Any good takes from pro-DPRK twitter Maoists
― silby, Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:28 (four years ago) link
these girls HATED the entire experience. and as you can imagine, left the compound extremely unsatisfied
of course, the satisfaction was the main reason for the trip
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:31 (four years ago) link
this is why you can never hang out with "the boys"
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:32 (four years ago) link
serious micropenis.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 26 April 2020 07:43 (four years ago) link
Feel like two inches is just a bit of a laugh micropenis. Serious starts at one and quarter.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 26 April 2020 07:46 (four years ago) link
turgid affair
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link
girl: I'm having heart surgerykim jong un: it's ok, i'll be here after your surgery(girl wakes up after surgery and sees a nurse)girl: where is kim jong un? he said he'd be here!nurse: who do you think gave you that heart— kt 🦧 (@kochsister) April 25, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link
kim jong un literally has never fatshamed nor was he ever whorephobic in any shape or form he's so unproblematic unlike the heads of the US regimes who's been so problematic to poc all over the world so idk why you guys aren't stanning him instead 💅💅💅— f (@NKVDofficial) March 14, 2018
― fuck it (Left), Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
Need a painting of a Kim Jong-Un and Kobe tip-off in Heaven.
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 26 April 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link
The age old question of separating art from artist doesn’t have any easy answers, Kim jong un was a complex figure with millions of fans and just as many critics, one thing we know for sure is that his complicated life will continue to fascinate us
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
In conclusion, Kim Jong Un is a land of many contrasts.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
...all involving micropeni.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
How come we never hear about anyone's insouciant micropenis?
― DJP, Monday, 27 April 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link
its a hard one to pull off
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Monday, 27 April 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
kudos
― DJP, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link
in a small town Pennsylvania diner, Kim Jong-un's micropenis inspires hope for some, fear for others
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 April 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link
making Fritz Lang's Metropolis Jong-Un's Micropenis essential viewing for any movie lover. My-KRAH-pin-nus
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 April 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
not really
https://www.wesh.com/article/nkorea-s-kim-jong-un-appears-in-public-amid-health-rumors/32348841?
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 May 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link
According to NK state media fwiw.
― pomenitul, Friday, 1 May 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link
there's photos too tho
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 May 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link
but obv those could easily be faked.
gonna say he's Schroedinger's Tator
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link
I have no idea what's going on with this dude
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link
Maybe he was getting a penis enlargement
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link
I saw an article about a doctor who flays the penis and puts a sleeve around it for length and girth, I imagine recovery is tough.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link
He just got fertilized back from the dead.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:46 (four years ago) link
xp I think that was Hellraiser 2
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 2 May 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link
Hellraiser 2: Lengthier and Girthier
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 03:05 (four years ago) link
Clive Barker just twitched in his sleep
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 2 May 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link
doctor who flays the penis
One of many lost episodes from the late 60s
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 2 May 2020 09:09 (four years ago) link
so "burning the stubble" has a different meaning in the house of Jong-Un
― calzino, Saturday, 2 May 2020 09:15 (four years ago) link
(xp) LOL
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 May 2020 09:27 (four years ago) link
Euphemism?
Omg onimo you almost made me wake up my household
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link