A mixture of 'he is a lizard' and 'other: he is the KKK's current Grand Dragon'.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
Proof, maybe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=740S7rDXFw8
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link
Option 10 obvs
― gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
I once heard a Yorkshire gammon from the West Riding Freemasons lodge saying : ee by gum, he's a grand dragon is that lad.
― calzino, Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link
wtf is up with David Icke's forehead?
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
Has a lizard inside it
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
An eldritch ward against Silicon Valley's transhumanist AI agenda iirc.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
It looks like some kind of implant, for sure.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link
The specific part to the dementia rumor was that it was accelerated by years and decades of dumping hair growth chemicals on his head.
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
pee tape and racial slurs.
― wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link
None of these but several others I forget.
― nashwan, Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:06 (four years ago) link
dementia and racial slurs 100%, pee tape 20%, the others nah
― ciderpress, Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link
Not cocaine but some other drug
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link
Yes, I think there's a few missing.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:11 (four years ago) link
I'm 3/5 on board the dementia train
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
It’s adderall not coke tho
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
All of the above, except sub cocaine for the diet pills my grandma was on in the '80s, like he's still got a Fen-Phen hookup or something.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
these pills
https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq81bEkZC1qaxm50o1_500.gif
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 9 March 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
I voted more than one of the above, but I also believe "other", because I believe he can't read (not well, anyway).
― trishyb, Monday, 9 March 2020 00:48 (four years ago) link
1, 2, 5 and 7
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link
oh he definitely can't read
― college bong rip guy (silby), Monday, 9 March 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link
Only racial slurs on tape. I do think it's plausible he covered up a heart attack back in November (?), but if his food tester got sick and he went as a precaution, I mean ok. So could be those two. But the others, no. Cocaine is the wrong drug, he's on dirty speed--his desk is full of discontinued pseudoephedrine formerly made in the UK. if he's on stimulants, he's either taking prescription cold medicine or Adderall, but not snorting it.
Biggest one is that he has dementia. I filmed his speech at CPAC (yeah I know, I don't have symptoms), he spoke for 2 hours and he's a fucking idiot but he isn't in rapid cognitive decline like Joe Biden. there is a difference between being inarticulate and exhibiting obvious neurological issues. who knows if dementia is around the corner. I sort of doubt it. but he's not there yet.
― flappy bird, Monday, 9 March 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link
Who says these “rumors” are uncorroborated, anyway? I mean, look folks, I’m not saying these things are all true. But a lot of people are saying that, and- who’s to say? A lot of very smart people are saying these things are all very strongly true. And do I believe them? Of course, who wouldn’t? But I can’t say that, I wouldn’t say that. Even though it’s clearly very strongly true, am I right?
― epistantophus, Monday, 9 March 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link
I only believe unsubstantiated rumours that ‘some people are saying’
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 9 March 2020 02:36 (four years ago) link
I believe the racial slurs, and the pee.
and the lizard.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link
I am confident he is incontinent.
― epistantophus, Monday, 9 March 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link
-Rakim
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
I desperately want the pee tape to be real.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 9 March 2020 03:36 (four years ago) link
I want it to be released and scored by the Flaming Lips
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
When Trump gets re-elected he'll force the networks to air it in prime time with a live performance (either music or peeing) by Kid Rock
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 9 March 2020 03:47 (four years ago) link
tbh all of these are tame compared to the everyday shit he gets up to that egregious acts but get shrugged away
like, did he really have a lot of construction done by non-union undocumented laborers that were deported instead of paid?
― mh, Monday, 9 March 2020 03:48 (four years ago) link
Exactly
And yeah probably
― flappy bird, Monday, 9 March 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
Ken Burns' TRUMP is gonna be wild
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 March 2020 04:09 (four years ago) link
extremely convincing and possibly real but maybe some kind of deepfake pee tape has been out on the internet for some time now google it and knock yourself out.
― akm, Monday, 9 March 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link
n-word tape absolutely exists but we'll never see it
I am pretty sure the heart attack thing is true, it's kind of the only explanation that makes sense
― frogbs, Monday, 9 March 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link
I still want to know what exactly happened between Trump, the yakuza, and the Japanese billionaire gambler who ended up stabbed to death on Mt. Fuji.https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/02/japanese-gambler-donald-trump-213635
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 9 March 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
One of the Japanese mogul’s last statements to the U.S. media, through an aide, involved his plans to burn a copy of Trump’s book, The Art of the Deal.
founder of the Resistance
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
voted pee but it could easily be adderall, racial slurs or diaperor lizard
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 9 March 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
'Afraid of stairs' missing from poll options. The kind of quality that I might find endearingly vulnerable in other people but which makes me want to see him tumble down several flights, bellowing in panic all the way.
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 March 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
ILXors know their cokeheads
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link
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― Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 28 September 2020 11:19 (three years ago) link