this is all shakey’s fault
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
otm, turns out all he needed was to rest peacefully for a stretch
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link
he's probably dead, video was recorded years ago along with thousands of others in the event that he somehow became PM and came down with something called covid-19
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
there's other videos where he survives being murdered by the ghost of blackbeard, falling into a pit of spikes and losing all his coins, etc
he's actually been replaced by Paul McCartney in a mask
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
I blame myself for not pushing him into traffic when he cycled past me c.2009
― reality disliker (Left), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
I am a Boris truther AMA
― anvil, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
He was nearly admitted several times before he was actually admitted, but the ICU admittance was down to extra caution because of his position. I know this for absolute fact, but can’t say how.
― mike t-diva, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
RIP Boris Johnson
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link
mike t-gove morelike xp
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
i knew it!
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link