30. loss of bay leaf31. slow blink32. backwards knee
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
30. gain of coordination
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
Whoops
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link
34. farmer tan
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
35. early onset butt droop
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
36. burst into primordial soup37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
38. tacos for breakfast
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (four years ago) link
39. glossy brain
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link
40. bioluminescence
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link
42. orthonormal legs
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link
43. failing diagonally
― Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (four years ago) link
44. sweaty teeth
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link
45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link
46. falling up the stairs
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (four years ago) link
47. Bats in the belfry
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (four years ago) link
48 windows are jammed
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link
49. ectoplasmic colon
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (four years ago) link
lads we're fucked and no two ways
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (four years ago) link
50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
― 26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (four years ago) link
51. would suffer fools very gladly
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (four years ago) link
52. uneven beard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (four years ago) link
53. perforated fringe
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (four years ago) link
54. Persistant dry opinions
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (four years ago) link
55. perineal fog
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (four years ago) link
56. idiopathic foreskin
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:53 (four years ago) link
57. I'm alive
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link
58. hot heart and moist brain
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link
59. clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link
60. enlarged navel fluff
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:06 (four years ago) link
61. cuticle arrhythmia
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:12 (four years ago) link
62. Increased spousal sensitivity to unvarnished patio furniture
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:14 (four years ago) link
63. shortness of sockets
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link
64. incorrect use of semicolons
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:46 (four years ago) link
fuck i need tested; asap
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link
65. urethral logorrhea
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link
66. mixcloud play queue now 3,000 NTS shows long
― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:03 (four years ago) link
67. Matt Bianco earworm
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link
69. trouble with adhering to sequenced lists
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:13 (four years ago) link
68. Can’t suffer a gap
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
70. Soccer tongue*
* (imago has this symptom)
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link
71. recurring fits of 'agronomist's complaint'
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link
72. trap in
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:23 (four years ago) link
73. soldiers' pay74. mosquitoes75. sartoris76. the sound77. the fury
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link
78. feverish hot takes
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link
79. switching to instant coffee, but not for reasons of budgeting or supply
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link
80. my eyes switched places
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:33 (four years ago) link
81. feet are exactly one foot long
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:36 (four years ago) link
82. uncaring hair
83. undiagnosed ability to juggle
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:38 (four years ago) link
159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link
160. ta ta ta taaaaa
― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link
161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link
162. the gravest sign
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link
163. Rumpofsteelskin
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link
165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link
uhh 164
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link
16,500. bonkers multiples
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (four years ago) link
267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (four years ago) link
164. short term memory loss
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (four years ago) link
i’d forgotten about that one
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (four years ago) link
168. ability to feel woollens compromised
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link
169. Shameless Pillow Promotion
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link
171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
172. Goblin problems
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link
173. Radical ambivalence
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link
174. yougraine
― nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
misanthropy
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
176: spelt flower
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link
177. battered christ
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link
179. illegible tattoos180. woke cat181. the power of Greyskull
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (two years ago) link
182. Urine > 99°C
― pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (two years ago) link
183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (two years ago) link