itt create your own Jurassic Park sequel pitch

Jurassic Snark - 2 hours of Dennis Miller being chased by a triceratops before it finally steps on him and caves his skull in

Slow cinema

eh if this lousy dino ain’t a poor man’s rex griffin flippin’ wooden nickels in the back seat of a french jalopy watchin “his girl friday” dubbed into bad ukranian and suckin cheap imitation black licorice like a sleepy anatole france in muggsy spanier pantaloons i mean ah bap bapAAaaaaAaaaGGGhhhhhhhhh

Swing Vote 2: Jurassic World 3: Jurassic Park 6 - yet another election is deadlocked and requires Kevin Costner to break the tie. on his way to the voting booth, he is eaten by 5 different dinosaurs who have escaped from the previous movie. the dinosaurs are then given the right to vote, as 5 is an odd number and will break the tie.

then, a dinosaur dies. the four voters then split the vote 2-2.

who will break the tie?

Jurassic Stark, a Marvel tie-in where Iron Man himself is resurrected with dino DNA.

He's just as smart as before, but now 100 feet tall and hongrehhh

Jurassic Sark

T-Rex is an aging bartender, whose bar (that he co-owns is failing). a Stegosaurus makes him an offer that makes him think of retiring. but Stegosaurus threatens to turn it into a posh bar that prices out the other local dinosaurs.

Sam Neill arrives to provide life advice to the T-Rex.