outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

I'm surprised Fauci hasn't put his hands around Trump's throat

Friend of a friend tested positive in New York. Community transmission. Fever for three days and felt shitty, so went in and got the test, currently sounds very much like a really bad flu (in their case). Barfing, feeling terrible, etc.

i got worried due to what felt like a sore throat today, but the moment I tried to start talking, I realized I was extremely dried out and dehydrated, and also fatigued from leading 8 hours of lecture based training non stop for 7 straight days. a little water and I was fine.

I tend to psychosomatically convince myself I have things though so it's only a matter of time. though atm I have only gone out to shop for groceries and get dinner cos I was out of groceries.

a friend of mine's mom may have it, she got back from vacation and immediately started displaying flu symptoms; I am extremely worried for my own parents

My 75-year old brother-in-law is recovering now. He said for a while he felt like he was going to die, but he'd rather die at home, so he didn't seek hospitalization. My wife is feeling pretty relieved. He was her last sibling alive out of four.

just in time for hay fever season

Australia now recommending against all travel overseas and all gatherings over 500 are banned. Although not till after Scotty has gone to the footy on Sunday.

Unfortunately he will, most likely, recover.

pic.twitter.com/9XieecxPr3

— Peter Dutton (@PeterDutton_MP) March 13, 2020

Updated trolley problem: will the pandemic have been worth it if it kills Trump?

Just got a call from my son's school district, Austin public school is canceled today. Next week is spring break, who knows what happens after. I checked the Austin COVID-19 page, and as of 2:00 am they've officially gone from 0 to 2 confirmed cases, neither community spread.

Look, I fully support banning travel from Europe to prevent the spread of infectious disease.

I just think it’s 528 years too late.

— Rebecca Nagle (@rebeccanagle) March 12, 2020

Just days after mocking COVID-19 as a media farce & a flu, Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro — in isolation as the country waits to learn his test results — addresses his followers wearing a mask, telling them not to attend a long-planned protest on Sunday in his defense: pic.twitter.com/62ORFdUhUM

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) March 12, 2020

I have no shame in saying I hope that cunt dies.

... Bolsonaro not Greenwald!

oh thought you meant Twitter

Looking back to New Year's Eve and it just feels absolutely insane that we just walked blithely into 2020 without having even the slightest idea that this was already going on, and now it's dominating every single aspect of life basically right around the world and will do for the foreseeable future.

At some point soon we're all going to be two-tier societies where some people will still be creeping around in fear and others will be striding around like golden immuno-gods.

On Fox & Friends, Jerry Falwell Jr claims people are "overreacting" to coronavirus, the national response is "their next attempt to get Trump," and the virus itself is a North Korean bioweapon. pic.twitter.com/2JPuNBW7C3

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 13, 2020

breakfast viewing for the president^

pls fall in well, falwell

Trump will get coronavirus and survive

Updated trolley problem: will the pandemic have been worth it if it kills Trump?

......no?

If you had a time machine would you go back and infect baby Hitler?

How many people at or close to power in UK/US believe in strong genes and strong breeding stock and think thinning the weak out of the herd makes the nations stronger as a whole? Is it a coincidence that the two major govts perceived as taking the least/slowest actions have frequently been associated with eugenicists?

Sorry for tinhattedness - just throwing shit around

finally some good news: bolsonaro's test is positive

great revive!

ffs

(for flu's sake)

good luck usa

The positive test comes after Bolsonaro’s press secretary was found to have the disease following a trip to the US. His son Eduardo Bolsonaro, a congressman who was also on the trip, tweeted that his father “is not exhibiting any signs of the disease”

Bolsonaro dined with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday night and videos and photos, including some on Wajngarten’s own Instagram account, showed the press secretary, Bolsonaro and Trump all in close proximity. “I’m not concerned,” Trump told reporters on Thursday.

this seems...good?

https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/coronavirus-covid-19-update-fda-gives-flexibility-new-york-state-department-health-fda-issues

A Rio paper just said that Bolsonaro tested positive

URGENTE
O semblante pálido e abatido, com olhos um pouco marejados em sua live na última quinta-feira. O Presidente foi testado como positivo para o coronavírus.#ODia https://t.co/2dyE5w6njA

— Jornal O Dia (@jornalodia) March 13, 2020

Yeah, BG mentioned it upthread (or was it another thread?). Silver lining etc.

trump just has to die from this

BREAKING: #Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro Tests Positive for #CoronaVirus. He was in US and dined with Trump on Saturday, March 7.

He is highest ranking political leader to get COVID-19. https://t.co/1pm6YZ9wrT

— Joyce Karam (@Joyce_Karam) March 13, 2020

i mean everyone was saying he always sniffs but during that speech he sounded very very low lung capacity. But I am probably projecting.

hes got it and hes dying it happening

really sucks that we'll never know if he got it and even if he dies the admin won't admit

Hologram Trump is going to be awesome

They can wheel the AI one from the Hall of Presidents out if Disneyworld is closed

you mean the Hillary one that was retrofitted to kinda sorta look like Trump

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low

NOTE: Please RETWEET this—America needs to know what this monster did. Thousands of future deaths will rightly be laid at his feet. https://t.co/FFGm5BDmIF

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) March 12, 2020

25th amendment

Trump will get coronavirus and survive

― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, March 13, 2020 8:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

he will die a martyr to the narrative

cause of death: The Discourse

Trump dying would be wild because 100% they will have tried to keep the fact he was sick a secret, and also keep the Twitter account going, Fox will tell all it's viewers it's a hoax, Facebook will be crazy with conspiracy and anti conspiracy theories... they'll try to keep the admin going as long as they can

fox will 2pac him for sure

#BREAKING: Miami Mayor Francis Suarez has tested positive for COVID-19. In an interview with the Miami Herald, he confirmed that he is the 42-year-old Miami-Dade County resident who tested positive, announced by FL Dept. of Health officials overnight. https://t.co/qjAMEFBdx1

— Joey Flechas 🏝 (@joeflech) March 13, 2020

that covid-19 facial expression

"welp ive got the ronas"

i've got a disease, and it's roni sized

what it's like, havin the 'rona

^^^ perfect