I canβt stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/DpdHtov4IR— grant π§π» stay home pls (@urdadssidepiece) March 21, 2020
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
lol
i am that cat when i'm at work goofing off on ilx and suddenly someone wearing a tie taps me on the shoulder
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
activate hissing machine
― absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
counter: activate fresh tuna can amnesia device
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
Summer 2019: big bag of cans with the ladsSummer 2020: big bag of can't with the lads— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) March 23, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
You sure this isnβt staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles https://t.co/RpqDxIUZOv— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) March 23, 2020
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
covid-19 in the usa through 3/7: 353 cases, 19 deaths
since: 42,399 cases, 497 deaths
conclusion: daylight savings kills
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
Omg that Edwina Currie tweet has cheered me right up
― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link
AuΓer in Italien und SΓΌdkorea scheint den HamsterkΓ€ufern derzeit Klopapier wichtiger zu sein, als Nudeln. Hier die Verkaufszahlen pro Kopf in Kilo gerechnet. Und in welchem Land wird am meisten Toilettenpapier gekauft? #corona #coronavirus #hamsterkauf #nudeln #pasta #klopapier pic.twitter.com/2p9BOWybiT— Allgemeine Zeitung (@aznachrichten) March 24, 2020
― mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link
"NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions..." pic.twitter.com/znBAkiqU2l— Tanner Brown (@luoshanji) March 21, 2020
― mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ea6911dd5110df3b49f966c9bfa1d56/48e887611103df0f-0e/s500x750/f3151c79aca29ce2a4efd82c9f8e78c52cd88d5f.gifv
Dutch interpreter translates "stop stockpiling."
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link
In case anyone was wondering, the italics tags work just fine here.
First time she's been on t'telly w/ every important press co's and she's stolen our hearts and minds. I love her.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/v72zb2T.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link
#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/T1EilIm9f2— New Zealand Police (@nzpolice) March 25, 2020
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/XIdr0wr.jpg
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:42 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tCe2VnT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/MCOdm9f.jpg(Ouch!)
https://i.imgur.com/BKxZrEy.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/dr57nvf.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7kpSsGT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/EiEsOOe.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
pplains dayum
god's work
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/rej0dcxzduo41.jpg
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
Brooklyn balcony conc-"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
balcony bathory
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link
I'll have one Norsk balcony thank you very much.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-CBWtRIJHE/https://scontent-dus1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/90597947_214261862979390_6951321697182023680_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQnPS8oZmKami_6wlCIrE-2U0D8cHbrUCJZu4kQNyHQLEgQS0RlgIti6tcwvR4Tnje0&_nc_ht=scontent-dus1-1.xx&oh=fd669b7cd2376b5237dbc3ef80334621&oe=5E9FA567
― groovemaaan, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
https://t.co/em7NOccgey pic.twitter.com/yslG5X7Ud4— Al Ewing Writes Comics (@Al_Ewing) March 27, 2020
― mark s, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:34 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUId5sFXkAA2aOd?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
π¬
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
Now I'm legitimately wondering what the story was about.
― pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link
Wondering for a friend.
― pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
videochat no doubt
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 March 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
now *that's* invoking the DP
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
the memesters are getting restless pic.twitter.com/W66dud84c8— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker) March 28, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
lmao
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
ahahaha
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
yes
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
Yeah, it's already a classic.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
Because everyone in Italy is quarantined, the natural wildlife has returned to the water and forests β€οΈ We are the virus pic.twitter.com/azYjG7WU3H— Jules (@Julian_Epp) March 28, 2020
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link
:D
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link
Now I'm hungry.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/69adJjx.jpg
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link
Is that a doctor?
― pplains, Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link
i've got a fever .. and the only cure is more emotional and idiosyncratic yet undeniably catchy 80s goth pop.
― i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
Ted Kaczynski was a doctor fwiw.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
Iconic the police shared an image of their party spread like it was a fuckin tonne of cocaine https://t.co/6dsbFB7Gb3— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 29, 2020
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
British Bobbies Blame Bad Buffet
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
better on mute, but excellent
My Quarantine Routine! this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! iβm allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/TL3KJGB0y0— ππΏπ°π΅πΆπ² ππ²π»π±π²πΏππΌπ» (@jazzemu_) March 26, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
Me and my landlord on April 1st pic.twitter.com/HyusSfxpT4— Mike Nouveau (@MikeNouveau) March 29, 2020
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:00 (four years ago) link
loool at the last two
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
this is the saddest shit everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn6fT6BrcQ
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/otknqQc.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link
That's actually funny
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link
heehee
― kinder, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 08:38 (three years ago) link
facts
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
still thinking about the guy fieri pic
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
βTell The World I Also Had Asthma,β Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Coronavirus https://t.co/uQ5QpeNSg1 pic.twitter.com/d9nimmoLuU— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 29, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
― ffolkes (map), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
Haha
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarpedals/comments/kpgyj1/people_are_sharing_an_image_of_the_circuits_of_a/
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 January 2021 17:12 (three years ago) link
Vaccines are metal as fuck.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 3 January 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEv33zaeB4c
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 3 January 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link
thanking u for that video, snoball
― mh, Sunday, 3 January 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link
lol yes.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 January 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link
someone in quebec blasted the purge music right at the 8 p.m. curfew π pic.twitter.com/wDF0pmqZTE— Alex Migdal (@alexem) January 10, 2021
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link
"moments when you're sure all of civilization has become fan service"
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link
I love capitalism. I think it rocks. pic.twitter.com/hoSH5OYSVK— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) April 1, 2021
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 2 April 2021 05:11 (three years ago) link
Selling Tupac t-shirts.
― pplains, Friday, 2 April 2021 13:07 (three years ago) link
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/09/pandemic-nostalgia-tiktok/620230/
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 30 September 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0d9de4b26af01b7ff4f2f9579dbbfeb5/b501ad05e2632abb-0e/s500x750/ba7b0948d91fe793f4c341ff51a9fcabc375a5c1.jpg
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 24 December 2021 04:42 (two years ago) link