I would’nt have if you asked Mordy!
― silby, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link
silb on the money, i got ill for Nick Land
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/31/virologists-to-turn-germany-worst-hit-district-into-coronavirus-laboratory
This is interesting and very relevant to the last hour's worth of conversation.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
Cuddly social democratic Scandinavia latest https://t.co/2ehkOO5SFi— Mr Demos of Pnyx (@gem_ste) March 31, 2020
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:30 (four years ago) link
I volunteered at the hospital again today and had to yell at the clinical staff for standing too close together in line. They pretty much laughed when I said that they needed to practice social distancing and not a single one was wearing any kind of face covering. One of them said to me, “Do you have any idea how closely we work together on the wards?”.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
well.. not as bad as medical staff still calling it a hoax last month. sigh.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
new study, even if you think it improves your (or others') defenses .001% wear a homemade mask ffs
the gas cloud and its payload of pathogen-bearing droplets of all sizes can travel 23 to 27 feet
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2763852?resultClick=1
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
Christian hospitals still bad not good
Wow. Healthcare workers trying to volunteer their services to the Central Park tent hospital (which has dozens of beds as well as ventilators) have to sign on to this anti-gay no-sex-outside marraige pledge.https://t.co/PchFiPgdL9 pic.twitter.com/9Ea9MFHzDc— Naomi Clark [暗悪直美] (@metasynthie) March 31, 2020
― silby, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link
fucking hell.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link
remember "faith-based initiatives" from like 2003 or whatever
― silby, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
so i guess no one is getting an abortion in central park. bucket list!
― Yerac, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link
imagine there's no babby
― I met a strange baby, she made me nervous (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link
it's eZ if you try.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link
Gah with NYC. The numbers.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link
this is like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer where he makes that big production out of picking up something off the floor.
looooooooool :D
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link
i am going to limit myself to one post on this right now. keep in mind i just finished day 3 of an epic fight with my mom, who literally think this is a one world government conspiracy, that mark levin was sent special government ID cards and travel documents because they're going to establish concentration camps and different regions and they're trying to separate the "good" republicans from the rest of the country, and also says she doesn't trust "anyone" now, so she and my dad are "listen to our guts" from now on, and also the bible, of course, because this was all foretold and they're going to use coronavirus as a way to remake society in preparation for armageddon. so keep in mind i'm cranky and a little sick of people getting all confused about basic things and consistently pushing the limits of the most inadvisable, indefensible behavior because they just "don't know who to trust"
JUST STAY THE FUCK INSIDE YOUR HOME
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
i meant one post, after that post. here's my one:
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
PS:
FUCK MARK LEVINFUCK RUSH LIMBAUGHFUCK ALEX JONESFUCK JAMES O'KEEFEFUCK SEAN HANNITYFUCK JERRY FALWELLFUCK JERRY FALWELL JRFUCK TURNING POINTS USAFUCK FOCUS ON THE FAMILYFUCK ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT ANYONE ON THE LIST ABOVE WAS TRUSTWORTHY, YOU CATASTROPHICALLY DUMB FUCKS
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
^^ currently listening to techno/ebm and I imagined hearing that post in a distorted robot voice over the music
― mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link
♪ ♫ gonna dance the night away-ee-aaay♬♩FUCK MARK LEVIN♫♪ ♫ gotta dance the night away-ee-aaay♬♩FUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH♫
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
tent hospital is a Franklin Graham operation, yes?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
have fashioned a two-layer "mask" out of an old punk shirt for making deliveries. #aesthetic #chic #goals
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/4rvnc1d.png
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
wheeeeeeee
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
Terrifying and heartbreaking
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-boy-death-hospital-london-youngest-uk-ismail-abdulwahab-a9439526.html
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
Right-wing evangelist Jonathan Shuttlesworth, a close friend of Rodney Howard-Browne, says he intends to hold a large Woodstock-like Christian gathering in defiance of stay-at-home orders. pic.twitter.com/sn5Pvt1NA5— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 31, 2020
What is so broken in the minds of these evangelicals? Yes this individual asshat is likely attention/donation seeking, but I seriously don't understand this mass denial. Is this the hope of bringing on the second coming? This shit is baffling.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
It is to pwn the libs.
Are you feeling pwn'd yet?
― I met a strange baby, she made me nervous (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
got a sore throat if that helps
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
That poor 13-year-old and familyThis is just awful and everything I read like this makes me more scared.
― kinder, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
If we could ensure they gather and can't leave again, I'd say let stupid follow stupid. But in addition to carrying it all over the fucking country they'll take beds and ventilators from people who caught it actually working on the front lines and doing essential tasks. The massive death cult that powers 40% of this country continues to terrify me.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
coronavirus is their worst nightmare: it involves science and expertise, it involves global cooperation. seriously, for people like this it's just so closely associated with things they DO NOT WANT that their minds can't process it.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link
As silver linings go, that's not too shabby.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link
seriously, for people like this it's just so closely associated with things they DO NOT WANT that their minds can't process it.
I don't know, pestilence, plague, end of the world, the apocalypse ... this seems like something they *would* want.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
but the temple hasn't been rebuilt in Jerusalem yet, the time hasn't come
― lukas, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link
If that was the case, they're not eager to stop it from happening. When everything is God's will, you're absolved from having to even try just the tiniest bit
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
xp well Trump moved the embassy there, what more do you want?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
Jesus has already come back like, five times, cops just murdered him during welfare checks all five
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link
So Sweden has not implemented any restrictions? Despite a curve in line with everyone else's (in proportion)?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link
they decided everybody deserves COVID and are implementing a national spread program
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link
A long but layman-geared (i.e., to me) piece on trying to make sense of all the data and graphs.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/covid-19-pandemic-data-primer-stats-charts-1.5513222
― clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link
sweden is imposing a nationwide re-enactment of the cliff scene in midsommar
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:10 (four years ago) link
omg
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link
i know, spoilers, right
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:39 (four years ago) link
Yesterday I got a tip that Hobby Lobby was secretly reopening stores and violating state-mandated closures. So I called all 39 stores in Wisconsin and Ohio and found that 36 of them reopened Monday. https://t.co/2ozUVpTcpk— Bethany Biron (@bethanybiron) March 31, 2020
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 02:22 (four years ago) link
Hey, scrapbooking is in our nation's lifeblood. Not to mention macrame and decoupage. Do you just expect people to stop crocheting? What kind of monster are you?
― no one ever is to blave (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 02:31 (four years ago) link
I'm hearing that JoAnn Fabrics, Michael's, and Guitar Center (!?!) Have all remained open, citing various dubious excuses for why they are all essential.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 02:32 (four years ago) link
i want all of the execs of Hobby Lobby dead
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link
or at the very least, locked inside their own store, then boarded in
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
be compassionate. at least allow them one cask of amontillado to ease their transition to heaven.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 03:19 (four years ago) link
where else will you buy that c-fold paper towel holder
― crüt, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 03:21 (four years ago) link