L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

I guess it isn't exactly close in. But still. Something not quite right there, beyond the yellow kitchen (which is not ideal but I could deal y'know)

Yerac is right. The high property taxes in NYS depress asking prices. Same thing in New Jersey I hear. Not so much in Connecticut (where I used to live).

yeah, like my old boss paid basically the same price for her mcmansion in scarsdale as i got for my super shitty trump sr rowhouse in brooklyn.

and tarrytown is cute but it is more village-y, not a lot going on. and the metro-north doesn't seem within walking distance.

i like the house and the yellow (and the potfiller above the stove!), but yeah i would not live in it. beautiful location, though. property taxes are the worst. i am so often thinking of what an expensive house i could live in in another county just because i'd be paying less than a third of the taxes i pay now.

oh wait it's a 30 minute walk. not that bad.

Maybe those of us who like it can pool our money and all live in it together? Great deal like that won't last!

sure, i will pay $1000

nooo, let's pool money for one of those palm springs mcm motels. there will be at least 10 rooms and a pool.

Still hoping we get the little Hastings house we put an offer on. Waiting on this dumb shit with the building inspector and the seller's contractor.

I have a yellow kitchen. It’s the perfect kitchen colour. 💛

Do you like Fun & Adventure?

how is that all in there

My answer to that question today is "no."

Wonder how much of that conveys though?

"Used to have a Nostromo feel up here, but the previous owner took all the robots with him."

omg the beach room
only $156k!

i unapologetically love that fucking place

wow

that is kind of wonderful

forks u should buy it nyc is dead suburbs is the new way

suburbs and also pittsburgh I guess

is that a hide rug on top of the beige carpet

bill hader stefon character "this house has everything..."

Listen

If you REALLY like adventure

You need this: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Columbia-Is-New-Rochelle-NY-10805/2084001407_zpid/

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/cc_ft_768/ISq9wosyu463t10000000000.webp

It looks like the Fyre Festival of luxury island houses

So baller
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1344_1008/ISi3ucasqwx5t10000000000.webp

The listing style of that Fun & Adventure house, constantly zooming out on each photo, could not be more annoying

Island house - well, at least you'd be safely quarantined there...

https://i.imgur.com/tSoL5Jg.gif

Wasn't until it was animated that I noticed the patio furniture way up in the background by the house. Nice touch.

ZS vibes

I'll see your 16 million island prison and raise you a mega-garish 35 million imitation palais that is Trumpy as all fuck

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10A-Dock-Ln-Great-Neck-NY-11024/2081244332_zpid/

perfect for the family with more money than god but no taste whatsoever.
http://i.imgur.com/nRN2rnI.png
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PICK A FUCKING PATTERN

the filters these photographers use for real estate photography are out of control

they layer a lot.

it's HDR, right?

when the photographer who worked for c0c0r4n came to take pics of my place she said they take multiple frames of the same shot and then layer them all to get that saturation.

maybe that was just her method? but it seems that certain brokers have the same style/color on their sites for all the listings.

yah its mostly just extreme HDR but they do some other tricks too

oh wait i had to look up hdr. for some reason i thought it was a resolution thing.

yeah it's hdr

Hugely
Dumb
Rooms

for all their money, that is a shit tv in the last pic. and a clock like a dentist waiting room.

I could imagine living on the minecraft island house but not the Versaille hotel. At least not sleeping there, and definitely not taking LSD.

I see the same thing over and over again. Rich people do not know how to live.

the towels in the bathroom annoyed me the most.

Srsly having been looking non stop at listings for weeks now, the homes in the higher price ranges are way uglier than the cheaper ones on average

The French Limestone Mansion Faces A Rare Marble Fountain Imported From The Rothschild Estate In France, Contains Multiple Parquet De Versailles Floors, Boiserie Removed From Centuries-Old French Chateaus, Verre Eglomise Mirrors And Pietra Dura Floors.

Somehow capitalizing each word seems completely appropriate.

http://www.wfp.com/listing-showcase/property-details.asp?mlsid=MDMC678718#

keep going until you get to the basement

lmao it was honestly pretty tasteful for a rich person house until that point

that's a helluva twist