boom
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
That's worth a LOL tbh.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link
salute to Comrade COVID
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link
Goodbye England's rose ... y gammon ass.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
Is there a protocol for what to do with this thread if he does drop off the perch?
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
You dowse it with your favorite sparkling wine.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
COVIDEO Killed the Brexito Star (but not really unless it's a covincidence)
― dow, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
oops https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-52192604
― dow, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
just in time to be resurrected on Easter
― frogbs, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
Nooooooo, when shakes does these threads they don't come true ffs
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
they always come true, eventually
― Οὖτις, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
well, not the part where I wish them a peaceful rest, that's just a joke
― Οὖτις, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
It's very weird to wish ill health on someone, however, it's hard to think of him as an actual person and not a blight on society.
― Maresn3st, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
nothing weird about wishing bad on ppl at all imo
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
i'm always very impressed at how hard and uncompromising shakey is. he crosses lines others wouldn't dare to cross, so amazing.
― treeship., Monday, 6 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
vital content, truly
― treeship., Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
If the "worst" should come to pass maybe they'll keep him like this till the vaccine comes through
https://i0.wp.com/www.pinkink.media/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hitlers-brain-4.jpg
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
treesh
trís a mhic
not only is this a beloved shakey thing
but this is boris johnson
this is not the hill
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
Where's that Keegan jpeg?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
I think we're reaching peak corona threads now this one's edged into the mix
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
#pray4boris
https://youtu.be/z0jw5qBgUuo
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
Albini otm
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOti1xX8fdI
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3oFRcTNHo
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Like every other person in the world who gets infected, whether BoJo lives or dies will depend entirely on his own body's ability to overcome the virus, since the only thing the ICU can do for him is force oxygen into his lungs via a ventilator. The rest is up to his immune system and major organs.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
of state
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link
Hoping his major organs make the right choice
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:26 (four years ago) link
Did they toss someone else out of bed to replace them with him y/n
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
thats the question
was this ward at capacity
is he of a similar profile of illness to take up a scarce bed as anyone else
etc
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
St Thomas & Guy’s has a private ward.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link
private ward, major organs
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
general hilarity
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
I feel very conflicted on this. I had money on Bolsonaro to be the first to go.
― Frederik B, Monday, 6 April 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
I think Bolsonaro is in considerably better physical shape than Boris... at the best of times.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
+1 for herd immunity
― crüt, Monday, 6 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
Awesome:
well im going to keep this brief. i overexerted myself while responding to emails and got put up in the hospital. i basically need lungs now— wint (@dril) September 9, 2013
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link
this is not a dril?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link
the biggest tragedy here is the death parties will need to be held remotely or postponed
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link
for obvious reasons, if the unthinkable happens, I have dibs on "BoJohnsonDeadverdrive"
― no feeble christ (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:00 (four years ago) link
this is a horrible thread
― Dan S, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:09 (four years ago) link
I agree, we need more optimism.
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:28 (four years ago) link
xpost good to have you cocking it up
― no feeble christ (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:37 (four years ago) link
the man is a racist, misogynistic, homophobic bigot. The party he leads has continually made decisions designed to make people like me suffer. His denial of the severity of the current pandemic situation has sent a message that this isnt serious and his shamelessness around shaking hands and seeing his family on Mothers Day is a key reason why people arent social distancing - that is going to lead to people making bad decisions and it's only a matter of time before someone I love contracts it and suffers badly or worse. He signed off on a plan that amounted to the Harold Shipman "they were going to die anyway" approach to pensioners and didnt care that these will be people's loved ones because they're not useful to the economy.
The world will not be a worse place with one less hateful, ignorant monster in it.
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:32 (four years ago) link
if he does die it will be easy to show how it is a result of his own actions. It might scare some folk into taking stronger precautions and help protect vulnerable people that I actually care about whose lives are endangered by the recklessness of other people.
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:42 (four years ago) link
if you think about it, dying of coronavirus is really the most selfless act of public service he could perform
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:46 (four years ago) link
So of course he will fuck that up too no doubt
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:51 (four years ago) link
if i understand it correctly, if he dies coronavirus gets to be PM?
