THREAD WHEREIN WE BEG THE PANGOLIN GODS FOR SUCCOUR

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Jackie Chan warned us to tread carefully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0i9HjbdcTM

Sanpaku, Monday, 16 March 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

Is there an appropriate sacrifice for the pangolin gods? I've got some pistachios and some fruit.

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 March 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link

Pictured: Pangolin Overlord Marching Alongside One of Its Biped Underlings as the Sacred Dust of Septic Defilement Swells to the Sound of Booted Footfalls Across the Four Corners of the Known World

https://theincidentaltourist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Armed-guard-accompanying-pangolin-on-evening-walk.-C.-Neil-Aldridge-740x560.jpg

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 16 March 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link

pangolins are also bipedal tbf!

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Monday, 16 March 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

I think the very least we can do is bfttp

ogmor, Monday, 16 March 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link

Only some, it seems.

xp

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 16 March 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

o mighty scaly pangolin, humanity turns its lonely eyes to you

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

between / dusk and day they have not un- / chainlike machine- / like form and / frictionless creep of a thing / made graceful by adversities, con- // versities. To explain grace / requires a curious hand.

woof, Monday, 16 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

:)

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 16 March 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

I HAVE A PANGOLIN
I PRAISE IT ALL NIGHT LONG

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Monday, 16 March 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

pangolin wind, my favorite rod stewart song

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Monday, 16 March 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

Youuuuuuuuu touch me
I fear the SARS of pangolins

ogmor, Monday, 16 March 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

https://nu.aeon.co/images/133b74cb-9ecb-4be6-be13-8a175fdbe035/header_ESSAY-Space-Pangolin-Web.jpg

Mighty Pholidota, space traveling pangolin of the Outer Reaches - I throw myself upon your cosmic claws.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 16 March 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

Listen to the pangolin rain
A sad song, driftin' low

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 March 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

RENOUNCE THE PANGOLIN USURPERS

WE HAVE RISEN FROM THE ASHES TO RECLAIM OUR DIVINE CATHEDRA

WE ARE THE CHIROPTERA

LET OUR FATHOMLESS VOICES RESOUND THROUGH YOUR NEURAL CAVITIES

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romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 12:35 (four years ago) link

why has this terrible squeaking interrupted our pangolin worship

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 12:36 (four years ago) link

Why not both?

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/16/47/f0/1647f0243cd68fb2bf604d1d1ea1a5d5.jpg

Sanpaku, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link

P: THE OLD PARIAH SHALL NEVER BE COUNTENANCED BY OUR ALL-SEEING ELDERS

B: THE UNHALLOWED HYMEN OF YORE SHALL BE THRUST INTO THE FAITHLESS PIT

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

God exists!

Identifying SARS-CoV-2 related coronaviruses in Malayan pangolins

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:13 (four years ago) link

I'm gonna pray to both, just to be sure

sleeve, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

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