most outrageously horrible human being featured in netflix's TIGER KING: MURDER, MADNESS, and MAYHEM

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voted for Doc Antle because I get serious R. Kelly sex cult vibes from him, plus the fact that he's working them 100+ hours per week for well less than minimum wage and forcing them to get boob jobs and all that. there's definitely a lot of secrets and skeletons in his closet and he seems clever & cunning enough to get away with it. plus he was pretty obnoxious and whiny almost every time he spoke.

Joe probably a 'worse' person in an objective sense (he did try to get someone killed, after all) but at least his life seemed to be shaped by legitimate trauma - parents disowning him, the suicide attempt, the Travis thing, etc.

who knows about Carole, I guess it hinges on whether or not she actually did kill her first husband. I will say the documentary definitely tried to make her look conniving and evil in a way that maybe wasn't warranted, especially b/c "she fed him to the tigers" feels like such a bullshit urban legend & Don Lewis absolutely seemed like the kind of guy with a dozen mistresses who would just fuck off forever and never be found

frogbs, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

I guess you could make a strong argument for most of these folks, outside of Joshua Dial, the one person (outside of the park employees) who I really did feel bad for, though I thought his presence was lowkey the funniest thing about this series, the way he unwittingly got sucked into this whole world and wound up having to witness some severely fucked up shit

frogbs, Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

I should’ve screencapped it but one of Joe’s (so Josh’s obv) campaign platforms was “anti-cyber bullying” which was just so fucking lol

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link

ok, finally finished this up and how the hell is Jeff Lowe not in jail right now

frogbs, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

xp lol, yeah no cyber-bullying unless you wanna shotgun a mannequin of your nemesis on your internet tv show every day for multiple years

fauci wally (voodoo chili), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

more I think about it they really never explain how Don Lewis made his money (just "everything he touched turned to gold") which may explain why he suddenly disappeared

frogbs, Monday, 6 April 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

echoes of drew thompson from season 4 of justified

fauci wally (voodoo chili), Monday, 6 April 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

xp lol, yeah no cyber-bullying unless you wanna shotgun a mannequin of your nemesis on your internet tv show every day for multiple years


It’s just so perfect on so many levels. like, what kind of “libertarian” is going to make “anti-cyber bullying” a campaign platform... except Joshua—who is the exact kind of guy who’s going to get the shit bullied out of him online.

And then yes, to top it all off, all in the service of an violent obsessive internet weirdo’s run for governor

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I went with 'Bagwan' Doc Antle in the end.

Some mitigating factors for some of the others are imo:

Joe had been disowned by parents for being gay and had half tried to save tigers but then bred them but if you were desperate for money and were big cat rich ... he's also half trying to save fucked up people by having them work on his park but then exploits them too

Carole had been raped as a child - really cannot blame her for seeing an opportunity in rich husband, can easily imagine him abusing her and can't blame her, he must have been some level of crooked, I dunno I'd still find her sympathetic given definite proof she killed him

Kirkham I liked immensely, same with Dial

Jeff Lowe was fucking horrible but wrt to swinging his wife seemed more like an equal partner and at least sex parties don't pretend to be anything else - wrt to stealing the park this is sort of mitigated because all these guys would do similar

The scarface guy was just a very standard scarface guy

I truly hated, hated, hated Antle above the others and I think it's the sex cult that settles the score for me, so very obviously a whiny weirdo that had brainwashed young girls; and that he had no horrible backstory I was aware of, no demon sitting on his back

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:08 (four years ago) link

Anyone seen the Joel McHale followup thingy yet? It felt a bit "jump on the bandwagon" cheap.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 30 April 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

oh yeah, remember Tiger King?

coptic feels (seandalai), Thursday, 30 April 2020 00:35 (three years ago) link

Gonna make sure likely murderer Allan glover gets a vote

sleight return (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

Haha imo Allen’s not even in the bottom half of this human trashpile.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 30 April 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link

Doc Antle is just so much worse than every other piece of shit in this show and I won’t be convinced otherwise. I was wishing death on him by episode three. I mean I’m not proud. But I mustered up some kernel of sympathy or pity or at least mirthful derision for everyone else. Antle’s new age pretensions are good for half a laugh, I guess, but he made my skin crawl from first sight.

thewufs, Thursday, 30 April 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 1 May 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

Congrats, Doc! Feel free to provide your own trophy.

DJI, Friday, 1 May 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

lol remember when this was a thing, back in the day

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link

I never watched this but those ridiculous character decriptions in the poll are making me think I missed out

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 07:18 (three years ago) link

oh my god pic.twitter.com/iiODBHgOlh

— Matt Blakemore (@MattBlakemore) July 14, 2020

オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 09:33 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

he's a horrible dude who deserves to be in jail but I do have a bit of sympathy for the fact that he finally achieved his lifelong dream of becoming famous while serving out the first year of a 22 year prison sentence

frogbs, Thursday, 21 January 2021 05:36 (three years ago) link

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that this show's 2020 season is nominated in the 2020 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2020 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends After January 29, 2021

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (3 minimum, 25 maximum, ranked by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 January 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

summary of Tiger King season 2: everyone has a massive ego and nothing happens.

adam t. (abanana), Friday, 19 November 2021 00:18 (two years ago) link


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