LMAO I love the internet ๐๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/yiOh4kuqzz— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) April 22, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link
ice cold
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
i guess when she got her hair done in October they shaved it?
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:53 (four years ago) link
today i busted open a roll of quarters to do laundry.
imagine my surprise at finding 40 identical coins that looked like this:
https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2020-america-the-beautiful-quarters-coin-national-park-of-american-samoa-uncirculated-reverse-768x768.jpg
― budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:46 (four years ago) link
a small square of nothing? That sucks real bad, Iโm sorry
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link
idk it worked in my browser
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/01/10/u-s-mint-samoan-fruit-bat-new-quarter-2020/4433464002/
― budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
i got you!
https://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx1010xhttps://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx10https://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx1010xhttps://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx10
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 April 2020 05:18 (four years ago) link
I love flying foxes. V cute and important pollinators
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 April 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link
How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 April 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link
Flying foxes are not foxes, but they can fly.
Flying lemurs, however, are false advertising on both counts. They're not lemurs, and they can't fly (they glide).
This message brought to you by Taxonomic Pedantry "R" Us
― stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 April 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link
I want the bat quarters
― mh, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
^^
― johnny crunch, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
that quarter is sick
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link
Peak NorfolkFrom the Local Policing Neighbourhood Team-If the person wearing the โPlague Drโ costume is seen out and about in Hellesdon, please contact Police at the time. A unit can then be dispatched and attempt to locate and identify this person.Many ThanksNorfolk Police— Danny Buck (@DannyBuckUEA) April 27, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link
I didnโt think A.J. could top the gay frogs bit, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/pGk4NvP1to— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 1, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
(Sound ๐)FYI: Donโt be a Carrol ๐ง๐ท pic.twitter.com/KiLhGJItA1— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) May 1, 2020
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
this goes
Omfg pic.twitter.com/qAkWZS7l9s— BIG GRETCH FAN ACCT (@CindtriIIella) May 3, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
Thatโs fantastic
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link
As soon as the churches reopen? I'm going to pig out on the body and blood of Christ!— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) May 5, 2020
― dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:58 (three years ago) link
My roommate and I coming home from a walk pic.twitter.com/ZfuWpVE6gO— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 17, 2020
― dip to dup (rob), Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link
How Popeyes would be if they had delivery ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/JdMAFra9kU— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) May 11, 2020
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link
Will take those dudes over the enlightened CFA crew any day of the week.*
*Especially Sunday!
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:12 (three years ago) link
https://www.washingtonian.com/2020/05/12/inn-at-little-washington-chef-will-fill-his-socially-distanced-dining-room-with-mid-century-mannequins
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/L5bY9NX.png
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link
ahhhha
― micah, Friday, 15 May 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link
The Airborne Toxic Event show originally scheduled for June 20, 2020 has been rescheduled and will take place on March 13, 2021. All tickets purchased for the June 2020 performance will remain valid for the new date, so please hang on to your original ticket for entrance.
https://first-avenue.com/sites/default/files/images/events/AirborneToxicEvent-031321-387x600v2.jpg
― budo jeru, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
That's the worst news I've heard since my Quarantine Club went on hiatus!
― pplains, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
there probably should be like 20 COVID-themed punk rock bands by this time next year, right?
― Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link
The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link
Commander Kane OTM
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/1r0u7bwe2o051.jpg
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 24 May 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
an incalculable twat
― form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY4s7sYUMAAppft.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
why???
― Nhex, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
i'm just impressed they had toilet paper
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
even celine dion needs to wipe her arse
― form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Someone Asked me Howโs Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this pic.twitter.com/4YiMB81TAq— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH ๐คฎ๐ฅ๐ดโโ ๏ธ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
love balcony man
― mh, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.Regards,Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
From that I learnt that violent Jโs daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.
Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020
Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZv5l8zXkAAb0zc?format=jpg&name=medium
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Saturday, 6 June 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvMn_BJo2zg
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 10 July 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link
watching the disney world reopening video pic.twitter.com/hgYTPc6hXl— โnetw3rk (@netw3rk) July 11, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link
Koyaanisdisney pic.twitter.com/uYhor3jVDw— Isaac Schankler (@piesaac) July 12, 2020
― pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link
jesus
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
this thread is a good read btw
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
At least there's plenty of toilet paper now.
― pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link
O.J. Simpson Partying In Vegas For Quarantine Birthday Without a Mask https://t.co/ejCAZKIIcE— TMZ (@TMZ) July 12, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
I mean, no one in LV has a mask, right?
But it wouldnโt be the first people that OJ has.... oh fuck it
― solo scampito (mh), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link