in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative)

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115. perpetual obliqueness

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

116. smiling next to others in silent lucidity

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

117. Delayed choogling

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

118. Sad hands

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

119. bunch of sarcastic raccoons playing ping-pong in the ol’ mailbox, if you know what I mean

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

120. I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-ah

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

121. old hockey books

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link

121. jerkier, even less confident stabs at hanky panky

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

*122 ffs

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

123. Pre-mullet.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

124. Post-hawk

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

125. Rough smoothies

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

126. Can smell passing clouds

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

127. FONMO, Fear of Not Missing Out

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

128. unable to face down large centipedes

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

Guess I've had cv19 all my life.

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

129. yo-yo won't come back to me

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

(granted, I threw it in the trash, but still)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

130. tragic noggin

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

131. violent craving for consensus

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link

132. morning necrophilia

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link

133. travels solely by leapfrog, much to the chagrin of everyone en route

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link

134. all sandwiches taste like pastrami on rye

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

135. import error
136. file name extension retention
137. Trudeau cravings

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link

138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

140. weak reflection

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

wait

i need that one clarified

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link

141. murky posts

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link

142. most perky

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

143. uncharacteristic assassination

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link

in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answers
Mark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers

nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link

145: marker mode

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

146. Toast craving

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link

(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link

oh wows toats awks

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link

148. Zoom Lag

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link

149. garden-variety garden

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (four years ago) link

150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.

they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (four years ago) link

153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (four years ago) link

154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

> N

155. You are eaten by a grue.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

156. constantly missing the floor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link

157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link

158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link

159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link


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