Real England

you’ve seen him walking for the nhs, you’ve chipped in some cash to his campaign, now eat his fucking face EAT IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfQwHb1pWPE

The horrific cake head of Captain Tom Moore with the hair of Steve McClaren. pic.twitter.com/DCcvjxvGrp

— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) April 30, 2020

a Soviet Bus Stops/Yugoslav Memorials-style coffee table book of shitty Millennium municipal features in British towns and villages

— Ben (@cinemashoebox) May 2, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXFgSWvWAAAbqZA?format=jpg&name=medium

unfair, that seems pretty enough

every single one profoundly cursed

one of those on the thread is local to me and I feel vindicated for laughing when I first saw it.

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/22OWKIR1SQ26SSEOQJ2S.jpg

On Sheppey, 75-year-old pensioner Tim Bell was taking no prisoners. He went on parade near his home in Scrapsgate Road, Minster, in his own tank named T-75 and wearing a set of Second World War pilot's goggles.

The retired electrician had converted his mobility scooter into a fighting machine complete with its own Union Flag and sound system to blast out tunes from the 1940s to delighted neighbours, who waved flags as he drove past.

born in 1945

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/German_soldier_with_flamethrower_c1941.jpg/300px-German_soldier_with_flamethrower_c1941.jpg

I like it when you see a shop that opened in 1999 that still has the word 'millennium' in its name

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/52815321_2061113047307393_2410979840069992448_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=AUOG5KQZ4xcAX8M0lZa&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=1900fca8bd10d7c7d92c84b50f98dd9d&oe=5EDBD844

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/5hl8jFc52NX0mHdHj4jLTpBVE-48ryD_R17aACk0_PNUNqZ9Rm8Wg8uuWBCfUe0O6JDfFCuOgQgbRYdo=s0

Stoke Newington

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0d/3e/d7/c4/millennium-kebab-2000.jpg

would eat a millennium kebab tbf

Passed by it many a time on the way home from the pub but never tried it... apparently it's quite good though.

am I imagining that on some football forums people still have 20 year plus old accounts with user names like YK2Troy or whatever

Jesus I want a kebab now.

a sentiment rarely far from my brain

I miss the Mexicano pizza in my local 4 hygiene star rated takeaway. I could still get a take-away from there i guess, but eating it in there with the knackered tv blaring some russian version of mtv and the fine vista of dewsbury bus station was a big part of the whole experience.

I’ve been making kofte kebabs at home (it’s my St George’s Day special).

Kebab 2000 is still going in Southend.

yes i was

Stoke Newington

🖼

Just went for a delightful walk around the neighbourhood. Lots of parties going on and lots of bunting. One particular party was properly going off: men of a particular colour, size and age dancing, arms around shoulders, to Madness. Blitz spirit, brothers.

I ate at millennium kebab. Ok, not as good as Chick Pizz across the road

XD

Chick Pizz is no more btw.

In my experience kebab shops with names that promise a big game rarely deliver.

big game isn't legal in the uk tho

Aww RIP Chick Pizz. I’ve not lived there for 3 or so years, I didn’t know

pretty sure I had a Millennium Kebab after lurching off a night bus in 2013

Hebden Bridge yesterday - Photo posted on Facebook by fella called Ralph Nimmann (third from left). He's getting called 'heroic' by his friends for standing up against 'the establishment'. I have other words to dscribe him and this group... pic.twitter.com/Lvz0F8N7ge

— Dave Haslam (@Mr_Dave_Haslam) May 9, 2020

oh christ .. the state of these braindead hippies!

that sheppey tank fella upthread...minster is a town we walked to and yeah it is exactly the sort of place where that would happen

xp the type of people you want to stay 2m away from even in normal times

I think it was our eminant Dutch ilx friend LBI who once mentioned he had a gf from this neck of the woods who sometimes talked to water!

Coronavirus: Dorset knob-eating contest held online amid lockdown https://t.co/06f94JJOap

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) May 9, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/Xma9CTQ.jpg

I think it was our eminant Dutch ilx friend LBI who once mentioned he had a gf from this neck of the woods who sometimes talked to water!

― calzino, Saturday, May 9, 2020 8:51 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol this is a 100% true :-/. That tweet up here def HB's ugly side.

real england sim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO7zBMDXGN4

did this guy get linked here already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidKpZEJj4E

On the youtubers thread, happy to watch again though.

No, it was on the AMSR thread.

it’s the best. ogmios is my hero.

I have noticed he seems even more chill in the second episode

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYflbwOXkAA1HBu?format=jpg&name=medium

I saw a tiny aged football hooligan sat on my hedge seig-heiling earlier.

Games Workshop, owner of Warhammer, is now worth the same as Centrica, owner of British Gas.

— Alex White (@AlexWhite1812) May 21, 2020

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/B0C3/production/_112415254_creamtea-nc.png

:D

ooo i could murder a big bowl of peonies right now

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-beach-wales-thought-england-18306085

A woman who was stopped by police walking on a beach due to lockdown rules launched a tirade of abuse as she claimed she "didn't realise Wales wasn't in England" as she went on to call Welsh people a "bunch of b*******."

In a video posted on social media, the woman can be seen arguing with two officers on a Gwynedd beach on Wednesday, the hottest day of the year so far, reports the Daily Post.

The woman is understood to have travelled more than 100 miles from the West Midlands to Barmouth with her children, despite coronavirus lockdown rules.

But when two police officers asked her to leave, she did not appear to understand the Welsh lockdown rules, claiming she was within her rights to be there because “Boris Johnson said that you can”.

Usain Bolt from Barnsley pic.twitter.com/w3GuNhQb4K

— 𝒞𝒽𝓁𝑜𝑒 🌻 (@clbzyx) May 30, 2020

lmao