I’ve heard 12 including the current oven bun.
― santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:09 (four years ago) link
say what you like about the man but you can't doubt his commitment to avoiding sensible prophylaxis in all parts of his life
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:16 (four years ago) link
Just living his life.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:30 (four years ago) link
Now that's more than I would have thought.
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:00 (four years ago) link
I don't especially want to experience what will happen to this country if he dies. Britain does orgies of performative public grief, outrage and stupidity like no other country.
Obviously every human life etc etc and this is a horrifying thing for anyone to have to go through but thousands of people are dying right now as a consequence of stupid complacent decisions made by him and his advisers. And nearly all of those didn't make a public point of going round a coronavirus hospital and shaking hands with all the patients to win an argument.
I would be very interested in who made the decision for him to that.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:08 (four years ago) link
I don't especially want to experience what will happen to this country if he dies.
― kinder, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:16 (four years ago) link
domcum has been an agent of the kremlin the whole time and saw his chance to snuff out bojo using the 'rona
fair play to the lad tbh
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:18 (four years ago) link
I got a letter from the government dead borisThe other daythis morningI opened and read itI wanged it straight into the bin
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:26 (four years ago) link
the cumming is culling
― ymo sumac (NickB), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:28 (four years ago) link
Yeah I said this elsewhere but the prime minister sonning himself over a herd immunity beef is just an OD of Events and the national mood is psychotic enough as is
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:32 (four years ago) link
This morning at virtual smoko our CEO asked me and the other Brit on the team if we thought Boris being in hospital would ‘bring the UK together’. Oh how we laughed.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:34 (four years ago) link
irl lol @ cazino
― help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:48 (four years ago) link
"I don't especially want to experience what will happen to this country if he dies. Britain does orgies of performative public grief, outrage and stupidity like no other country."
I don't care either way but I'm not seeing performative grief or celebration. People are stuck inside, the funeral will have to be a quiet affair.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:52 (four years ago) link
Gofundme for emergency flight for the lads in Accra?
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:54 (four years ago) link
https://imagez.tmz.com/image/bb/o/2018/03/03/bba02ef835095b4191c4ec711b58b80c_md.jpg
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link
lol
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link
bump
― i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
Did he die?
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
yes
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
maybe, someday
― i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
rip
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:08 (four years ago) link
he's still resting fitfully.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
this thread will see a great revivewhen boris johnson is not alive
― i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
To be clear, I don't really want him or Trump or any of their pals to die from COVID-19.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Guillotine in the public square would be much better.
I was looking at some fairly accurate hospital data earlier today and his demographics give Boris right about a 50-50 chance. So there is plenty of room for hope for everyone in UK.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
i can't figure out how to make my joke about a 4% swing in the most accurate predictions
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
Aimless if that’s the data based on COVID-19 vs viral pneumonia in the ICU, 2/3 of the COVID patients in the data are still in ICU. So yes there is a 50-50 split on the remaining third, but the deaths are only 15% of the total number admitted.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link
iirc odds get significantly worse once you are actually put on a ventilator. No illness>no symptoms>mild symptoms>worse symptoms>hospital>ICU>ventilator. With age, gender, general health and so on somewhere in the mix.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
disgusting vile behaviour from these people pic.twitter.com/N0GLxAyE4N— lewis (@lewisxzxz) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link
omg absolute genius
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
iirc odds get significantly worse once you are actually put on a ventilator.
why do they keep doing it so
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link
he dead yet
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link
how bout now?
update?
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link
Schroedinger's Pillock
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/cy9gnkntkhr41.jpg
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 08:14 (four years ago) link
Ash...no
"He’s a son, a father, he’s a human being. Politics is immaterial at this point.”Ash Sarkar and Martin Daubney put their differences aside as they discuss the Prime Minister's illness.@AyoCaesar | @MartinDaubney | @TheJeremyVine | #JeremyVine pic.twitter.com/OuwW29NZYD— Jeremy Vine On 5 (@JeremyVineOn5) April 7, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:15 (four years ago) link
you know who else was a son, a father and a human being?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:17 (four years ago) link
This is the correct take:
why the fuck should that dissembling racist prick - the embodiment of posh English arrogance - use one of the ventilators or ICU beds that he's taken away from so many others? Stop with the sympathy, let the bastard splutter.— michael (@Sisyphusa) April 6, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:19 (four years ago) link
the old Trotsky quote about "papist Quaker babble" applies here I think!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:19 (four years ago) link
this one goes out to my boy boris, get well soon kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:27 (four years ago) link
That’s Daubeney’s quote. Ash stuck to empathising with Carrie Symonds.
― santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
Daubney does care more about men than women - boys especially tbf.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link
Vardymir Putin?
― anvil, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:45 (four years ago) link
Tbh I have sympathy with Ash Sarkar considering the volumes of racist abuse and death threats she gets for saying anything critical. Not her hill to die on.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:47 (four years ago) link
All Lives Matter
― anvil, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
brb love bombing a racist
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link
mods can we pls have an i love bombing a racist board
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:06 (four years ago) link
No 10 has provided an update on the prime minister’s condition, sent by St Thomas’ hospital. It said: “The PM remains clinically stable and is responding to treatment. He continues to be cared for in the intensive care unit of St Thomas’ hospital and is in good spirits.”
Day 2 of bozza hijacking an IC bed and care he doesn't need. Fuck that immensely fit fuck forever.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link