POST HERE EVERY TIME YOU INADVERTENTLY TOUCH YOUR FACE

Hi dere

do you have to be bearded to post on ilx or does it just help

On average I think I posted less when I had a beard, so…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow

https://i.imgur.com/Nmd9mIY.gif

me irl

MUST. NOT. TOUCH. FACE. pic.twitter.com/KBm0Y5RVNK

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) March 7, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI4P--OYmrA

dammit

https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/d6fcc3da7afdb9ee698315dc07d566d2/esy-048609205.jpg

can't be held responsible

i was touching my face

we were merely freshmen

When you're rich you don't have to worry about this

I'm touching my face ADVERTENTLY right now

because I gotta touch face

🙊

REACH OUT
TOUCH FACE

Meat Loaf - 'Getting to Third Base (With My Face)'

pomenitul

REACH OUT
TOUCH FACE

Ha, yeah, I've been humming that too since seeing Siegbran's post in "Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else" thread

Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

Hah, I swear I didn't plagiarize Siegbran (this time).

REACH OUT
TOUCH
https://i.giphy.com/media/F7wOACRm9z6ow/giphy.webp

Just pay someone else to do it for you #foryourhealth

*scratches chin*

thanks that felt good

Any time.

(checks)

(checks again)

You know what? Turns out I can feel my face.

I've grown accustomed to the trace
Of something in the air

Accustomed

To touching

My

Face

Sometimes you ain't got nobody and you want somebody to love
Then you don't want to walk and talk about Jesus
You just want to touch your face

Just pay someone else to do it for you

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose (unless you are handsomely paid for it).

o fuck a doodle do

https://youtu.be/NS3nRcwWktA

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I've just touched a face
I can't forget the time and place
My eyes just met
My germy hands

I'm getting pretty good at becoming conscious of when my hands approach my face, but if there's an itch, I just think of how recently (or not) I washed my hands, switch from a fingertip to a knuckle and scratch it briefly anyway.

always good when coronavirus and itchy-eye allergy season hit at the same time.

The topic of this thread is basically

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Alack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfk6sCzRTbM

When I think about germs I tpuch my face

I just concentrated intently on not touching my face. I touched my face.

I also touched my face while typing this.

don't think of an elephant

TILT!

Every face I touch
Is honestly too much

I wanna touch face all o-vah
And over again
I wanna touch face all o-vah
'Til the Covid kicks in

I don't want to inhale a trace
When I think about it, I touch my face

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to touch my face

I spend so much time
Believing all the lies
To keep the dream alive
Now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at truth
For thinking it was flu

(Essayant de ne pas toucher mon visage)
Trying not to touch my face
(Essayant de ne pas toucher mon visage)
Trying not to touch my face
(Essayant de ne pas toucher mon visage)
Trying not to touch my face
Got no human grace
Trying not to touch my face

You’re face
To face
With the man who touched the world

https://youtu.be/WrNqQNFMzKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY

It would be incredibly helpful if this covid outbreak wasn't concomitant with the outbreak of whatever this disorder is that is making all of the nerve endings in my face fire pretty much constantly.

I have never been so aware of my face, or how much it longs for my sweet caress.

I don't want
To cough and sneeze all day
But when I think about face
I touch my face

I still think about trash can face mask dude sometimes.

Has his face fallen off? What other things has he put on his face? Is he just blissfully living a life untouched by pathogens of any sort, like Bruce Willis in that movie?

Trash can face mask dude. I just don't know. Everything is weird.

This is like the album you've passionately declared AOTY!1! back in March, but now you find the folder containing a bunch of sad-eyed, overlooked mp3s and you swiftly drag it in the trash, not even knowing what it sounds like anymore.

A sad state of affairs indeed, but at least touching face is no longer a death sentence these days.

Has that been ruled out? I mean I'm not nearly as conscious of it as I was back in April, but common sense seems we should all probably continue to refrain. I saw a new study last week suggesting the virus stays alive on some surfaces *longer* than recently assumed.

I feel like there's this continued tendency to want to simplify the contagion circumstances that has less to do w/ the science and more w/ the understandable desire to get a break from thinking about it all the time....

It hasn't been ruled out to my knowledge, no, but prolonged exposure to airborne particles appears to be the main culprit.

I still wipe down groceries just in case tho.

I'm not going that far but I genuinely admire your dedication.

I feel like there's this continued tendency to want to simplify the contagion circumstances that has less to do w/ the science and more w/ the understandable desire to get a break from thinking about it all the time....

This, of course, is otm and goes for a lot more than just the rona.

I've been touching my face extra to make up for the months I spent avoiding it

Sometimes you need somebody, if you have somebody to love
Sometimes you ain't got nobody and you want somebody to love
Then you don't want to walk and talk about Jesus
You just want to touch His face
You don't want to walk and talk about Jesus
You just want to touch His face
You just want to touch His face

xxp yeah I bailed on the grocery-wiping months ago but suspect those measures are all coming back over the winter as things intensify

We haven't wiped a grocery for a month or so. My wife thought I was being ridiculous the whole time. She was probably right.

Yeah I doubt it makes enough of a difference to be worth the hassle. It's just become a habit at this point.

I accidentally walked into the grocery store without a mask on last week. I made it halfway down one of the aisles before realizing, then bolted back to my car to retrieve it.

I’ve walked out of my apartment once or twice without my mask on and had that Wile E. Coyote responds to gravity feeling.

done

Over a year, dude that's amazing