Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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silby, Friday, 15 May 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link

It should be embarrassing that he's going to debase himself like this and Florida Cubans are still going to vote 2:1 for Trump.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 15 May 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link

It’s good to know Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch are just a bunch of frauds according to noted internet poster milo

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 May 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

So, uh, what’s the incarceration situation like comparing the US (on the HRC until last year) and Cuba? Or Saudi Arabia (also a member until last year) and Cuba?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

You can go ahead and tell us, you have all the answers

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link

doesn’t the US have the highest incarceration rate in the world?[citation needed]

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

We have a quarter of the world’s prisoners, so man I hope so

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

Debasing yourself for Joe Biden is even more embarrassing than Joe Biden debasing himself for Florida reactionaries.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

At least he could theoretically get something out of it.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

Who says I don’t get anything out of winding you up?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link

"I'm just trolling you" I insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

you have to debase yourself for Florida reactionaries every time you step into Florida tbf

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

I’m just out of practice. You’ve been trolling US politics threads for at least a couple of years at this point, let me get some reps in

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

ok hands up if you aren't trolling

silby, Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:35 (three years ago) link

Go for it, silby.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link

I guess I was trolling just now tbf

silby, Saturday, 16 May 2020 00:56 (three years ago) link

you have to debase yourself for Florida reactionaries every time you step into Florida tbf

The only time I've been Florida was in 2000. I was in Orlando for a professional conference. The general effect it had on me felt debasing. At the time I blamed Disney Corporation, but the reactionaries may have contributed, too.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

oh man being in Orlando is like a whole other species of self-debasement

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 16 May 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

Debasing yourself for Joe Biden is even more embarrassing than Joe Biden debasing himself for Florida reactionaries.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, May 16, 2020 12:13 AM (four hours ago)

yeah it's so gross that people actually want the democratic candidate to win the election

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 16 May 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link

"It'll be the same no matter who gets in," says the white guy

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 16 May 2020 06:52 (three years ago) link

Says the white guy?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 May 2020 07:46 (three years ago) link

It won't be massively different to make enough of a difference says a non-white person, on the internet, who can't even vote in your election.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 May 2020 07:48 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure there's a difference in grudgingly voting for the lesser evil and rushing in to defend turning to the Cuban Question playbook from 1974 (to be fair, Biden might currently think it's 1974).

But even better - if you live in California or DC or New York, you're not saving the world from fascism by voting for the sex creep (or outright sex criminal) with shitty views on everything. You're just gleefully voting for the sex creep (or outright sex criminal) with shitty views on everything.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 07:52 (three years ago) link

wow

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

hopefully trump wins again to teach us all a lesson eh

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

it must be a wild ride not being able to hold two ideas in your head at the same time

how do you keep defaulting to the same reductive nonsense?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

both of you guys though, seriously

I really don't anyone itt is gleefully voting for Biden, and neither are those of us horrified at the prospect of a Biden presidency hoping Trump wins instead

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

this place would be way cooler for the next six months if we could just lop off the 1% outlier takes on both ends of the spectrum

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

xp don't *think* anyone

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

Are you seriously saying milo represents an outlier? his position is well within the mainstream of current us politics thread talk. Democrats are as bad or worse than the GOP, repeat ad infinitum.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

I'm sympathetic to MIlo's stance and I guess I think he's errs on the side of trolling you, unperson, et al...and that you guys do the same

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link

I also think (and he can knock this down) that "Democrats are worse" is not an equivalency argument.

I think it's fair to argue that people who purport to share your values at the expense of upholding them are "worse" than those who don't even pretend to.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

I’m well past the point of wasting my time and energy attempting to have an earnest discussion about why Democrats might actually be a tad bit better than Republicans, with any of you, really.

It’s all apparently driven by religious thinking at this point, and I’m clearly in a separate cult than the majority of posters still dense and stubborn enough to participate in these threads in the first place.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

Like I don't expect anything from Wilbur Ross or Jared Kushner. Those people are snakes, and when they're gone there will be others in their place.

I do have expectations of the people who are in the position to try and disrupt that cycle, though. And when in self-interest those people co-opt and distort the principles we need to uphold to actually do that—yeah, they're "worse" in that particular, narrow sense. They're in the way.

