I POLLED the Megahertz - ILM Artist Poll #100 - Prefab Sprout - RESULTS

i forgot to vote for i trawl the megahertz in the albums poll bc i'll always think of it as a paddy solo album (whatever that means). title track still made my songs ballot

I hope Swoon can squeeze into the top three.

oh dear lord I didn't submit a ballot

Have mercy on the coronoavirus!

Surprised there weren’t any number one votes for megahertz. But it sure looks like Steve and Jordan are gonna gobble all the top votes up

it's gonna be swoon, langley, then a real toss-up between steve and jordan

(jordan > steve imo)

might've said this in the voting thread, but i love that the two top prefab albums have first names, like they're your friends.

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#4
SWOON
March 1984
Score: 49
Votes: 18 (4)
Youtube excerpt: Ghost Town Blues

Don't Sing / Cue Fanfare / Green Isaac (I) / Here On The Eerie / Cruel // Couldn't Bear To Be Special / I Never Play Basketball Now / Ghost Town Blues / Elegance / Technique / Green Isaac (II)

Spaced out one of those four Brad mentioned. Not sure why since I voted for all of them. Gunman doesn't place, then.

Swoon at number 2 for me - thought about pushing it to number 1. Would have shocked me 10 years ago, but all that wordy sidewaysness has got deep under my skin.

Wordy sidewaysness! :) I was one of the 4 first-place votes here. Too low, etc, etc.

This evening I momentarily considered dropping the 2 points I allocated to the next one, so it would be a draw with Swoon. But that seemed like insider trading, plus this record is also very good, of course!

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#3
FROM LANGLEY PARK TO MEMPHIS
March 1988
Score: 51
Votes: 20 (1)
Youtube excerpt: Enchanted

The King Of Rock 'n' Roll / Cars and Girls / I Remember That / Enchanted / Nightingales // Hey Manhattan! / Knock on Wood / The Golden Calf / Nancy (Let Your Hair Down for Me) / The Venus of the Soup Kitchen

in any other discography this would be the band's best record

OTM. Sometimes feels like their best set of songs, but doesn't come together as an album for me. Maybe because the production's a bit more scattered; maybe because this is when I got into them, and it feels a little like listening to singles.

Still don't get "Cars and Girls" (I dislike both) but "The Golden Calf" reminds me of the Go-Be's when they rock out, i.e. charmingly and awkwardly.

but the song's about how some things hurt more (much more) than cars and girls! i.e. it is diminishing those things you dislike

i almost voted for "does heaven wait all heavenly over the next horizon" in the lyrics poll

xp I remember the Trouser Press Record Guide described 'The Golden Calf' as sounding like Cheap Trick. Maybe if you squint, McAloon's voice on the song is a bit like Robin Zanders?

wha

kinda sound like a looser inxs, maybe?

mcaloon's macca-like 'rockin' voice' has always amused me on that song

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#2
JORDAN: THE COMEBACK
September 1990
Score: 97
Votes: 25 (8)
Youtube excerpt: Jesse James Symphony

Looking For Atlantis / Wild Horses / Machine Gun Ibiza / We Let The Stars Go / Carnival 2000 / Jordan: The Comeback / Jesse James Symphony / Jesse James Bolero / Moon Dog // All The World Loves Lovers / All Boys Believe Anything / The Ice Maiden / Paris Smith / The Wedding March / One Of The Broken / Michael / Mercy / Scarlet Nights / Doo Wop In Harlem

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#1
STEVE MCQUEEN
June 1985
Score: 115
Votes: 26 (14) (Including 1 vote for Two Wheels Good)
Youtube excerpt: The Yearning Loins (US bonus track, admittedly -- because it's quite good and we won't be hearing it later!)

Faron Young / Bonny / Appetite / When Love Breaks Down / Goodbye Lucille #1 / Hallelujah // Moving the River / Horsin' Around / Desire As / Blueberry Pies / When the Angels / The Yearning Loins* / He'll Have to Go* / Faron (Truckin' Mix)*

* Two Wheels Good bonus tracks.

of course

Makes sense

In summary...

Rank                                   Points     Votes  #1 Votes 
 1    Steve McQueen                       115        26        14
 2    Jordan: The Comeback                 97        25         8
 3    From Langley Park to Memphis         51        20         1
 4    Swoon                                49        18         4
 5    I Trawl the Megahertz                27        12         0
 6    Protest Songs                        23        10         0
 7    Crimson/Red                          13         6         0
 8    Let's Change the World With Music     9         5         0
 9    Andromeda Heights                     3         2         0
10    Steve McQueen Acoustic                2         1         0

So, no love for The Gunman...

