Which uncorroborated Trump rumor do you believe?

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I voted more than one of the above, but I also believe "other", because I believe he can't read (not well, anyway).

1, 2, 5 and 7

oh he definitely can't read

Only racial slurs on tape. I do think it's plausible he covered up a heart attack back in November (?), but if his food tester got sick and he went as a precaution, I mean ok. So could be those two. But the others, no. Cocaine is the wrong drug, he's on dirty speed--his desk is full of discontinued pseudoephedrine formerly made in the UK. if he's on stimulants, he's either taking prescription cold medicine or Adderall, but not snorting it.

Biggest one is that he has dementia. I filmed his speech at CPAC (yeah I know, I don't have symptoms), he spoke for 2 hours and he's a fucking idiot but he isn't in rapid cognitive decline like Joe Biden. there is a difference between being inarticulate and exhibiting obvious neurological issues. who knows if dementia is around the corner. I sort of doubt it. but he's not there yet.

Who says these “rumors” are uncorroborated, anyway? I mean, look folks, I’m not saying these things are all true. But a lot of people are saying that, and- who’s to say? A lot of very smart people are saying these things are all very strongly true. And do I believe them? Of course, who wouldn’t? But I can’t say that, I wouldn’t say that. Even though it’s clearly very strongly true, am I right?

I only believe unsubstantiated rumours that ‘some people are saying’

I believe the racial slurs, and the pee.

and the lizard.

I am confident he is incontinent.

-Rakim

I desperately want the pee tape to be real.

I want it to be released and scored by the Flaming Lips

When Trump gets re-elected he'll force the networks to air it in prime time with a live performance (either music or peeing) by Kid Rock

tbh all of these are tame compared to the everyday shit he gets up to that egregious acts but get shrugged away

like, did he really have a lot of construction done by non-union undocumented laborers that were deported instead of paid?

Exactly

And yeah probably

Ken Burns' TRUMP is gonna be wild

extremely convincing and possibly real but maybe some kind of deepfake pee tape has been out on the internet for some time now google it and knock yourself out.

n-word tape absolutely exists but we'll never see it

I am pretty sure the heart attack thing is true, it's kind of the only explanation that makes sense

I still want to know what exactly happened between Trump, the yakuza, and the Japanese billionaire gambler who ended up stabbed to death on Mt. Fuji.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/02/japanese-gambler-donald-trump-213635

One of the Japanese mogul’s last statements to the U.S. media, through an aide, involved his plans to burn a copy of Trump’s book, The Art of the Deal.

founder of the Resistance

voted pee but it could easily be adderall, racial slurs or diaper
or lizard

'Afraid of stairs' missing from poll options. The kind of quality that I might find endearingly vulnerable in other people but which makes me want to see him tumble down several flights, bellowing in panic all the way.

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