Like I'm not gonna jump up and down yelling at my mugger. That's what he does: mugs people. But the cop who looks the other way because he knows the guy's family or whatever" "Worse."

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

One thing I appreciate about Joe Biden is his telling people not to vote for him -- not that I need his permission, but the directness is refreshing. And I won't. Thanks Joe! Good luck in November, if you make it that far. pic.twitter.com/Qacli9CGoP

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) May 15, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

I mean, Tombot's fighting phantoms in his head with the "oh u think Democrats are WORSE" but go on.

Biden is garbage. He has always been garbage. In the future he will continue to be garbage but increasingly confused and disconnected from the world around him. You don't have to vote for him - whether you think he's committed sexual assault or not, if you profess to hold liberal or progressive views and don't live in one of the handfuls of states that actually matter, the mere thought of voting for Biden should turn your stomach. Criticizing Joe Biden is not praising Donald Trump.

"Oh you only criticize Democrats"/'only Democrats have political agency, huh?!?!" - as ever, the Vote Blue equivalent of "well, we have a higher standard of living than Eritrea" - cool, I don't live there and have no influence over the policies of Eritrea. The Democrats are the only team with some semblance of expectations and the only team I have some vague infinitesimal influence over. We know Republicans are evil - that's one of the problems with Joe Biden, he doesn't seem to grasp that.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

Donald Trump should be strung up in the town square like Mussolini, Joe Biden should just be exiled to Joshua Tree and forced to live without air conditioning.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

Criticizing Joe Biden is not praising Donald Trump.

No, but not voting for Joe Biden is voting for Donald Trump. It's a binary system. You can choose A, B, or Z (which is, in terms of real world results, equivalent to choosing A).

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link

It was unspeakably stupid for Biden to say a completely unsurprising thing about Cuba potentially joining the UN HRC because Florida something something


https://www.orlandosentinel.com/politics/fl-ne-florida-poll-fau-biden-trump-may-20200515-yzrq5cbgkrcqpjppwd4n4urogu-story.html

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link

unperson still rong

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

Criticizing Joe Biden is not praising Donald Trump

you should make this your dn because evidently it needs constant reminding for some

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

By now, I've read hundreds of posts by xyzzz, milo, and a few other ilxors that essentially repeat the same thing week after week, endlessly making the same point about Biden being horrifyingly bad, with no suggestions about any positive actions they intend to take to address the situation, or any alternatives to just sitting on their hands during the election and insisting this will change things for the better. Being a socialist, a radical, or an anarchist is not the same as 'bitching loudly on the internet every day'. It's been tried before and it doesn't work.

Get one new idea, plz. Your last idea wore out. And it wasn't very good to begin with.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

lmao

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Saturday, 16 May 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

No, but not voting for Joe Biden is voting for Donald Trump

This is not true unless you don't understand math and/or the Electoral College.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

I understand the concept of zero.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 May 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

It was unspeakably stupid

The people to whom that move resonates will continue to vote Republican 2:1. As they always do. Licking boots doesn't help Florida numbers in communities that aren't still mad that their grandpa's sugar plantation was expropriated.

But I didn't say it was stupid. Like most everything else Biden professes to believe, it's shitty - because Cuba is as deserving of a spot on a jerkoff emoji UN body as anyone and more deserving than many (including, you know, us and many of our allies).

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 May 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

Being a socialist, a radical, or an anarchist is not the same as 'bitching loudly on the internet every day'. It's been tried before and it doesn't work

Aimless w/ all due respect how does it differ from your reciprocal centrist bitching

bitching loudly on the internet *is* the internet, maybe be less reactive?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

It’s all apparently driven by religious thinking at this point, and I’m clearly in a separate cult than the majority of posters still dense and stubborn enough to participate in these threads in the first place.

http://imgur.com/gallery/PySdNGa

Laziest Sybarite in the World (PBKR), Saturday, 16 May 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

Speaking of dense, I can't embed from imgur apparently.

Laziest Sybarite in the World (PBKR), Saturday, 16 May 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link


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