Jeremy Clarkson's "The World According To Clarkson" is one of Penguin's "best books of its kind to be published in recent years"

those motherfuckers all need to be clotheslined

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"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, MAN, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS"

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This is the best book of its kind to be published in recent years. Fuck knows what its kind is though.

Can't seem to post fuckin images.

Ian Holloway's Autobiography

You're joking right, Steve?

I like Clarkson, but prefer AA Gill.

i am indeed, Boyler. of course it is more like two thirds gree hee hee.

it worries a bit me how much i enjoy watching Clarkson race May and Hammond around Europe in a Bugatti. but rest assured i will not let my enjoyment of this influence my political position.

I wish we had an old hardman conservative in the US who was one fifth as entertaining as Clarkson.

I really do.

Clarkson's not that conservative, is he?

(I know I will be flamed for this but srsly)

Well, Clarkson >>>> Nick Griffin, but he stands for something even more insidious and prevalent than the BNP: politically-unscrupulous libertarian smug.

he apparently feels no compulsion to act all cryptic about his retrograde opinions, which might make him seem closest to american religious-right demagogues, but he seems more like kind of a libertarian. botw obviously

He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway. (xp botw)

1. BOTW
38 up, 4 down

Bitch Out The Window. This term refers to a rarely seen maneuver in which a male participates in anal intercourse with a female whom is not well liked in front of or near a window. At the conclusion of intercourse, he opens the window and pushes his partner out.

For added fun, a bullseye can be placed on the ground outside the window by which you can judge accuracy, or perhaps even play cricket.

I really don't like Ewebee, someone should give her a BOTW.

^^^

He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway. (xp botw)

He's not a gung-ho military type. He stands for something beloved of a lot of well-off educated types in the UK: don't get involved with other countries, they're not worth it. Let me own my many cars and my estate and present my TV programme, it's a free nation isn't it?

I gave Ewebee a BOTW, botw.

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Clarkson stands BOTWeen Hammond and May.

because of the wangeen

Ewebee 40

red red wang

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He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway.

Clarkson is a Europhile* who hates America, just like most of the people who profess to hate him.

*well, he loves France and Iceland for a fact. And maybe Italy, Norway and Denmark. Probably not Spain, but it's difficult to tell past his lol stereotype gags.

Dear god, the comments on that daily mail page make yer average youtube comment box look almost sensible:

Our local MP is a wimp.

Add my name to the petition. Jeremy for PM! If not PM, then how about representing Leicester?

LOL

While these policies are written in jest, I don't think the government realises it's only a matter of time before Britons are prepared to embrace a leader such as Jeremy Clarkson as an antidote to the mass immigration and ridiculous political correctness of this era.

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blah blah blah this labour government blah blah blah crush the spirit out of every englishman blah blah blah political correctness blah blah blah immigration blah blah blah speed cameras blah WTF is wrong with these people? Oh yeah, they're daily mail readers IE MORONS.

"If you don't really believe the right-wing bollocks you write for money then you're alright" is one of my favourite arguments ever.

Where is all this "ridiculous political correctness", anyway?

Pash, you're not even allowed to call them Darkies any more.

I want to know what he says about Modern Art.

He doesn't know much about art.

He doesn't know much about art.

I want to know what he says about Modern Art.

-- o-ess, Saturday, January 5, 2008 2:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

really not to hard to guess.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm

Is this guy ever out of the fucking papers?

lol whoops

A disappointingly small amount. And it should have been to the campaign against Climate Change. 6/10 for mischief.

£500 is probably not much money to JC.

Well, there goes his political ambitions:

Clarkson, PM (Alternate universe in 2020) "It is with a truly humble heart that I have to apologise for not only losing all the bank details of everyone in the country, but also for posting them on ILE to prove that it does not matter anyway. soz"

A colleague in this office worships Clarkson, i think i may have to kill him before the week is out.

if i end up learning to drive within the next two years it will totally be his fault.

Dom, what the Number One song would be if Clarkson were PM? (No Status Quo please?)

doesn't clarkson like curved air or something?

He's also got love for the Doobie Brothers

Now that's what I'm tokin''bout. (Good kinda weed grown with chemicals.)

He was on desert island discs a few years ago (he came across as surprisingly unassholish) the only thing I remember him choosing was something off "Dark Side of the Moon". It was old-school Q-readerish stuff for the most part, maybe there was an ELP track?

1. 'Your Song'
Performer Billy Paul
Composer Elton John/Bernie Taupin
Publisher DJM Music
CD Title Elton John Songbook
Track 11
Label Connoisseur Collection
Rec No: VSOP CD 192

2. 'Behind Blue Eyes'
Performer The Who
Composer Pete Townshend
Publisher Polydor
CD Title Who's Next
Track 8
Label Polydor
Rec No: 813 651-2

3. 'Night Moves'
Performer Bob Seger
Composer Bob Seger
Publisher Capitol Records
CD Title Bob Seger & Silver Bullet Band Greatest Hits
Track 2
Label Capitol
Rec No: CDEST 2241

4. 'Time'
Performer Pink Floyd
Composer Mason, Waters, Wright, Gilmour
Publisher EMI
CD Title Dark Side of the Moon
Track 3
Label EMI
Rec No: CDEMD 1064

5. 'Get Ready'
Performer Temptations
Composer Robinson
Publisher Motown Records
CD Title Music of the Year 1969
Track 10
Label Spectrum
Rec No: 545 059-2

6. 'Make Me Smile' (Come Up and See Me)
Performer Steve Harley and Cokney Rebel
Composer Steve Harley
Publisher EMI
CD Title Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me)
Track 1
Label EMI
Rec No: CD Harley 1

7. 'Heroes'
Performer David Bowie
Composer Bowie/Bowie ENO
Publisher EMI
CD Title Heroes
Track 3
Label EMI
Rec No: CDP 797 7202

8. 'Solsbury Hill'
Performer Peter Gabriel
Composer Peter Gabriel
Publisher Ear Pieces/Hit and Run
CD Title Peter Gabriel 1
Track 2
Label Charisma
Rec No: PGCD1

Record: Time -Pink Floyd
Book: Photograph Album
Luxury: Jet ski

8. 'Solsbury Hill'
Performer Peter Gabriel
Composer Peter Gabriel
Publisher Ear Pieces/Hit and Run
CD Title Peter Gabriel 1
Track 2
Label Charisma
Rec No: PGCD1

lolololololololol

no.6 a solid if unadventurous choice

1. 'Your Song'
Performer Billy Paul
Composer Elton John/Bernie Taupin

2. 'Behind Blue Eyes'
Performer The Who

3. 'Night Moves'
Performer Bob Seger

4. 'Time'
Performer Pink Floyd

5. 'Get Ready'
Performer Temptations

6. 'Make Me Smile' (Come Up and See Me)
Performer Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel

7. 'Heroes'
Performer David Bowie

8. 'Solsbury Hill'
Performer Peter Gabriel

He was very good on Desert Island Discs. His actual desert island discs notwithstanding.