1. hot flushes up from my neck to the back of my head (tho id just had a haircut)
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link
2. ears throbbing on alternate nights
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link
3. am now aware of approx location of my sinuses
4. i occasionally cough
5. i occasionally sneeze
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link
6. what is a short breath. was that one? how bout that one?
7. what if i *am* hot to the touch, but what im checking with is also similarly hot
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link
8. throat tender (from feeling my throat to check for tenderness? who knows?)
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:49 (four years ago) link
9. I can no longer tell what stinks, loss of sense of taste. For example, Beatles Love sounds pretty good to me rn?
(Was that joke better executed this time?)
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link
absolutely not out of place in this thread at any rate
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link
I cough at least twice a day. Just beforehand my throat tickles a bit.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:55 (four years ago) link
10. sensitive fingers11. droopy navel12. jasper toe
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link
13. I have the clap
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:09 (four years ago) link
14. postman's ankle15. yolk plate16. blinder eye
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:10 (four years ago) link
17. stream fatigue
18. third nipple19. phantom penis20. vestigial horn
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link
21. monitor brightness adjustment disorder
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link
22. conjoined mother
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link
23. Right testicle now hanging lower than left
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
24. Apple cheeks, pear shoulders
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link
25. Teething again
26. imaginary bodyguard
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (four years ago) link
27. Believe I can swordfight
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link
28. medium intestine
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link
29. Slippery elbows
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link
30. loss of bay leaf31. slow blink32. backwards knee
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
30. gain of coordination
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
Whoops
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link
34. farmer tan
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
35. early onset butt droop
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
36. burst into primordial soup37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
38. tacos for breakfast
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (four years ago) link
39. glossy brain
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link
40. bioluminescence
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link
42. orthonormal legs
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link
43. failing diagonally
― Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (four years ago) link
44. sweaty teeth
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link
45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link
46. falling up the stairs
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (four years ago) link
47. Bats in the belfry
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (four years ago) link
48 windows are jammed
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link
49. ectoplasmic colon
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (four years ago) link
lads we're fucked and no two ways
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (four years ago) link
50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
― 26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (four years ago) link
51. would suffer fools very gladly
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (four years ago) link
52. uneven beard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (four years ago) link
53. perforated fringe
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (four years ago) link
54. Persistant dry opinions
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (four years ago) link
55. perineal fog
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (four years ago) link
138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
140. weak reflection
― rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link
wait
i need that one clarified
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
141. murky posts
― rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
142. most perky
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link
143. uncharacteristic assassination
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link
144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link
in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answersMark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers
― nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
145: marker mode
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link
146. Toast craving
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link
(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)
oh wows toats awks
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link
148. Zoom Lag
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link
149. garden-variety garden
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (four years ago) link
150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back
152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.
they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (four years ago) link
153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (four years ago) link
154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link
> N
155. You are eaten by a grue.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
156. constantly missing the floor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link
157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link
158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link
159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link
160. ta ta ta taaaaa
― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link
161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link
162. the gravest sign
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link
163. Rumpofsteelskin
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link
165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link
uhh 164
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link
16,500. bonkers multiples
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (four years ago) link
267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (four years ago) link
164. short term memory loss
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (four years ago) link
i’d forgotten about that one
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (four years ago) link
168. ability to feel woollens compromised
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link
169. Shameless Pillow Promotion
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link
171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
172. Goblin problems
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link
173. Radical ambivalence
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link
174. yougraine
― nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
misanthropy
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
176: spelt flower
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link
177. battered christ
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link
179. illegible tattoos180. woke cat181. the power of Greyskull
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (two years ago) link
182. Urine > 99°C
― pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (two years ago) link
183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (two years ago) link