RIP Jair Bolsonaro

^gets it

hoping his rest is somewhat less than peaceful

For a fascist strongman this guy sure gets sick a lot

tbf, the last time was because someone knifed him.

Apparently not confirmed that he even has it yet,

lmao

His son sez he took a second test and it was negative

tbf the second test was an IQ test

Who is running Brazil? Veteran Buenos Aires journalist Horacio Verbitsky claims Argentine authorities have already been told that Bolsonaro is now “a monarch without effective power”, with General Walter Braga Neto assuming role of "operational president". https://t.co/ASOj3lxwME

— Brasil Wire (@BrasilWire) April 4, 2020

Still at the unverified rumour stage but there is speculation that the military has effectively taken power in Brazil.

isn't that kinda what he wanted all along

p sure Bolsonaro wanted to be in charge

There was a report that he had all but boasted he was about to fire his health minister for being, well, sensible I guess, but that the rest of the government forced him to back down.

p sure he's all okely dokely with the army taking over tho

pouring one out for the big man

Oh noes, the rumours turned out to be true.

I find it somewhat reassuring that a guy who seemed to be trying his best to catch it took so long to actually catch it.

Don't worry, he'll kill it just like he did those push-ups:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KPPcoZ2zg

Truly the Darren Anderton of fascism

Oh noes, the rumours turned out to be true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG3VUXBcyt0

“Just look at my face: I’m fine,” Bolsonaro says, taking off his mask in front of journalists after announcing he has just tested positive for coronavirus pic.twitter.com/JIHHcjniPl

— Tom Phillips (@tomphillipsin) July 7, 2020

The world is being led by morons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1wdUkeuvE

we’re long overdue a world leader dying from the rona, thanks for your service jair

Led off a cliff by morons, let's be precise here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXTI5rZVrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN3VLv3ZSF0

"look at my face, i'm fine", he said, unzipping his pants

The world is being led by morons.

Donkeys are out of style.

and what do i get
for my pa-ee-ay-ee-ayn

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSdDRRYF9z4a61ll7FFZ7NTFhoSrks-QaLgvw&usqp=CAU

Am I projecting that he has blue lips in that clip?

CYANOSIS

judging by his pic above, he looks like the first person to go through rigor mortis while he was still alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydMFd40p7w

I swear, this dude gets coronavirus every other week

can he be like Jesus and take all of the Coronavirus in the world on himself*, and then die it all away

*and save some for Trump, Orban, Doug Ford, and Matteo Salvini

Later on Tuesday, he posted a video to Facebook of him taking his third dose of hydroxychloroquine, which has also been promoted by President Donald Trump.

“Today I’m a lot better, so certainly it’s working,” Bolsonaro said, downing the dose with a glass of water. “We know today there are other remedies that can help fight the coronavirus. We know none of them have their efficacy scientifically proven, but I’m one more person for whom this is working. So I trust hydroxychloroquine. And you?”

Nope

he should inject bleach

“Masks are for fags” says Jair Bolsonaro after announcing he has tested positive for COVID-19. https://t.co/zOLAlEPKCt

— Brasil Wire (@BrasilWire) July 8, 2020

incredible

lmao

like i know that's awful but my only reaction is lmao

Jair Rogan

It's going to be so awful if he gets a genuinely mild or asymptomatic case. Hundreds of thousands of people could die.

it’s imperative for public heath that he dies a protracted, painful and public death

He's nine years older than BJ, so there's still hope.

As per The Guardian:

Brazil’s President Jair Bolsonaro has vetoed provisions of a law that required the federal government to provide drinking water, disinfectants and a guarantee of hospital beds to indigenous communities amid the pandemic. Bolsonaro, who has tested positive for coronavirus, vetoed 16 parts of the law on efforts to address the coronavirus threat to the indigenous population, but still allowed for provisions on adequate testing, ambulance services and medical equipment.

*errr, per The Guardian

back in his happy place

- Comecei a passar mal após o almoço de domingo.
- Cheguei ao hospital às 03h00 de hoje.
- Me colocaram sonda nasogástrica.
- Mais exames serão feitos para possível cirurgia de obstrução interna na região abdominal. pic.twitter.com/NPgv6HwoHj

— Jair M. Bolsonaro (@jairbolsonaro) January 3, 2022

dammit I hoped he was really dead

According his own doctor, Bolsonaro was hospitalized because he did not chew shrimps he had for lunch on Sunday 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/43GwOL9KqU

— Nathália Urban (@UrbanNathalia) January 5, 2022

his covid levels are getting dangerously low

Brasputin

uhhhhh

In which Jair Bolsonaro takes a polygraph test live on air, says that he was sexually "initiated" by raping chickens, and decides in retrospect that it would've been "smarter ... [to] go after the calves, the donkeys ..." https://t.co/V1nVS7dRQb

— ★ (@corpseinorbit) December 4, 2022

who's chryon now

"so did he or did he not fuck the chicken" should be the way all UN talks close from now on

Jair getting into John Waters territory here.

