Misheard lyrics

Ooh, made me think of my own Sebadoh one:

"volunteer your fear of the blue sky"

Both of those are DISTINCT improvements!

1) It's my life
Don't you forget
Covered in crap
It never ends

I didn't realize it was "Caught in the crowd" until I heard the No Doubt version. I like mine better. Angst/depression/etc.

2) I thought that when the Doobie Brothers sang "Take me in your arms/Love me, love me a little while," it was "Take me in your arms/Lovely lovely Louelle." At the time, I had never heard of a woman named Louelle, but I was like 7, so I figured what did I know? More than 25 years later, I heard it in the car and said, "You know, I've heard of exactly one person, ever, who was named Louelle. Maybe they're saying something else." Once I empowered myself, it didn't take long to detect the lyric. I'd still like to actually meet a woman named Louelle, though.

"don't go out tonight/it's bound to take your life/there's a bathroom on the right." CCR, er, "Bad Moon Rising." Those books of misheard lyrics were assembled by a distinguished journalist who asked all his friends to supply him w/examples, and then compiled 'em and collected a check. Definitely a pre-internet approach to "writing" a book.

I'm Tom Waits for every dame
We are--Jack, the King of All

Look at me--
"Her Monty Knee"
It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor

When you're 15, you want a rapport
You do unto others, and run like a mother
I don't want a rapport anymore
No, I don't want a rapport anymore

God save Mrs. Mopp
and good old notoriety

My sister just confessed to me that she always thought the Kinks were saying "God save Donald Duck FOR THE BILL AND VARIETY," as if those were the two things worth saving about him -- his goddamned duck bill and varied repertoire of...duck sounds? Who knows, she's insane.

Oh, and Blur - "This is Hullo"

"Come on little bitch and do the twist"

Not so much misheard but misinterpretated - English not being my native language: the song Stoned by Canadian rockers Sword. It's chorus contains the line 'goddamn I'm stoned again'. It deals with smokking pot of course, but young little me had just seen the Monty Phyton movie The Life of Brian - in which someone gets stoned to dead - and read the lyric just a little different...
Strange song, really strange ;-)

the line in "Gossip Folks" that I'm convinced says "I ain't got an HP" probably doesn't

Suede - "Sleeping Pills"

"I'm a water slide
You're an air slide"

Water slide = wet pussy, air slide = stiff, "inflated" penis
Made sense at the time

For some reason that line in Televison's "Marquee Moon":

"Life in the hive puckered up my night"

Always sounds to me in my head, like:

"Life in the hamburgers of my night"

Neither of them make much sense.

I have forest data, twisted forest data.

"Sodomy, it's such a part of you..."

When I was about ten, a friend of mine insisted that the chorus in "Boogie Nights" by Heatwave is "Dance with the boogie guitar." I told him it was "Dance with the boogie/Get down," but he said that didn't make any sense. He didn't know about the expression "Get down!"

"sumo holes hurts more and more
means that our love will always be..."

"'seulement entre toi et moi'
means that our love will always be..."

April Wine

Tom Petty's "Refugee" I thought he was saying "rolling like a breakfast bean".

Creedence Clearwater Revival: "Down on the corner/out in the street/ where the pope boys are playing/singing yip yup happy beat" I found this a mystery because I couldn't imagine what a "pope" was.

In Master P's "I Got the Hook Up"
I thought he was saying, "I got the hook up, so how can you hear me?"

I later learned he was saying "I got the hook up, holla if you hear me"

My confusion was based on the premise that, if Master p had the hook up, then their should have been no difficulty in hearing him. I articulated this confusion to a group of self described "rap heads" and was promptly laughed at.

I swear I was at a friend's earlier today and heard the new Britney Spears song on TV. As hard as we listened, she seemed to be saying "Your toxic cum dripping down my face" or something similar.

This isn't true, is it?

And if she keeps walking like that she will need a new spine soon.

my friend karly was classic for this. she heard "brimful of asha on the 45" as "i'm a real fruit pasher and i'm 45". and in "end of a century" by blur she thought "we kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight" was "we kiss vaginas when we say goodnight".

