyone is washing their hands more.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link
communicable disease way down, cliffhanger slippages way up
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link
if you practice you can get your finger most of the way up your nose without even touching your face
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link
your nose holes are just the inside of your face
― j., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:54 (four years ago) link
I mean topologically your digestive and respiratory tracts are on the outside no?
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link
i can't stop touching my gills.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:58 (four years ago) link
sorry wrong thread.
everything is on the outside, that's why the viruses can get u
― j., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link
My workplace just sent out a communique banning all work related travel both overseas and domestic (we're a telco, so we can all easily communicate over plentiful videoconf anyway).
We've also been told to be vigilant of hand washing, illness symptoms and to STAY HOME if in doubt. The comparison to how things seem to work in the USA seem stark.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:08 (four years ago) link
(I was horribly sick 2 weeks ago and able to stay home for 2 days and work from home, so I'm lucky. Oddly, the symptoms were a weird sudden flulike illness with a cough. I only didnt worry because I didnt really get a fever but still...)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, March 3, 2020 9:08 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
my usa company did all these things (except the domestic travel ban which isn't a thing here yet) but that probably says more about my company than the usa
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link
i can work from home if i want but i sit in an isolated back corner of the office and don't have face to face meetings so it probably doesn't matter too much. the bathroom is the only hazard
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link
my friend told me this ridiculous story today. Her firm banned international air travel a week or two ago but these two guys whose flight got diverted from one italian airport decided to just get a car to drive in. BECAUSE ONLY AIR TRAVEL WAS BANNED.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
They were at Voisins waiting for Nicole, six of them, Rosemary, the Norths, Dick Diver and two young French musicians. They were looking over the other patrons of the restaurant to see if they had repose — Dick said no American men had any repose, except himself, and they were seeking an example to confront him with. Things looked black for them — not a man had come into the restaurant for ten minutes without raising his hand to his face.“We ought never to have given up waxed mustaches,” said Abe. “Nevertheless Dick isn’t the ONLY man with repose —”“Oh, yes, I am.”“— but he may be the only sober man with repose.”A well-dressed American had come in with two women who swooped and fluttered unselfconsciously around a table. Suddenly, he perceived that he was being watched — whereupon his hand rose spasmodically and arranged a phantom bulge in his necktie. In another unseated party a man endlessly patted his shaven cheek with his palm, and his companion mechanically raised and lowered the stub of a cold cigar. The luckier ones fingered eyeglasses and facial hair, the unequipped stroked blank mouths, or even pulled desperately at the lobes of their ears.A well-known general came in, and Abe, counting on the man’s first year at West Point — that year during which no cadet can resign and from which none ever recovers — made a bet with Dick of five dollars.His hands hanging naturally at his sides, the general waited to be seated. Once his arms swung suddenly backward like a jumper’s and Dick said, “Ah!” supposing he had lost control, but the general recovered and they breathed again — the agony was nearly over, the garçon was pulling out his chair . With a touch of fury the conqueror shot up his hand and scratched his gray immaculate head.“You see,” said Dick smugly, “I’m the only one.”
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:22 (four years ago) link
“sick pence none the richer” I can’t believe y’all slept on this gem.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link
it felt too perfect to comment on
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link
Why gild the lily
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FACE
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link
Sometimes ILX feels like a doubles ping pong tournament between team deems (feat. whoever else on the thread sets up the joke) and team mookie (feat. whoever as above)
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 04:40 (four years ago) link