L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

thought this thread must have been revived for this modestly priced abode

This 7 bedroom converted church in London is currently for sale for £44,000,000. I’m obsessed.
Original listing: https://t.co/ybbOUCuNbu pic.twitter.com/CGwjZGmcop

— Anthony 🌭 (@anorderlymess) April 26, 2020

i'd rather live in a barndo than that

Barndominiums look like gigantic trailer homes to my eyes. That's a lot of sheet metal flying around during a tornado.

APS, that one above looks awesome. Needs more Grape Nehi signs though.

There's a cool B&B in Kingston NY that's a converted church.

£44 million could buy a lot of barndos.

heck, it would be straight up barndomania

quick question: what is a pole barn

probable followup: ok so what is a barn then

― donald failson (sic), Monday, April 27, 2020 7:21 PM (yesterday)

Pole buildings and barns use a post-frame construction where laminated wood posts make up the bulk of the framing. The roof utilizes trusses connected by purlins. The exterior consists of steel panel claddings that “hold” the structure together. Contrary to popular belief, the construction does not include poles, or interior columns.

That seems clear enough (ddg's "purlins"), sure, got it.

By contrast, a stick-frame building contains a basement or crawlspace over which builders construct the building. The frame also requires a concrete foundation for support. Due to the construction of the foundation, building costs are far higher.

― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, April 28, 2020 1:18 AM (three hours ago)

ok... so........ what is a barn then

p sure the first barndominium was in the film Roadhouse

xp issa wee lass er lassie innett?

a barn is a building that has that roof shape

a barn is a garage for cows

A barn is a sanctuary in a unsettled world, a sheltered place where life's true priorities are clear. When you take a step back, it's not just about horses – its about love, life, and learning. ... Indeed, horses have the hearts of warriors and often carry us into and out fields of personal battles.

also ATVs

sic hasn't anyone ever asked you, "were you raised in a barn?"

Only if you were behaving in that manner indicative of the particular shape aloft

Now there’s going to be a generation of kids who were raised in barns.

When they grow up, perhaps they will raise barns.

https://i.imgur.com/mN4ejm9.jpg

these barndos are fucking me up guys

people have a lot shit

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sic hasn't anyone ever asked you, "were you raised in a barn?"

they never asked me “was it a barn, a pole barn, or a pole building that you were raised in?”

feel like harble should've been quarantined for two weeks after watching those videos because now we're all infected with barndomania.

can't bolt the barndo now that the harbl's already out.

i want to search barndos on youtube but i probably need to do it in incognito b/c i don't want the harbl algorithm

"I mean think about it. What if instead of a chandelier, we just hung up a gigantic dream catcher. Like, five feet in diameter. That'd set the mood for this place, right?"

what if instead of one modular sofa we had like, seven of them. and three fireplaces.

i'm still awake because i don't exercise or do anything anymore, and i need to show you something in the sofa realm

https://youtu.be/Brb1Kx8jfYw?t=101

my youtube algorithm is just...you wouldn't believe it. i have a real "museum" of interests, you could say.

i think that is the one with all the bathroom signs, also

“what kind of counter is that?”
“i think it’s a black...leather...granite”
that exchange took such a right turn on me i had to lie down

and lol harbl that was exactly the kind of couch-tetris set I was picturing before you posted that video

So many horseshoes.... And I'm including the couches and leather bar counters in that as well.

That is the bathroom sign one.

https://i.imgur.com/zsB0cy6.jpg

Not a zinger, but the altar where I had my First Communion looked a lot like this.

this thread has taken a really depressing turn.

These Barndos are killing me.

I don't get the sides of the barndominium with metal signs advertising Shell, Texaco, Mobile, Exxon, Sinclair, Phillips 66... There was never a wall that had all that crap in one place before, why now?

Might as well have a wall for McDonalds, Burger King, Waffle House, Denny's, Texas Barnhouse Steak Place, Starbucks. Would make about as much random sense as the other ones.

wait where is that one

i've got one more for "y'all" https://youtu.be/Xi0Qh4fX2Tk?t=377
i'm planning a bedroom in my house right now and i'm really drawing some great inspiration from this disaster

same guy as built that kitchen you just posted. i confess i am a little into his thing for sealed concrete floors :/

guys i think i might be a barndoholic

I'm sure there's barns you can barndofy out in like Howard County right?

um since i got a new job i have already been on zillow looking at frederick county farm property. oh no it's happening isn't it

Mine will be exclusively decorated with BARN messages.

BARN sweet BARN
BARN is where the BARN is
Live. Laugh. BARN.

I'd rather be BARN

My other BARN is a BARN

xpost, i like polished concrete floors too. I do not like these barndos though.

Oh dear god the christmas decorations