A little TOO hot: capsicum and sex

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boycotting this thread for isolating and removing the good part of the outbreak thread

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:40 (four years ago) link

xp yep, and what's worse is that i do it all the time

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 11:06 (four years ago) link

Gloves, people! Otherwise, you can use the plastic produce bag to cover your hands while chopping. Have inadvertently touched my own dick after chopping peppers, but dont think I've gotten interactive with anyone else under similar circumstances.

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 March 2020 11:49 (four years ago) link

so after you chop peppers you have sex with gloves on, is what you're saying

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

Chopping chillis with gloves on is a depressing metaphor for the way to lead a life. Really you just need access to a long, cool glass of milk when required.

kraudive, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

for dunking

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link

It's happened

kraudive, Thursday, 5 March 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link

dans la dairy air

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link

sounding with a bird's eye chili rn

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link

scotch burnit

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

sounding with a bird's eye chili rn

No points if it's uncut. When I toured the Chile Pepper Institute in Las Cruces, the director picked a bhut jolokia from the demo garden and rubbed it on his eyelids to show how harmless they are until you get inside to the veins.

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

if what's uncut

forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

A+

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:20 (four years ago) link

hate to type it but actual irl laugh

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

lol, I thought about fixing the wording but nah

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

lmao

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

tip of bonnet harbl

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link


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