why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://i.ibb.co/hZMqDrM/screencapture-www-facebook-com-seaniclesofnarnia-posts-10157099017972036-1586703572280-1.png

ahh yes, those good, wholesome El Salvador gangs are doing their part, carrying baseball bats in the street, beating people who are outside, and sending videos of these beatings to civilians to warn them not to come outside.

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/93390674_10218949746046430_3679658671878438912_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=zVq3Jf7IiBwAX-ztu1R&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=cc08cacc67d91d3651716f86e346723e&oe=5EBC7642

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The Scottish are a proud folk, who are entirely unremarkable and indistinguishable from the rest of humanity, except they have spawned half a dozen words that are unpronounceable by anyone else. And of this they are very proud.

<3 th scots 4 that

Bobby G, is that you?

When I drive past the signpost for Ecclefechan on the M74 I always say Ecclefechan out loud several times. It's an odd and wonderful word even to this Scot.

Ironically (?) its name is likely Brittonic/Welsh in origin

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I will gouge out anybody's eyes for posting that shit

including u, sorry bg, plz mk appt to get new eyes

harsh but fair

wonder if this guy has any appointments

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bladerunner/images/3/31/Chew.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131113234913

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bladerunner/images/3/31/Chew.jpg

didn't see him the first time

Babu Frik?

The eye man from blade runner

Oh there are things I've seen with these eyes in the pandemic context that I could post here

i do eyes!

I wanna know more about this irn-bru stuff

Tastes like metal. Made of metal. Really nice actually

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Ah yes, famously nobody ever criticised the govt during ww2, that’s why chamberlain won his vote of confidence and remains pm to this day. Love history!

Yeah but think of all the vegans who... I’ve not seen cause a fuss. Fuckers wouldn’t have even survived ww2

someone big on twitter put this out last week, was widely mocked for it

male and female toilets

https://www.ft.com/content/14c86fe8-69d4-11ea-a6ac-9122541af204

I like to remind ww2 larpers that ppl were so furious with the establishment that they booed the fucking queen (and Churchill), also that it was the communist party who actually organised deep shelters when the government failed to provide them

I've seen a lot of things, but never four commas in a row or the word "haversack".

^^^ lost stanza of "Do Ya"

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‘bisexsual’

Does this go here?

There's this genre of gormless, unpoetic, basically meaningless statements that apparently don't even have the justification of being fucking adverts. Someone just paid to tell you they are trying their vewy best. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Who gave these blancmange heads access to the glue to put these up?

Apparently I'm not the only jerk who feels this way though.

https://imgur.com/a/YHd6AI6

🎶nestle makes the very best
we love our n-ee-aitch-ee-ess 🎶

Is that the reference? That's even worse. I don't remember that advert but it confirms my impression of the perpetrator(s) as being the sort of clowns who open cereal cafes or retro sweet shops. Colonised minds. Sad.

haha no idea but my mind got so colonised by that ad that it was the first thing i thought of

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finally, someone taking action against the scourge of coffee ordering misunderstandings

🖼

does he want filter coffee or an Americano? what size? for here or to go?

not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though

I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals

I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS

Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?

Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T

— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020

If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever

What color is your heart today?
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Why?

if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive

"who the fuck are you kidding today"

Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?

Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020

high school classmate posted this

it's the wealth dad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg

"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"

https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg

it's time to elevate your circle

is that Jordan Peterson