thread of egregiously shitty brand communications about the coronavirus

great thread

The "Asian massage" parlor down the street is closed, with a sign on their door saying "These are un-precedented times".

Delighted to have received a detailed email on COVID-19 RESPONSE from a below-average pizza chain based in an adjoining state that I ordered from exactly once (at least 10 years ago). Thanks for checkin in!

You can't spell pandemic without 'panic', but don't!

Wash your records (and hands) regularly!

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(when this first came through i thought it was from the vinyl tiling company i bought my bathroom floor from)

Yesterday Mötley Crüe released a lyric video for one their classic tracks ‘Home Sweet Home’ WATCH THE VIDEO HERE
Where not only we can re-live some of the scenes from the movie but in a way the band is also promoting a positive message. Due to the Corona Virus pandemic most people around the world are currently on lockdown and the band has posted the video declaring ‘Stay safe out there and stay Home Sweet Home’.

The message is being received by fans and the comments on the YouTube view are picking up on this, and many are listed below for you to quote in any articles.

Since the release of this globally acclaimed film, the band gained a whole new fan base, in fact the streaming data shows 18-24 years old being their current predominant audience. Due to the high demand coming from new and old hardcore fans, Mötley Crüe decided to reform last year and are now getting ready to tour with Def Leppard, Poison, Joan Jett and Tuk Smith on the Stadium Tour.

Machine Gun Kelly, Daniel Webber, Douglas Booth and Iwan Rheon are the actors who impersonated the LA rockers in The Dirt movie and some of them have already shared their own homages to this special anniversary through their socials.

Some new stats:
• 460M Streams in the last 12 months on Spotify
• 72M Streams for ‘The Dirt’ Soundtrack in 12 months on Spotify
• Instagram followers - now over 1 million
• Spotify followers - now over 2.4m
• YouTube views – now over 224,000,000
• Facebook fans – now over 4m
YouTube Comments

rihards tuka 22 hours ago
Ain't no better way to spend time in quarantine, than listening to Crüe.

MIZORAM - Mafaka Hnamte 21 hours ago
Time to isolate ourselves in Home Sweet Home...


Ultimate Sin 20 hours ago
I wasn't going to stay home but now because of Mötley Crüe I am going to

Philipp Müller 21 hours ago
During these corona times. Home Sweet Home it is! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

sebash789 47 minutes ago
Probably one of the most underrated movies of 2019 is now a year old? This is the best song of all time, it changed my life forever

FASOMAN 18 hours ago
This is great for one month of quarantine :'-D

İso Reiz 21 hours ago
Quarantine day 6

Jack Ennis 11 hours ago
🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 I have Watch this movie 1000 times it’s one of my favorite movie ever it hank you so much long live Mötley Crüe can’t wait to see you in Philadelphia🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🎸🎸🤘🏻🎸🎸🎸🎸

Gottes Geschenk 10 hours ago
HOME SWEET HOME during quarantine hahaha

HYDE96 17 hours ago
Stay home sweet home during this virus 😂🤟

Sarah 20 hours ago
Stay in home sweet home so you can enjoy a litle more with the girls, girls, girls

Diego rene 16 hours ago
Well, best song to be in quarantine Love u Crüe

Some Fudge 21 hours ago
Stay at home Sweet home

AsherTheSlasher 14 hours ago
I have the Crueonavirus! 😎🤟🔥💯


Stella Jabro 21 hours ago (edited)
One of my favourite songs and loving the new video too. Thank you Mötley Crüe for uploading this video


Joseph Cruickshank 2 hours ago
After work song in the UK lock down on Friday


maiden4 greece 20 hours ago
Stay Home...Stay Safe,Stay Heavy...and Metal.Cheers...


Mrs. Stradlin 11 hours ago
Time to rewatch The Dirt


Coola boy 22 hours ago
Just watch the film

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost reprised their #ShaunOfTheDead characters to share their plan to stop the coronavirus spread. https://t.co/BG2yqWmn7n

— Nerdist (@nerdist) March 19, 2020

fuck off all of you

Man, if you don't like that, you're dead inside.

Dead like a zombie hahaha ha zombies are funny haha hahaha nerds lol references hahaha hahaha ow my sides

otm to both of you

World Happiness Day!

Richard Layard: How to Create Happiness

Whilst we find ourselves in the midst of a pandemic crisis, we thought it might be worth still recognising that today is World Happiness Day.

As many of you had tickets to see Professor Richard Layard speak at our Spring Festival, here's a TED talk Richard did in 2014 that you might enjoy watching, should you have some time to fill.

Take care and we hope you are all safe and well.

I found quite a lot of the early Covidballs emails I got to be strangely well-judged in tone, even if it was a bit like "why do I need to know what the CEO of this corporation thinks about coronavirus, in a disarmingly personal email / how the fuck does UEFA even have my email address"

After two weeks of no cash flow they're all becoming properly deranged now tho

Subway - and I cannot stress this enough - thank you pic.twitter.com/Ztm3yK3Rza

— Ferg (@Rave_Prentis) April 3, 2020

not egregiously shitty but my apartment's management company made a "resources" page on their website and i'm weirded out by the cute little coronavirus banner

https://i.ibb.co/p1nZXdT/covid.png