RIP Boris Johnson

If he were to pass away from this that is definitely something that would jolt a lot more people into taking Covid more seriously.

On the flip side, there is a very real risk that should this happen he will be replaced with another Conservative, who may also be unsuited to the role and possibly worse

Hell yeah, gonna kill Boris by shooting him up with some mercury leftover from a 19th century syphilis treatment

Heartbreakingly I think he's gonna pull through

if he did die his death certificate should ascribe it to hubris

A funeral service probably the only way to learn how much offspring he has. At least give your kids that ffs.

Heartbreakingly I think he's gonna pull through

A funeral service probably the only way to learn how much offspring he has. At least give your kids that ffs.

― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 7, 2020 5:41 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m sure the limit on funeral attendees will thwart any attempt to count children.

I’ve heard 12 including the current oven bun.

say what you like about the man but you can't doubt his commitment to avoiding sensible prophylaxis in all parts of his life

Just living his life.

I’ve heard 12 including the current oven bun.

Now that's more than I would have thought.

I don't especially want to experience what will happen to this country if he dies. Britain does orgies of performative public grief, outrage and stupidity like no other country.

Obviously every human life etc etc and this is a horrifying thing for anyone to have to go through but thousands of people are dying right now as a consequence of stupid complacent decisions made by him and his advisers. And nearly all of those didn't make a public point of going round a coronavirus hospital and shaking hands with all the patients to win an argument.

I would be very interested in who made the decision for him to that.

I don't especially want to experience what will happen to this country if he dies. 

I would be very interested in who made the decision for him to that.

domcum has been an agent of the kremlin the whole time and saw his chance to snuff out bojo using the 'rona

fair play to the lad tbh

I got a letter from the government dead boris
The other daythis morning
I opened and read itI wanged it straight into the bin

the cumming is culling

Yeah I said this elsewhere but the prime minister sonning himself over a herd immunity beef is just an OD of Events and the national mood is psychotic enough as is

This morning at virtual smoko our CEO asked me and the other Brit on the team if we thought Boris being in hospital would ‘bring the UK together’. Oh how we laughed.

irl lol @ cazino

"I don't especially want to experience what will happen to this country if he dies. Britain does orgies of performative public grief, outrage and stupidity like no other country."

I don't care either way but I'm not seeing performative grief or celebration. People are stuck inside, the funeral will have to be a quiet affair.

Gofundme for emergency flight for the lads in Accra?

https://imagez.tmz.com/image/bb/o/2018/03/03/bba02ef835095b4191c4ec711b58b80c_md.jpg

lol

bump

Did he die?

yes

maybe, someday

rip

he's still resting fitfully.

this thread will see a great revive
when boris johnson is not alive

To be clear, I don't really want him or Trump or any of their pals to die from COVID-19.

Guillotine in the public square would be much better.

I was looking at some fairly accurate hospital data earlier today and his demographics give Boris right about a 50-50 chance. So there is plenty of room for hope for everyone in UK.

i can't figure out how to make my joke about a 4% swing in the most accurate predictions

Aimless if that’s the data based on COVID-19 vs viral pneumonia in the ICU, 2/3 of the COVID patients in the data are still in ICU. So yes there is a 50-50 split on the remaining third, but the deaths are only 15% of the total number admitted.

iirc odds get significantly worse once you are actually put on a ventilator. No illness>no symptoms>mild symptoms>worse symptoms>hospital>ICU>ventilator. With age, gender, general health and so on somewhere in the mix.

disgusting vile behaviour from these people pic.twitter.com/N0GLxAyE4N

— lewis (@lewisxzxz) April 7, 2020

omg absolute genius

iirc odds get significantly worse once you are actually put on a ventilator.

why do they keep doing it so

he dead yet

how bout now?

update?

Schroedinger's Pillock

https://i.redd.it/cy9gnkntkhr41.jpg

Ash...no

"He’s a son, a father, he’s a human being. Politics is immaterial at this point.”

Ash Sarkar and Martin Daubney put their differences aside as they discuss the Prime Minister's illness.@AyoCaesar | @MartinDaubney | @TheJeremyVine | #JeremyVine pic.twitter.com/OuwW29NZYD

— Jeremy Vine On 5 (@JeremyVineOn5) April 7, 2020

you know who else was a son, a father and a human being?

This is the correct take:

why the fuck should that dissembling racist prick - the embodiment of posh English arrogance - use one of the ventilators or ICU beds that he's taken away from so many others? Stop with the sympathy, let the bastard splutter.

— michael (@Sisyphusa) April 6, 2020

the old Trotsky quote about "papist Quaker babble" applies here I think!

this one goes out to my boy boris, get well soon king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

That’s Daubeney’s quote. Ash stuck to empathising with Carrie Symonds.