licking this post out on a touchscreen in the jacks tbh
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link
do you have to be bearded to post on ilx or does it just help
― gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Monday, 9 March 2020 13:28 (four years ago) link
Hi dere
― Sund4r, Monday, 9 March 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link
On average I think I posted less when I had a beard, so…
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 13:30 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Nmd9mIY.gif
me irl
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 9 March 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link
MUST. NOT. TOUCH. FACE. pic.twitter.com/KBm0Y5RVNK— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) March 7, 2020
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg
― Sund4r, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI4P--OYmrA
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link
dammit
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/d6fcc3da7afdb9ee698315dc07d566d2/esy-048609205.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
can't be held responsible
i was touching my face
we were merely freshmen
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
When you're rich you don't have to worry about this
― Evan, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
I'm touching my face ADVERTENTLY right now
― akm, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
because I gotta touch face
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link
🙊
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link
REACH OUTTOUCH FACE
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link
Meat Loaf - 'Getting to Third Base (With My Face)'
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link
pomenitul
Ha, yeah, I've been humming that too since seeing Siegbran's post in "Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else" thread
Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link
Hah, I swear I didn't plagiarize Siegbran (this time).
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link
REACH OUTTOUCHhttps://i.giphy.com/media/F7wOACRm9z6ow/giphy.webp
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:53 (four years ago) link
Just pay someone else to do it for you #foryourhealth
― Evan, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
*scratches chin*
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
thanks that felt good
― Evan, Monday, 9 March 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
Any time.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
(checks)
(checks again)
You know what? Turns out I can feel my face.
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
I've grown accustomed to the traceOf something in the air
Accustomed
To touching
My
Face
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
Sometimes you ain't got nobody and you want somebody to loveThen you don't want to walk and talk about JesusYou just want to touch your face
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
Just pay someone else to do it for you
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose (unless you are handsomely paid for it).
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link
o fuck a doodle do
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link
https://youtu.be/NS3nRcwWktA
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link
.
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link
I've just touched a face I can't forget the time and placeMy eyes just metMy germy hands
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link
I'm getting pretty good at becoming conscious of when my hands approach my face, but if there's an itch, I just think of how recently (or not) I washed my hands, switch from a fingertip to a knuckle and scratch it briefly anyway.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link
always good when coronavirus and itchy-eye allergy season hit at the same time.
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
The topic of this thread is basically
https://metrograph.com/uploads/films/creepshow-stephen-king-1504287802-726x388.jpghttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/hQvPiRUJfhg/maxresdefault.jpg
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 March 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
Alack!
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfk6sCzRTbM
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link
When I think about germs I tpuch my face
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:58 (four years ago) link
I just concentrated intently on not touching my face. I touched my face.
I also touched my face while typing this.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 9 March 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link
don't think of an elephant
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 March 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
TILT!
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 March 2020 23:58 (four years ago) link
Every face I touchIs honestly too much
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 00:10 (four years ago) link
I wanna touch face all o-vahAnd over againI wanna touch face all o-vah'Til the Covid kicks in
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link
I don't want to inhale a traceWhen I think about it, I touch my face
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 00:27 (four years ago) link
Don't want to close my eyesI don't want to fall asleep'Cause I'd miss you babyAnd I don't want to touch my face
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 09:41 (four years ago) link
I spend so much timeBelieving all the liesTo keep the dream aliveNow it makes me sadIt makes me mad at truthFor thinking it was flu
(Essayant de ne pas toucher mon visage)Trying not to touch my face(Essayant de ne pas toucher mon visage)Trying not to touch my face(Essayant de ne pas toucher mon visage)Trying not to touch my faceGot no human graceTrying not to touch my face
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 09:48 (four years ago) link
You’re faceTo faceWith the man who touched the world
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 10:16 (four years ago) link
https://youtu.be/WrNqQNFMzKs
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 10:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link
First habanero harvest and Belizean hot sauce canning is a good time for object lessons.
― Sanpaku, Sunday, 5 July 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
;_;
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
I still think about trash can face mask dude sometimes.
― cat, Sunday, 5 July 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
Has his face fallen off? What other things has he put on his face? Is he just blissfully living a life untouched by pathogens of any sort, like Bruce Willis in that movie?
Trash can face mask dude. I just don't know. Everything is weird.
― cat, Sunday, 5 July 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link
This is like the album you've passionately declared AOTY!1! back in March, but now you find the folder containing a bunch of sad-eyed, overlooked mp3s and you swiftly drag it in the trash, not even knowing what it sounds like anymore.
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 October 2020 11:09 (three years ago) link
A sad state of affairs indeed, but at least touching face is no longer a death sentence these days.
― pomenitul, Monday, 19 October 2020 12:57 (three years ago) link
Has that been ruled out? I mean I'm not nearly as conscious of it as I was back in April, but common sense seems we should all probably continue to refrain. I saw a new study last week suggesting the virus stays alive on some surfaces *longer* than recently assumed.
I feel like there's this continued tendency to want to simplify the contagion circumstances that has less to do w/ the science and more w/ the understandable desire to get a break from thinking about it all the time....
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 October 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link
It hasn't been ruled out to my knowledge, no, but prolonged exposure to airborne particles appears to be the main culprit.
― pomenitul, Monday, 19 October 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
I still wipe down groceries just in case tho.
I'm not going that far but I genuinely admire your dedication.
This, of course, is otm and goes for a lot more than just the rona.
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 October 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link
I've been touching my face extra to make up for the months I spent avoiding it
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 19 October 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
Sometimes you need somebody, if you have somebody to loveSometimes you ain't got nobody and you want somebody to loveThen you don't want to walk and talk about JesusYou just want to touch His faceYou don't want to walk and talk about JesusYou just want to touch His faceYou just want to touch His face
― pomenitul, Monday, 19 October 2020 14:01 (three years ago) link
xxp yeah I bailed on the grocery-wiping months ago but suspect those measures are all coming back over the winter as things intensify
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 October 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link
We haven't wiped a grocery for a month or so. My wife thought I was being ridiculous the whole time. She was probably right.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Monday, 19 October 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link
Yeah I doubt it makes enough of a difference to be worth the hassle. It's just become a habit at this point.
― pomenitul, Monday, 19 October 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
I accidentally walked into the grocery store without a mask on last week. I made it halfway down one of the aisles before realizing, then bolted back to my car to retrieve it.
― peace, man, Monday, 19 October 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
I’ve walked out of my apartment once or twice without my mask on and had that Wile E. Coyote responds to gravity feeling.
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
done
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link
Over a year, dude that's amazing
― weekend at brony's (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link