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:53 (four years ago) link
It would be terribly sad if our tory cunt of a prime minister who pushed the idea that we should just all go out and get covid so as not to disrupt the economy too much via enacting social distancing measures dies from same.
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:55 (four years ago) link
Pfft at these naysayers - the very best doctors are on the case. Trump opened his press briefing today by announcing he'd dispatched 'two of the leading companies, these are brilliant companies' to go to the UK and help treat Boris Johnson (without naming the companies), and reassured the press that he’s offered a 'complex set of treatments' to Boris Johnson, and that 3 people from drug companies are at his London hospital with 'everything with them should it be needed.'
― donald failson (sic), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:55 (four years ago) link
Let's hope it's not til Friday as I can't afford a nice bottle of pét-nat til I get paid
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:56 (four years ago) link
You win some, you lose some.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
can’t believe they misspelled ‘morgue’ as ‘ward’ ffs
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
There's still tomorrow, you never know.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link
great revive
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
ffs
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
I suspect the enforced mourning will be prolonged indefinitely regardless
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
These threads never work I blame shakey
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
nothing good comes from putting the death cart before the horse. When will you ppl learn!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
shakey is a psy op
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
Was he actually ill or was it aristocratic japes and tomfoolery?
― anvil, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
i don’t believe shakey was ill, no
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
Ey I cannae believe that they put him in some brandy barrels. He must really be worse Dan I say . https://t.co/fOwMQOdVL2— RobertoPesto (@PestoRoberto) April 9, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
Johnson never had the ronamerely 5g morgellons
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
hoping for a reverse Jesus this weekend
― boxedjoy, Friday, 10 April 2020 06:09 (four years ago) link
I don't believe it's the case at all, but it would really be something if he ducked out of the spotlight for a week or so to avoid scrutiny, ended up being taken to hospital and having to play along, then had to spend several days surrounded by poor bastards dying on ventilators while inevitably picking up the virus for real himself.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
I mean he looked pretty fucking ill before they hauled him in, not that he doesn't usually mind. Still time for a relapse by the way folks #fatchance
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
‘It Was, For, Uh, Medical Reasons,’ Says Doctor To Boris Johnson, Explaining Why They Had To Give Him Haircut https://t.co/WzKHHwqENf pic.twitter.com/DIj9lAkN6q— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 9, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
The fat fuck is not only not dead he is out and posting video messages.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
At least his forthcoming child will get to know his father, unusually
― quartet for the endocrine (Matt #2), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
I've got to say for a guy who was supposedly at death's door a few days ago he's bearing up well.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
who thinks he wasn't ill enough to be hospitalized and this was some sort of scheme from cummings?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
i really wanna think that but shurely there's no way?
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
I absolutely subscribe to that theory. I mean it isn't exactly Icke territory, he's a born liar and has a history of hiding when the going gets tough.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link
doesn't take a lot of subterfuge, just need him to say he's feeling worse, the hospital isn't going to refuse to admit the prime minister.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
i think they could tell if he was breathing properly or not
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
I could imagine him bullshitting that it would be good theatre to show the seriousness of the situation blah blah and give him the opp to evade scrutiny.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
Death would've been the ultimate evasion of scrutiny.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
I think there are plenty of people who have some minor breathing difficulties and aren't admitted to hospital right now. the grim tone of the way they announced it was the main sleight of hand here.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link
Surely there's a lower bar for hospitalization when it's the PM, deserved or not.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link
this is all shakey’s fault
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
otm, turns out all he needed was to rest peacefully for a stretch
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link
he's probably dead, video was recorded years ago along with thousands of others in the event that he somehow became PM and came down with something called covid-19
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
there's other videos where he survives being murdered by the ghost of blackbeard, falling into a pit of spikes and losing all his coins, etc
he's actually been replaced by Paul McCartney in a mask
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
I blame myself for not pushing him into traffic when he cycled past me c.2009
― reality disliker (Left), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
I am a Boris truther AMA
― anvil, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
He was nearly admitted several times before he was actually admitted, but the ICU admittance was down to extra caution because of his position. I know this for absolute fact, but can’t say how.
― mike t-diva, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
RIP Boris Johnson
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link
mike t-gove morelike xp
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
i knew it!
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link