don't RIP Kim Jong-Un

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its a hard one to pull off

kim rong un (darraghmac), Monday, 27 April 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

kudos

DJP, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link

in a small town Pennsylvania diner, Kim Jong-un's micropenis inspires hope for some, fear for others

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 April 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

making Fritz Lang's Metropolis Jong-Un's Micropenis essential viewing for any movie lover. My-KRAH-pin-nus

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 April 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

According to NK state media fwiw.

pomenitul, Friday, 1 May 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link

there's photos too tho

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 May 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link

but obv those could easily be faked.

gonna say he's Schroedinger's Tator

genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link

I have no idea what's going on with this dude

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

Maybe he was getting a penis enlargement

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link

I saw an article about a doctor who flays the penis and puts a sleeve around it for length and girth, I imagine recovery is tough.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link

He just got fertilized back from the dead.

pomenitul, Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:46 (four years ago) link

xp I think that was Hellraiser 2

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 2 May 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link

Hellraiser 2: Lengthier and Girthier

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 03:05 (four years ago) link

Clive Barker just twitched in his sleep

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 2 May 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link

doctor who flays the penis

One of many lost episodes from the late 60s

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 2 May 2020 09:09 (four years ago) link

so "burning the stubble" has a different meaning in the house of Jong-Un

calzino, Saturday, 2 May 2020 09:15 (four years ago) link

(xp) LOL

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 May 2020 09:27 (four years ago) link

Clive Barker just twitched in his sleep

Euphemism?

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 May 2020 09:27 (four years ago) link

Omg onimo you almost made me wake up my household

genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link


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