really sucks that we'll never know if he got it and even if he dies the admin won't admit
― frogbs, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
Hologram Trump is going to be awesome
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link
They can wheel the AI one from the Hall of Presidents out if Disneyworld is closed
― akb23 (Matt #2), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
you mean the Hillary one that was retrofitted to kinda sorta look like Trump
― frogbs, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures LowNOTE: Please RETWEET this—America needs to know what this monster did. Thousands of future deaths will rightly be laid at his feet. https://t.co/FFGm5BDmIF— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) March 12, 2020
― akm, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
25th amendment
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link
Trump will get coronavirus and survive
― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, March 13, 2020 8:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link
he will die a martyr to the narrative
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
cause of death: The Discourse
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link
Trump dying would be wild because 100% they will have tried to keep the fact he was sick a secret, and also keep the Twitter account going, Fox will tell all it's viewers it's a hoax, Facebook will be crazy with conspiracy and anti conspiracy theories... they'll try to keep the admin going as long as they can
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 March 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
fox will 2pac him for sure
― oscar bravo, Friday, 13 March 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
#BREAKING: Miami Mayor Francis Suarez has tested positive for COVID-19. In an interview with the Miami Herald, he confirmed that he is the 42-year-old Miami-Dade County resident who tested positive, announced by FL Dept. of Health officials overnight. https://t.co/qjAMEFBdx1— Joey Flechas 🏝 (@joeflech) March 13, 2020
― maura, Friday, 13 March 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
that covid-19 facial expression
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 March 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
"welp ive got the ronas"
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
i've got a disease, and it's roni sized
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 March 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
what it's like, havin the 'rona
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 March 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link
^^^ perfect
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 13 March 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
The people will surviveIn their environmentThe dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness of our southThe injustice of our greedThe practice we inherit
The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness of our southThere on the beachI could see it in her eyesI only had a CoronaFive cent deposit
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 March 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
our hospital has one potential case right now who is being transferred from the ICU to an isolated room on the floor. guess who his primary care doctor is? 🙃
― k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
yeeks
― gbx, Friday, 13 March 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
Chinese medical workers who have been fighting the #coronavirus day and night in Wuhan celebrated the closing of the last temporary hospital in Wuhan.The reported #covid19 cases went from a surge in February of 15,000 in one day to only 15 this week. pic.twitter.com/xWuPd23EfY— redfish (@redfishstream) March 13, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
what happens there when the restrictions end is almost the most important point of the year, afaict.
― stet, Friday, 13 March 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
This is rough. Fresh out of self-quarantine, @tedcruz is headed back in after he learned he shook hands with another person infected by virus. pic.twitter.com/WZinFx7ATR— Jeremy Wallace (@JeremySWallace) March 13, 2020
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Friday, 13 March 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
stop shaking hands folks. (ted, keep shaking hands)
take a look at these hands!
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 13 March 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 March 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
ted looking for any excuse to keep plumbing the depths of pornhub’s milf section
― shosple colupis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
Calling human beings facing the risk of death in the middle of a global pandemic "CONSUMERS" is some dark, dystopian shit. pic.twitter.com/ubntmRaiOV— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) March 13, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
earlier they said that the cruise line companies are "america's cherished industry"
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link
which i take exception to. america has so many industries that i cherish, i can't pick just one
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link
nothing more american than sequestering people with disposable incomes in environmentally disastrous spaces devoted to enforced fun and very small portions of carefully controlled exposure to other cultures
― shosple colupis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
ships flying flags of convenience, with crews largely composed of people from other countries
hmm, yeah, they kind of are the most american of industries
― mh, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
cruise ships are americas sweetheart
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
if we can't goodbye lenin ted cruz into staying self-quarantined for years after a vaccine is found w're not trying
― mark s, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link
just have the same man in a different mustache and tie standing outside his door when the fourteen days are up and shake his hand again
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
The Love BoatSoon will be making another runThe Love BatPromises something for everyone
Only 80s kids will understand
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link
i loved the graphic where the characters wld pop up in the life preserver
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
Orlando just became the latest to ban gatherings of 250 or more.
I actually didn't know we hadn't already done that
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
Wait, Ted’s quarantine was like 3 days long wasn’t it? That’s not a quarantine!
― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
in pornhub years it's 12 days.
― Yerac, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
Lol
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
4 score and 7 leers ago
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link
ahahahha
― micah, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
it might only be three days to you and me but ted has died a thousand little deaths in that time
― shosple colupis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
"pandemic" (2020) on netflix. lovely stuff, lads
― ||||||||, Friday, 13 March 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
I know Gladwell has lots of haters (and Bill Simmons too), but I learned stuff from this conversation.
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link
It’s not possible to learn things from Malcom Gladwell.
― silby, Friday, 13 March 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link
so the adult establishments in Cocoa are not only still open but advertising like nothing is happening.
think that's one place where you definitely can't minimize "social contact" and that would be a 'bad' thing....esp considering the average age of the people that go to them.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link
i have a friend whose bar just closed down because Charles Barkley drank there a few days ago.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link
oof.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link