Supposedly this is Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes. It does look like him, not sure how they are 100% clear on the ID

Jair Bolsonaro wandering around a Publix. pic.twitter.com/PKX3EJ1QgT

— Jonathan L. Krohn (@JonathanLKrohn) January 5, 2023

wide walker no more

Not him.

Part of the reason everyone thinks it is , is that he just fled here last week.

I am not convinced it's him but mostly because I do not want to run into this fucker

unfortunately it is, he's licking his wounds in a resort near Disney ha

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Encore+Resort+at+Reunion,+7635+Fairfax+Dr,+Reunion,+FL+34747/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x88dd7965ef63b81d:0xf77c9df73291efe3?utm_source=mstt_1&entry=gps&lucs=karto&g_ep=CAESCTExLjQ0LjkwNRgAIP___________wEqBWthcnRvQgJVUw%3D%3D

the resort has timed visits for his supporters (30 random dumbasses every day)

fucking Christ. now I have two of the worst fascists in my state

besides, no Floridian walks into Publix acting as if he's in the Louvre -- unless you happen to smell the fried chicken subs.

safely tucked up in his minion bed

maybe he can meet up with Dr Oz for a trip to Wegners

Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes

Can't be. He's wearing pants.

I just went to Publix. Everyone wearing pants (it's also 74 degrees in Miami, the equivalent of -12 in Billings).

fuck this piece of shit's legacy

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2023/jan/08/brazils-presidential-palace-and-supreme-court-stormed-by-pro-bolsonaro-supporters-live

saw that on reddit. folks claiming to be brazilian posting there that it's just as stupid as it looks-

This is completely pointless, congress in on recess until February 2nd, they're invading an empty building

speculation that they want to occupy the building well in advance of the incoming session. what a mess.

Yeah that's the big difference, Lula was already sworn in, buildings empty. Lot of parallels though

aren't brazilian police infamously harsh? this has the potential to get even more ugly.

br police is only harsh when you're protesting for education, transportation, and if you live in a favela. the difference in treatment is always striking but not surprising

well fuck

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/08/americas/brazil-bolsonaro-supporters-breach-congress/index.html

Fucking Bannon sponsored shit

this guy just loves to be in hospital

Bolsonaro has checked into a hospital in Florida with abdominal pain, reports @laurojardim , without citing sources. He has had numerous health problems since surviving a stabbing attack in 2018https://t.co/28eefSiSCQ

— Brian Winter (@BrazilBrian) January 9, 2023

motherfucker still hasnt learned to chew his shrimp

What he does in his private bathroom is his affair.

He should have the decency to just die in his private bathroom.

you've got to hand it to him, it was absolutely hilarious when he got stabbed.

when you feel you ought to insist that you can never judge ppl by their looks except governor of brasilia ibaneis rocha barros just entered the picture

https://agenciabrasilia.df.gov.br/wp-conteudo/uploads/2022/12/WhatsApp-Image-2022-12-27-at-18.43.32.jpeg

Ibaneis Rocha Baron Harkonnen

Is than an AI person

*that

he looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't take it in good humour if you tried to give him a humorous nickname, like he'd probably slap you very hard!

He'd probably have you disappeared

BREAKING 🇧🇷: Federal deputy Erika Hilton has officially submitted a request to the Foreign Ministry to initiate the extradition of Jair Bolsonaro from the United States. pic.twitter.com/QWY43FLEMS

— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 9, 2023

Look at these Latin American Nazis.

BREAKING 🇧🇷: São Paulo Governor Tarcísio de Freitas – a key Bolsonaro ally and governor of the largest police force in the country – refuses to deploy armed forces to reinforce security in the Federal District. pic.twitter.com/yhLXK8afhx

— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 9, 2023

again i cry you should never judge ppl by their looks and again the words die on my lips

Jair in the hospital again?

he loves it there, its his happy place

dude looks like a Simpsons character

Lol beyond the architecture this is the thing that really bought it home that I grew up in Brasilia.

During yesterday's far-right storming of Congress, someone decided to start selling candy cottons to the attackers. pic.twitter.com/raZTebz51z

— Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics (@AssLatam) January 9, 2023

bolsonaro is gonna die and wanna these wanna-bes is gonna use him as a martyr to coup to

Billing and couping.

Hope he dies

again i cry you should never judge ppl by their looks and again the words die on my lips

― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 bookmarkflaglink

BREAKING 🇧🇷: Minister of the Supreme Court Alexandre de Moraes has ruled for the arrest of Anderson Torres, the disgraced Security Secretary of the Federal District who oversaw Sunday’s insurrection from his holiday in the United States. pic.twitter.com/H4Xm3RXOmL

— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 10, 2023

jair bolsonaro post yr gamertag u coward

Jair Bolsonaro, former president of Brazil, appears playing Farpoint on his Playstation VR. pic.twitter.com/cdRc17oJw7

— Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics (@AssLatam) January 17, 2023