hopefully this will be the end of handshakes as a form of greeting in the western world
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
I like handshakes
― flappy bird, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
how long before right-wing conspiracy theorists/Trumpists claim coronavirus fatalities are being faked/esaggerated/"all those corpses are crisis actors" etc.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
Sorry I mangled my paraphrasing. His point appeared to be in effect, “there is little point attempting to suppress the spread entirely because it’s here — instead we need to work to even out the rate of spread so the NHS can cope”. So they’d take similar actions as others to prevent the spread, but with the knowledge that this isn’t intended to somehow stop CV in its tracks, merely to manage it. His other point was “there is no point moving to lockdown now because when we start we can’t stop again for a long time and we don’t want you idiots going “see? Big nothing” after two weeks and wandering about again.” He pressed home the point that timing of the lockdown start matters, even if it feels intuitively wrong.
― stet, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
Australian seems to be somewhat blasé about this. The Grand Prix* is still going ahead this weekend as is the footy next week. Maybe this is some cunning plan to get Victoria sick before winter hits.
NB I would like the Grand Prix cancelled at the best of times.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
And then there's cheek kissing.
xps
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
Could do a study on comparative infection rates between regions doing one, two or three kisses.
― ShariVari, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link
i am thrilled we can get rid of the kiss and the kiss kiss and the kiss kiss kiss.
― Yerac, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
xpost ha
xxxpost which cheeks we mean
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
Usually one on each cheek in Romania.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
(Right buccal cheek first, then left butt cheek.)
norovirus thread is >>>>>>>>>>>>>
The virus is usually spread by the fecal–oral route.
― ||||||||, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
looks like trump is set to do this presser that was originally supposed to be Pence. Can't let a good ratings opportunity pass I guess.
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
adult film industry on lockdown xpost
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link
as a foreigner I don’t get dragged into much cheek kissing / brushing thankfullyVan Morrison is playing here tomorrow night, and to keep under the 1000 person restriction he’s agreed to play two sets instead, with each capped at a 1000 rather than the 2000 regular capacity.
― Joey Corona (Euler), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
I thought it was 5,000! clever solution though by Van
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link
1000 as of yesterday.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link
can't argue with the logic behind it
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
That's why he's The Man.
― henry s, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
Will the 1000 spread out (leave empty seats between friend groups) or just get the best seats? The latter would seem to accomplish nothing.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
My work put on a benefit concert at the O2 last week where Van was part of the lineup. There were 12,000 people there. We’re all probably fucked.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link
they're already on it
The Dilbert guy who trained Republicans into telling people Trump didn't praise Nazis when Trump praised Nazis is leading the charge to help bluff Trump out of a pandemic. pic.twitter.com/z7PEB7ce5B— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 9, 2020
― frogbs, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
Well I wanna make love to you tonightI can't wait till the COVID is gone
xpost
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
We had to go ahead with it or risk getting sued by the production company. They’d just advised people over 60 to avoid crowds meanwhile every performer was def 60+ so if a bunch of big names all kick it it’s prob my bosses fault. Anyway, I’m not normally a germophobe but this is scaring me. I basically disinfected the entire office today and my legs are going to be ripped because I’m starting to master being able to balance on the bus without having to touch anything.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
LOL
If Trump is president when we have a toilet paper shortage, are you more likely to support bidet?— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) March 9, 2020
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link
xxxxposts
the comedy team of Cuomo & deBlasio, ladies & germs
https://gothamist.com/news/coronavirus-subway-crowd-empty-mta
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
Speaking of negronis:
The scene in Italy: "it’s quite difficult not to go for an aperitivo, and that’s why you can still see people pouring into restaurants and bars, completely ignoring safety advice.”
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
The government should lock us in but pay for an open bar tab for the entire country.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
I love Italy and Italians but expecting things to be orderly there is folly. I lolled when I read “[ Conte ] also said Italy would overcome the virus if people followed the rules” because, have you seen how people park there?
― Joey Corona (Euler), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
The other day were discussing what would happen if they tried to shut the pubs here, armed revolution was the consensus
― Psychedics with Rosie Swash (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link
Was thinking this would either be the best or the worst time to repeal the ban on online poker, to give people something to do at home.
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link
From a reporter friend on the ground: family of the student who tested positive for #COVID2019 in 1 of St. Louis’ most affluent neighborhoods (after traveling to Italy) are defying quarantine. Father & sister went to a school dance, mom went grocery shopping & got her nails done.— Emily Claire Goldman (@mle_goldman) March 9, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:43 (four years ago) link
Not quite grokking the logic behind the UK just carrying on, when widespread community transmission is admitted to be inevitable. I’ve heard one person say you don’t want to take front-line responders out of the workforce (because their kids are home or whatever). I’ve heard another say you don’t want to just push the problem to a worse time of year (next winter?) Apologies if I’m being extremely dumm
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
I bet that St. Louis family took all the necessary essential oils precautions.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
xp I think it's about accepting there's going to be a wide outbreak but attempting to time it so we're over the worst of other seasonal illnesses then spreading it out so we mostly all get sick but not all at once
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link
both of my (nyc) subway stops smelled strongly of lemon pine sol this evening
i'm not certain that actually helps, but i guess they're doing something extra
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link
Surely rat piss is the bst disinfectant.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link
otm
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link
xpost you saw that the head of the port authority was positive?
― Yerac, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link
Matt Stoller:The reason America can’t handle the Coronavirus is the same reason we can’t do anything else right. We don’t let the people who do the work have any say over how or whether the work is done. That’s why America has mishandled various wars, the response to Katrina, the financial crisis, big tech monopolies, Boeing, the Iowa caucuses, and the crisis with Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico. American institutions are organized entirely around the short-term horizon of financiers, and these financiers seek to create monopolies and to grab cash by thinning out supply lines and generating hidden risk.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 March 2020 22:56 (four years ago) link
every tragedy is an opportunity to make money in america.
― Yerac, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:58 (four years ago) link
Lol @ Italians being Italian.
Can’t stop thinking of the old Italian man under quarantine bemoaning the lack of pasta in local supermarkets pic.twitter.com/s434Cu7926— Sam ✍️🕖 (@halaljew) March 9, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:58 (four years ago) link
For those in the UK there’s a slightly glib but creditable doc made two years ago about pandemic planning in the UK:Contagion: The BBC Four Pandemic: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p059y0p1
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 March 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link
xpost That was so lyrical.
― Yerac, Monday, 9 March 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link
Weirdly, the test case town in the BBC doc, Haslemere, was the first place in the UK that anyone is recorded to have infected someone else with coronavirus.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 March 2020 23:06 (four years ago) link
A graphic of hope. If this can be contained within healthcare resources, its possible to keep the toll low.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESrEfK7XsAEOHHr?format=gif
― Sanpaku, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 05:04 (four years ago) link
Two Germans have died since then btw
― Alba, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 05:37 (four years ago) link
Moldova has banned all foreign visitors arriving via plane from one of the countries currently affected. Vietnam has effectively done the same by withdrawing Italy, France, the UK, Germany, etc, from the scope of their visa-free programme.
I wouldn't be surprised to see other countries following this line. The UK isn't going to stop people travelling but we may find out nobody's willing to have us.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 08:54 (four years ago) link