I just died in your ass tonight

Like a virgin +"[{€0 for the very +irst time

"The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind" - my friend Trish reinterprets Bob Dylan at the age of 5.

For most of my childhood I thought Sade was singing "Ooooooh Bopper Ator"

..and "Oh Sherry, I'm outta love, Hose gone, Hose gone"

I posted these around here somewhere before:

I thought the backup singers were singing "Lot's wages" on "Showbiz Kids."

I thought Huey Lewis was singing "Now the oboe may be better tweeting, but the heart of rock and roll, the heart of rock and roll is still beating."

Clinic, in the song "Welcome" seem to sing "Now you're welcome, now you're welcome with a smore." Damn, nobody's ever welcomed me with a smore. (It's actually "with us more")

My sister thought that Hey Ya contained the lyric "shake it like a polaroid pizza" and she still sings it now

When i was younger for some bizarre reason i though that smoke on the water was soap on a rope

"Oh Sherry, I'm outta love, Hose gone, Hose gone"

haha. I might use this for comic relief sometime.

I seriously had NO idea what the crap he was saying until I looked up the lyrics. But I like my version way better.

Also: "Charleeeene don't like it / Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"

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A friend in high school thought the Rolling Stones song on Miss You went "I'll never leave your pizza burning."

A certain WFMU DJ and myself thought Lowell Fulson was singing about having a "fatback roll" in his pocket in "Tramp."

I feel pretty dumb about this one, but in "Lay Lady Lay" I thought the line was "stay with your many wiles" , through hundreds of listens to Nashville Skyline, live shows, bootlegs, etc. An unusual phrase, I always thought, but it doesn't really stand out compared to a great deal of his other lyrics.

It wasn't until I heard a crappy cover of it this weekend during some equally crappy tv show or something that I realized it's actually "stay with your man awhile."

*hangs head in shame*

I was driving around San Fran with my girlfriend and Too Short's "Blow the Whistle" came on -- somehow she misheard it as "Platypus"

For the rest of our drive we couldn't stop going "Platypus...Platypus...Platypus..."

"Norman, take me in your arms and rock me baby."

"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body."
Erotica by Madonna.

I definitely thought it was

'caught up like a duce another runner in the night'

DUCE referring to :: a leader or commander; a chief.

that makes sense right?

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out T-C-P"

Flock of Seagulls - "I Ran":

"I'm fighting in a demon fight with you;
A demon fight with you."

Sham 69 'You're a Better Man Than I' - "can you tell a wise man by the way he stinks and smells"

"The night we met I know I needed to sew"

and from the same song:

"Be my little baby, don juan, and only"

That's what you get for letting kids listen to music, I guess.

I think my cousin has the one that cracks me up the most, and again it's for Deep Purple's classic. Instead of

Smoke on the water / And fire in the sky

he thought it was:

Slow-motion Walter / That fire-engine guy

And then the character Phoebe on "Friends" mistook Elton John's (well, Bernie Taupin's) chorus in Tiny Dancer as:

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

:)

As a teen one of my friends had "Dreadlock Holiday" (you know, the one that goes "I don't like reggae / I love it") on tape, and after we'd listened to it about a kazillion times, another friend said, "You know, this is a great tune, but why does the singer say he doesn't like cricket?". Holy god did we laugh!

Wha'?
that's right isn't it? what should it be?

If it's not love, then it's the bum, the bum, the bum, the bum, the bum, the bum, the bum that will bring us together

I knew someone who loved Sufragette City by David Bowie because of the misheard lyric "The smell of my dick has put my spine out of place".

HAHAHAHA I just searched this thread to say "THE SMELL OF FAT CHICKS JUST PUT MY SPINE OUT OF PLACE"

small world

Huey Lewis pwns this thread for me.

1.) You'll say anything to a butterfly (If this is It)

2.) I wanna new drug, wetherwall made me sick

3.) They say the heart of rock and roll is forbidden

I guess I can make another Louie Louie reference today...

"I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand.
Cure these sensations, make me feel the pleasures of another man."

I wondered why you didn't hear more about Ian Curtis being gay.

i can't remember any specific lines, but 'la woman' by the doors is an easy one to mishear.

Bumblepuppy OTM. Only I thought it was "Could these sensations."