outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

fucking hell.

remember "faith-based initiatives" from like 2003 or whatever

so i guess no one is getting an abortion in central park. bucket list!

imagine there's no babby

it's eZ if you try.

Gah with NYC. The numbers.

this is like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer where he makes that big production out of picking up something off the floor.

looooooooool :D

i am going to limit myself to one post on this right now. keep in mind i just finished day 3 of an epic fight with my mom, who literally think this is a one world government conspiracy, that mark levin was sent special government ID cards and travel documents because they're going to establish concentration camps and different regions and they're trying to separate the "good" republicans from the rest of the country, and also says she doesn't trust "anyone" now, so she and my dad are "listen to our guts" from now on, and also the bible, of course, because this was all foretold and they're going to use coronavirus as a way to remake society in preparation for armageddon. so keep in mind i'm cranky and a little sick of people getting all confused about basic things and consistently pushing the limits of the most inadvisable, indefensible behavior because they just "don't know who to trust"

JUST STAY THE FUCK INSIDE YOUR HOME

i meant one post, after that post. here's my one:

JUST STAY THE FUCK INSIDE YOUR HOME

PS:

FUCK MARK LEVIN
FUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH
FUCK ALEX JONES
FUCK JAMES O'KEEFE
FUCK SEAN HANNITY
FUCK JERRY FALWELL
FUCK JERRY FALWELL JR
FUCK TURNING POINTS USA
FUCK FOCUS ON THE FAMILY
FUCK ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT ANYONE ON THE LIST ABOVE WAS TRUSTWORTHY, YOU CATASTROPHICALLY DUMB FUCKS

^^ currently listening to techno/ebm and I imagined hearing that post in a distorted robot voice over the music

♪ ♫ gonna dance the night away-ee-aaay♬
♩FUCK MARK LEVIN♫
♪ ♫ gotta dance the night away-ee-aaay♬
♩FUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH♫

tent hospital is a Franklin Graham operation, yes?

have fashioned a two-layer "mask" out of an old punk shirt for making deliveries. #aesthetic #chic #goals

https://i.imgur.com/4rvnc1d.png

wheeeeeeee

Terrifying and heartbreaking

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-boy-death-hospital-london-youngest-uk-ismail-abdulwahab-a9439526.html

Right-wing evangelist Jonathan Shuttlesworth, a close friend of Rodney Howard-Browne, says he intends to hold a large Woodstock-like Christian gathering in defiance of stay-at-home orders. pic.twitter.com/sn5Pvt1NA5

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 31, 2020

What is so broken in the minds of these evangelicals? Yes this individual asshat is likely attention/donation seeking, but I seriously don't understand this mass denial. Is this the hope of bringing on the second coming? This shit is baffling.

It is to pwn the libs.

Are you feeling pwn'd yet?

got a sore throat if that helps

That poor 13-year-old and family
This is just awful and everything I read like this makes me more scared.

If we could ensure they gather and can't leave again, I'd say let stupid follow stupid. But in addition to carrying it all over the fucking country they'll take beds and ventilators from people who caught it actually working on the front lines and doing essential tasks. The massive death cult that powers 40% of this country continues to terrify me.

What is so broken in the minds of these evangelicals? Yes this individual asshat is likely attention/donation seeking, but I seriously don't understand this mass denial. Is this the hope of bringing on the second coming? This shit is baffling.

coronavirus is their worst nightmare: it involves science and expertise, it involves global cooperation. seriously, for people like this it's just so closely associated with things they DO NOT WANT that their minds can't process it.

As silver linings go, that's not too shabby.

seriously, for people like this it's just so closely associated with things they DO NOT WANT that their minds can't process it.

I don't know, pestilence, plague, end of the world, the apocalypse ... this seems like something they *would* want.

but the temple hasn't been rebuilt in Jerusalem yet, the time hasn't come

If that was the case, they're not eager to stop it from happening. When everything is God's will, you're absolved from having to even try just the tiniest bit

xp well Trump moved the embassy there, what more do you want?

Jesus has already come back like, five times, cops just murdered him during welfare checks all five

So Sweden has not implemented any restrictions? Despite a curve in line with everyone else's (in proportion)?

they decided everybody deserves COVID and are implementing a national spread program

A long but layman-geared (i.e., to me) piece on trying to make sense of all the data and graphs.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/covid-19-pandemic-data-primer-stats-charts-1.5513222

sweden is imposing a nationwide re-enactment of the cliff scene in midsommar

omg

i know, spoilers, right

Yesterday I got a tip that Hobby Lobby was secretly reopening stores and violating state-mandated closures. So I called all 39 stores in Wisconsin and Ohio and found that 36 of them reopened Monday. https://t.co/2ozUVpTcpk

— Bethany Biron (@bethanybiron) March 31, 2020

Hey, scrapbooking is in our nation's lifeblood. Not to mention macrame and decoupage. Do you just expect people to stop crocheting? What kind of monster are you?

I'm hearing that JoAnn Fabrics, Michael's, and Guitar Center (!?!) Have all remained open, citing various dubious excuses for why they are all essential.

i want all of the execs of Hobby Lobby dead

or at the very least, locked inside their own store, then boarded in

be compassionate. at least allow them one cask of amontillado to ease their transition to heaven.

where else will you buy that c-fold paper towel holder

So the FFCRA being effective April 1 really fucks a lot of employees. That means companies aren't required to offer the paid sick leave require to 4/1. Anybody who was out on leave ptior is shit out of luck. So my friend whose quarantine ended today will not get it, and unemployment is only paying her $89 a week for the two weeks she was out because of how little she earned in the previous quarters.

Also learned today states can refuse the federal unemployment enhancement. Being that the DOL is funding it, I don't think most will, but i can see some "personal responsibility" red state doing it

See Roy Andersson's 2000 film Songs from the Second Floor to get a taste of where the Swedish plan is going to lead.

I'm so worried about my family and friends in Sweden. This might get catastrophically bad.

this piece on how the lockdown is being implemented across the globe is grim as hell:

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2020/apr/01/extreme-coronavirus-lockdown-controls-raise-fears-for-worlds-poorest

And in Italy:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/01/singing-stops-italy-fear-social-unrest-mount-coronavirus-lockdown

any excuse for a bit of state violence :(

I'm so worried about my family and friends in Sweden. This might get catastrophically bad.

I hear you, Fred. I'm wondering if the Swedish woman I work with, who was trying to get flights back to Sweden for her and her children just before our work got shut down, made it back to Sweden - and if she's regretting it now.

One of the things I'm deeply worried about is the impact that the collapse in tourism is going to have on countries or regions that rely on it but experienced serious political instability within recent memory, particularly parts of South America, Asia etc.