RIP Boris Johnson

this one goes out to my boy boris, get well soon king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

That’s Daubeney’s quote. Ash stuck to empathising with Carrie Symonds.

Daubney does care more about men than women - boys especially tbf.

you know who else was a son, a father and a human being?

Vardymir Putin?

Tbh I have sympathy with Ash Sarkar considering the volumes of racist abuse and death threats she gets for saying anything critical. Not her hill to die on.

All Lives Matter

brb love bombing a racist

mods can we pls have an i love bombing a racist board

No 10 has provided an update on the prime minister’s condition, sent by St Thomas’ hospital. It said: “The PM remains clinically stable and is responding to treatment. He continues to be cared for in the intensive care unit of St Thomas’ hospital and is in good spirits.”

Day 2 of bozza hijacking an IC bed and care he doesn't need. Fuck that immensely fit fuck forever.

He is going to be in that bed for weeks.

is anyone offering any odds on the outcome at the moment?

Basically when Paddy Power pays out on him having died you know he's going to pull through.

It's fifty-fifty, I guess

Assuming 100% he'll pull through, life just isn't this good.

The rona comes on in waves every few days, he will get the next one soon enough - then we will find out whether he's going to make it or not.

Your going home in an envolope!

if i were prime minister boris johnson infected with the novel virus covid-19 i would simply not get better

If there was a choice I'd take my chances with the fictional version of civid 19 as well.

Lol prefer civ xi actually!

ok so of all my pals across the UK internet listening gloomily for any borisclapping last night, only one reported hearing anything at all, a pal in nhs admin in south london. Her description reminded me of this:

this is a sick country pic.twitter.com/jX8YbP5obC

— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 8, 2020

When she saw it just now she said: "YES that's him! It's exactly what it sounded like."

Happy to report there was complete silence at 8 where I live, barring some karaoke action coming from a flat.

shirtless pan man boris fan still less deranged than this guy

Earlier this evening, I took part in the #ClapForBoris. I was joined up and down our United Kingdom by those who wanted to show their appreciation to our Prime Minister.

His response to the #COVID19 pandemic has been nothing short of heroic! pic.twitter.com/VCL0lY7uOt

— Jordan Jacobs (@jordanjacobs180) April 7, 2020

is his hair growing out of his brain

What brain?

Are they saying "boo" or "Boo-ris"?

Dressed like a cross between an amateur magician and a wine bar waiter who has had to provide his own tuxedo.

#clapforbots

This Govt is so inept it can’t even gaslight us without getting busted: pic.twitter.com/JuyUHKWEpU

— Winston Smith (@2019_winston) April 8, 2020

Sometimes I start to think that my perception is distorted by unexamined prejudice

harder than ever to penetrate the fog of garbage but if this is true (ffs don't bother with the thread, merrick is famously terrible):

The World at One have just played @BorisJohnson’s favourite song, Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles, “in the hope that it might reach him”. A simple yet very moving moment of radio. #wato

— Stop socialising = save lives (@janemerrick23) April 7, 2020

playing a favourite sonf is what you do with ppl in comas that you want to call away from The Light™ and back towards wakefulness.

plus "stable" and "comfortable" are also both perfectly compatible with coma, induced or otherwise. "in good spirits" less so if my mum's non-induced coma of 2004 is any guide -- lol i have never seen someone in such a snorting fighting temper while also unconscious, they never show THIS on the hospital soaps -- but it's not like they're all sat ministering at his side. a torrent of frightened jostling serpents tbrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_eIZ7tWhak

I don't care how unimpeachably-terrific he is, I'm not contracting the clap for any PM, sorry that's just how I feel

the tweets BG has put in other threads, i will never stop posting them here

why restrict yourself to just this thread

had to read 'stop socialism = save lives' a few times there

is he actually dying?

why what have you heard

https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-%C2%B7-3ef579.png

not as good at reading between the lines of news reports of some people here. would like some primo ilx analysis. xp

ilx exclusive: he’s been dead since november

force ghost bj

thanks 4 new screen-name

His essence was squirted out into his innumerable offspring years ago, the devil child currently being incubated by the fragrant Carrie is the Final Programme of a centuries-long war between competing gangs of angels.

We need to be more careful about electing disheveled caricatures as world leaders when they can be so successfully replaced with crude, life-sized puppets without anyone noticing.

what the hell is a blowgob

Life imitates Spitting Image.

xpost

or was it

it's sad. he is a scene from ghostbusters now.

he’s been slimer for a long time tbf

If the British Prime Minister dies of coronavirus, war with China is inevitable.

Let’s pray he recovers. https://t.co/RB8oBZo7hJ

— Zachary Miller (@_ZacharyMiller) April 6, 2020

whos this some maga