POST HERE EVERY TIME YOU INADVERTENTLY TOUCH YOUR FACE

Only if you use your feet.

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facepalming during the trump address

Forgive me father, for I have pawed my face.

Fook

I haven’t shaved my beard in almost two months so not touching my face is an absolute nonstarter right now.

yeah I haven't shaved in one and god I hate mustaches but every time I go back to my old house I forget to get my razor.

my gravestone will say "husband, father, face toucher"

Lol, RIP

Saw this dude yesterday reach into a garbage can, fish out somebody's used mask, and put it right the fuck on his face. Not a homeless or particularly poor looking dude, mind you, just a dude outside the grocery store who realized they were serious about not letting people in without masks. Seeing this filled me with an indescribable kaleidoscope of emotions. Then I probably touched my face.

I, too, would have copiously touched my face after beholding such a scene.

Having not beheld it, I have just touched my face regardless.

First habanero harvest and Belizean hot sauce canning is a good time for object lessons.

;_;

I still think about trash can face mask dude sometimes.

Has his face fallen off? What other things has he put on his face? Is he just blissfully living a life untouched by pathogens of any sort, like Bruce Willis in that movie?

Trash can face mask dude. I just don't know. Everything is weird.

This is like the album you've passionately declared AOTY!1! back in March, but now you find the folder containing a bunch of sad-eyed, overlooked mp3s and you swiftly drag it in the trash, not even knowing what it sounds like anymore.

A sad state of affairs indeed, but at least touching face is no longer a death sentence these days.

Has that been ruled out? I mean I'm not nearly as conscious of it as I was back in April, but common sense seems we should all probably continue to refrain. I saw a new study last week suggesting the virus stays alive on some surfaces *longer* than recently assumed.

I feel like there's this continued tendency to want to simplify the contagion circumstances that has less to do w/ the science and more w/ the understandable desire to get a break from thinking about it all the time....

It hasn't been ruled out to my knowledge, no, but prolonged exposure to airborne particles appears to be the main culprit.

I still wipe down groceries just in case tho.

I'm not going that far but I genuinely admire your dedication.

I feel like there's this continued tendency to want to simplify the contagion circumstances that has less to do w/ the science and more w/ the understandable desire to get a break from thinking about it all the time....

This, of course, is otm and goes for a lot more than just the rona.

I've been touching my face extra to make up for the months I spent avoiding it

Sometimes you need somebody, if you have somebody to love
Sometimes you ain't got nobody and you want somebody to love
Then you don't want to walk and talk about Jesus
You just want to touch His face
You don't want to walk and talk about Jesus
You just want to touch His face
You just want to touch His face

xxp yeah I bailed on the grocery-wiping months ago but suspect those measures are all coming back over the winter as things intensify

We haven't wiped a grocery for a month or so. My wife thought I was being ridiculous the whole time. She was probably right.

Yeah I doubt it makes enough of a difference to be worth the hassle. It's just become a habit at this point.

I accidentally walked into the grocery store without a mask on last week. I made it halfway down one of the aisles before realizing, then bolted back to my car to retrieve it.

I’ve walked out of my apartment once or twice without my mask on and had that Wile E. Coyote responds to gravity feeling.

done

Over a year, dude that's amazing