in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative)

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25. Teething again

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link

26. imaginary bodyguard

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (four years ago) link

27. Believe I can swordfight

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link

28. medium intestine

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link

29. Slippery elbows

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link

30. loss of bay leaf
31. slow blink
32. backwards knee

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link

30. gain of coordination

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link

Whoops

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link

34. farmer tan

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link

35. early onset butt droop

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

36. burst into primordial soup
37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

38. tacos for breakfast

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (four years ago) link

39. glossy brain

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link

40. bioluminescence

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link

41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link

42. orthonormal legs

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link

43. failing diagonally

Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (four years ago) link

44. sweaty teeth

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link

45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link

46. falling up the stairs

consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (four years ago) link

47. Bats in the belfry

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (four years ago) link

48 windows are jammed

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link

49. ectoplasmic colon

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (four years ago) link

lads we're fucked and no two ways

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (four years ago) link

50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.

26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (four years ago) link

51. would suffer fools very gladly

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (four years ago) link

52. uneven beard

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (four years ago) link

53. perforated fringe

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (four years ago) link

54. Persistant dry opinions

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (four years ago) link

55. perineal fog

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (four years ago) link

56. idiopathic foreskin

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:53 (four years ago) link

57. I'm alive

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link

58. hot heart and moist brain

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link

59. clothes ripped like the incredible hulk

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link

60. enlarged navel fluff

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:06 (four years ago) link

61. cuticle arrhythmia

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:12 (four years ago) link

62. Increased spousal sensitivity to unvarnished patio furniture

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:14 (four years ago) link

63. shortness of sockets

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link

64. incorrect use of semicolons

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:46 (four years ago) link

fuck i need tested; asap

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link

65. urethral logorrhea

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link

66. mixcloud play queue now 3,000 NTS shows long

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:03 (four years ago) link

67. Matt Bianco earworm

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link

69. trouble with adhering to sequenced lists

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:13 (four years ago) link

68. Can’t suffer a gap

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link

70. Soccer tongue*

* (imago has this symptom)

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link

71. recurring fits of 'agronomist's complaint'

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link

72. trap in

consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:23 (four years ago) link

73. soldiers' pay
74. mosquitoes
75. sartoris
76. the sound
77. the fury

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link

78. feverish hot takes

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link

154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

> N

155. You are eaten by a grue.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

156. constantly missing the floor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link

157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link

158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link

159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link

160. ta ta ta taaaaa

coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

162. the gravest sign

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link

163. Rumpofsteelskin

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link

165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link

uhh 164

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link

16,500. bonkers multiples

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (four years ago) link

267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (four years ago) link

164. short term memory loss

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (four years ago) link

i’d forgotten about that one

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (four years ago) link

168. ability to feel woollens compromised

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link

169. Shameless Pillow Promotion

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link

170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link

171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

172. Goblin problems

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

173. Radical ambivalence

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

174. yougraine

nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

misanthropy

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

176: spelt flower

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

177. battered christ

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link

179. illegible tattoos
180. woke cat
181. the power of Greyskull

epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

182. Urine > 99°C

pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (two years ago) link

183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.

two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (two years ago) link


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