Swoon was my number one...a little faberge egg of an album

I'll return with the lyrics results on (GMT+10) Tuesday, once I've had a proper look at them!

Need to change thread title to A Poll of No Surprises 😉

At least Swoon ran Langley Park pretty close. Also four first place votes!

Who was the holdout who didn’t vote for Steve McQueen?

Andromeda Heights is way too low, I can understand some finding the production too cloying but the songs are up their with his best work.

Wow, it looks like I'm the only #1 vote for Langley Park. Steve McQueen is more consistent but it took a while to grow on me, whereas Langley Park bowled me over immediately and never stopped hitting.

It's funny the connections albums make. SM/TWG for me evokes summer of '88, dragging a ping pong table from basement to lawn on sunny Ballard days, playing beer pong with SM/TWG and Temple of Low Men cranked. Makes a quality album that much better.

I was surprised by the rollout - Steve McQueen and Jordan vying for the top two spots is totally expected, but I would have picked Megahertz to come third on ILX.

It has some really good songs, but From Langley Park To Memphis doesn't work as an album for me. I read an interview with McAloon where he spoke to Paul McCartney and McCartney referred to 'The King of Rock and Roll' as McAloon's 'My Ding-a-ling'.

It took me a long time to enjoy Swoon - it's just about the densest pop album I've ever heard.

I still don't really 'get' Swoon. Probably a factor in its durability for me.

Nice to see some positivity regarding AH here, after I went to bed.

Poor Crimson/Red though. No one wants to say anything about it at all? :)

It starts off well and ends well, I can't remember much about the songs in between. This poll has reminded me how little attention I've paid to the albums since Jordan. I need to rectify that.

C/R certainly sounds great, probably due to the engineer, who I think also produced The Blue Nile's best albums. I rated "The Best Jewel Thief In The World" and "Billy" amongst my top tracks. Can't easily recall any of the others on that album, though.

"adolescence" is brilliant and i forgot to vote for it :(

crimson/red and let's change the world with music both quite underrated here!

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I'll drop a few these now, I think. Maybe the whole lot?

There are a lot of ties and the distribution is pretty flat, as expected. I'll just regurgitate what was submitted and leave you to find whatever patterns might be lurking. :)

#32 (TIE)
Score: 1
Votes: 1 (0)

…I am the next poet laureate
And she is the cherry Madonna
And all of the summer is hers.

- I Trawl the Megahertz

In the morning I go walking,
It helps the hurting soften
I've seen a lot of places,
'cos I miss her very often

- Technique

Didn't vote in this, but I would've quoted those exact lines from Technique.

#28 (TIE)
Score: 2
Votes: 1 (0)

All my silence and my strained respect
Missed chances and the same regrets

- Bonny

The sunset makes a fence out of the forest

- Faron Young

Michael, help me write a letter to you-know-who
I will sign it ‘Lucifer Regrets’

- Michael

Now everybody wears the look
Of the child that wished to marry you
Who knocking proudly on your door
Was greeted by your pretty wife

- The World Awake

every lyric on bonny is fantastic, so, logically, i didn't vote for any of 'em

#18 (TIE)
Score: 3
Votes: 1 (0)

If you take, then put back good
If you steal, be Robin Hood
If your eyes are wanting all you see
Then I think I'll name you after me

- Appetite

No one planned it
Took it for granted

- Bonny

I could love you till the stars don’t shine
But I’m not yours and you’re not mine

- The End of the Affair

We’re talking fire
We’re talking flame
We’re talking ice into ashes
But death is a small price for heaven

- The Ice Maiden

Don’t goodbyes deserve some Bach, not Barbershop

- Jesse James Bolero

All my lazy teenage boasts
Are now high precision ghosts
And they're coming round the track
To haunt me

- The King of Rock 'n' Roll

We chopped a billion trees
To print up eulogies

- Moondog

My love and I, we are boxing clever
She'll never crowd me out
Fall be free as old confetti
And paint the town, paint the town

- When Love Breaks Down

There was a boy I used to be
I guess that he was cold
If she came to buy him now
How cheaply he'd be sold

- We Let The Stars Go

Whoops, meant to post this non-tie first. Sorry.

#27
Score: 2
Votes: 2 (0)

You and I won't be the fools that other lovers are
thinking every silver bottle top potentially a star

- All the World Loves Lovers

#14 (TIE)
Score: 4
Votes: 1 (0)

A century has shut its eyes and who are we to wake it?

- Carnival 2000

Little boy got a hot rod
Thinks it makes him some kind of new god
But this is one race he won't win

- Cars & Girls

Desire as a sylph figured creature who changes her mind

- Desire As

We're only men and women doing what we can
Sometimes I think that God is working to a plan
Then other times I swear that he is improvising
Discordant and remote

- The Sound of Crying

shout out to all my votes at #18 lol

Unranked ballot presumably? That must be how it was interpreted, at least!

One voter quoted the second line here. I grouped it with a vote for broader verse.

#13
Score: 4
Votes: 2 (0)

The dream helps you forget you ain't never danced a step
You were never fleet of foot, hippy
All the pathos you can keep for the children in the street
For the vision I have had is sweeping

- King of Rock’n’Roll

^ I care. Yours were the only other votes for "The Yearning Loins" and "Radio Love". Which means you roolz!

It just occurred to me that this is the first poll for which I've done the number-crunching where absolutely everyone submitting tracks also submitted an albums ballot. The latter is usually a smaller pool. This is surely a crucial and significant outcome, hinting at some deep truth about the artist but I'm not entirely sure what!

My ballot. Albums vote was tactical / applied EOY poll conventions.

LPs
01 Swoon
02 I Trawl the Megahertz

Songs
01 Goodbye Lucille #1
02 Jordan: The Comeback
03 Faron Young
04 Nightingales
05 Cruel
06 When the Angels
07 Horsin’ Around
08 Moon Dog
09 Here On the Eerie
10 Cue Fanfare
11 Moving the River
12 We Let The Stars Go
13 I Love Music
14 Desire As
15 Walk On
16 The King of Rock’N’Roll
17 One Of The Broken
18 Couldn’t Bear To Be Special
19 Scarlet Nights
20 Mercy
21 Appetite
22 Diana
23 Maching Gun Ibiza
24 Lions In My Own Garden (Exit Someone)
25 Don’t Sing
26 Paris Smith
27 The Ice Maiden
28 Wicked Things
29 Wild Horses
30 Looking For Atlantis

My main regret is not voting for "Technique".

TRACKS, RANKED
Appetite
Goodbye Lucille #1
Bonny
Desire As
Faron Young
When Love Breaks Down
Moving the River
Cue Fanfare
Jesse James Symphony
Jesse James Bolero
We Let The Stars Go
I Remember That
Nightingales
Scarlet Nights
Lions in My Own Garden
Enchanted
Carnival 2000
The End of the Affair
God Watch Over You
The Ice Maiden
Weightless
All The World Loves Lovers
The Sound of Crying
Life Of Surprises
Sweet Gospel Music
The Best Jewel Thief in the World
If You Don't Love Me
Wild Horses
Hallelujah
When the Angels

ALBUMS
Steve McQueen
Jordan: The Comeback
From Langley Park to Memphis
Andromeda Heights
Let's Change The World With Music

Has anybody heard the Jimmy Nail version of ‘Blue Roses’...I’ll stick my neck out and say it’s better the Prefab Sprout version...*sees people with pitchforks amassing on doorstep...

The fourth episode of the Netflix series I Am Not Okay With This opens with a teenage boy bouncing around his bedroom singing along with "The King of Rock and Roll." If I wasn't in love with the show before that point, I definitely am now.

i didn't vote in this, sorry, but i appreciated it. 'when love breaks down' might be their best song. might be the best song

I just realized Blueberry Pies only landed at 81 here. Absolutely ridiculous.

At least it's one track we know isn't modestly ranked due to being hopelessly under-heard. :)

Oh, dope! I didn't vote or follow the rollout, but I'm over the moon about "Appetite" winning.

I didn't post a ballot in March, but this will do.

The more I think about it, the more futile ranking PS songs is...my top ten is an ephemeral beast that could contain ten different songs from one day to the next.

...it's telling that a quarter of your top twenty didn't make the top forty in the ILX poll!

good list, but ya can’t quote ice maiden without including it dammit

I went to sleep with Spotify shuffling 2020 releases and woke to this conspicuously not-so-2020 sampled loop. Freaky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgGkr6Qi8ro

"life of surprises" is just the greatest goddamn song of all time

"We Let The Stars Go" will fight you for that title.

It's "The Sound of Crying" for me, but we're splitting hairs here

1) this goddamn band.
2) I now have an earworm mashup from Life of Surprises to Forever by Charli.

I went through a period of listening to "Elegance" a lot after this poll. Not sure I'd parsed the lyrics properly beforehand but I was suddenly really digging it as a class warfare anthem. Secretly their best song. Maybe. Sometimes.

Nah. Cue Fanfare is the zenith.

When everyone comes in at the start of “Life of Surprises” is the best